>Kevin
>Kyle
>Sam
>James
>tfw kyle
delet this
>>29643248
All the guys named Christian I know are autistic as fuck.
>Inb4 Christian Bale
>Dillon
Never seen a Dillon who wasn't a spaz.
> Darren
> Tim
> Jim
> Tom
> Phillip
>>29643248
my dad's name is kevin.
he is super fucking beta.
top kek op's post is accurate.
>>29643248
>>29643447
I have known severl Kyles in my life and they are always Chads. Usually surfers.
I know two Dillons who are Alpha Chads.
One of them I knew used to be a fat little nerdy kid who sat around playing Wii all day. Know he's fit and a solder in the army
How bad isColby?
justin is beta
basically anything not biblical
>tfw named Jaden
Why did my parents fucking hate me?
Mohammed
Like pouring sand into her vagina
The more syllables in your name the more beta it is
>>29643248
>elliot
origenalio
>>29643248
>>29643579
The only Kyle I've met was a massive chad pretending to be a robot
>>29643620
I dunno. Maximilian has a lot of syllables and it sounds pretty tough.
Except that whole "Maxi-Pad" thing..
>>29643607
>tfw my name is on that list but I've only ever been complimented on it by girls
>>29643248
kamerontfw kameron
Matthew is a sperg, guaranteed
Devin's should just kill themselves
Is there a more beta name than robert?
I know you are watching robert.
Why would a man named Quirin name his son Josh. I hate this pleb name.
>>29643701
Yeah but 'Matt' is a normie
What do you guys thiknk about the name Alex?
>>29643885
It can be either. Normally, I picture an attractive, yet alternative guy.
tfwHarrison
Am I fucked?
>>29643885
If his full name is Alexander and not just fucking Alex, not bad.
Alex alone is for girls.
what about lawrence?
Alpha names: Chris, William, James, David
>>29643962
Yes, it's Alexander, but everyone just call me Alex.
>>29643248
Kevin Garnet comes to mind
He's not beta
Kyle have been more socially dominant white guys
>>29643248
>eugene
>nathan
>henry
>>29643248
>Kyle
Fuck you op, no need too bully me for having a weak ass name.
>>29643682
Hey ma
>>29643248
>tfw abel
i dont know how to feel about this
Kai is pretty beta.
>>29643446
Christian Weston Chandler, autistic as fuck, checks out.
Originalblox ffs
>>29643962
Alex for girls is usually short for Alexandra.
>>29644123
Eugene literally means "good genetics"
How is it not an alpha name?
>>29644243
Ive seen tons of girls who were just "alex"
>>29644272
Shut up, poindexter.
what do you guys think aboutpaul
Daniels are the most beta
whats worse than keith?
>>29643248
>tfw Sam
W-Why?
Jeremy is the biggest cuck I know
>CTRL + F "(my name)"
>No matches
Fuck yeah. Feels good, man.
>>29643607
im in second, feel yu man
>>29643961
Harrison Dodge? Harrison Audi?
>>29643248
Kai is the biggest gaylord on this planet
No one has mentioned my name.
Thoughts on the name Connor?
>>29644583
>Samwell Tarly
Case closed, senpai
>>29644821
I know a guy named Connor and he's pretty cool but his twin brother Chandler is way chiller
Change your name to Chandler
>>29643620
That's bullshit.
My Fallout 4 character is named Ghurmthofflauripdunnzaw, and he's not fucking beta at all.
>Beta name
>Sam
Fuck you I like my name
>>29644821
I knew a guy named connor
Everyone thought he was gayincluding mebut he wasn't
>>29643248
Is Warren a beta name?
>my name was listed
>>29643409
Only know two Kyles, both are obese, one has a growth disorder and mild autism.
>>29643469
the robot posts. He smirks at the thought of his beta dad, how he listens to his wife and how he lets the robot get away with his silly hijinx. The robot knows he is the true alpha of the house. He continues browsing /r9k/ while he sits in his basement room, on his Windows XP computer with a bag of cheetos next to him. Upstairs, his father makes passionate love to his mother. But the true alpha robot doesn't hear this, because of the soundproofing his parents installed in his room so they wouldn't have to hear him masterbate. As the robots new brother is created inside his mothers vagina, he continues to browse /r9k/, telling himself that he's better than all these antisocial losers.
>>29644583
>>29644972
Sam is a good name bots. Strong, masculine and traditional. I've never been teased for it
How bout Derek? I hate my name
>>29644456
>almost reach bottom of thread with no sign of my name
>see this
Does it still count if I spell it differently?
>tfw Braulio
I guess I was fucked from the start.
is emanuel a robot name?
>>29643248
>tfw your name is Kevin
>tfw you're a fallen normie
transitioning through cyborgdome back into normieville right now, as hated as that term is, it's the best descriptor of my scenario
>>29645345
My best friend is named Derek and despite being "redpilled" by r9k standards, he's incredibly handsome and pulls women like there's no tomorrow. At least he hates himself for it.
>>29644453
haha paul mcfartney
>tfw your name is so omega it will never be listedBermuda
>>29643248
Swedish beta names
>Jonas
>Albin
>Niklas
>Gustav
>Peter
>>29643607
>Michael
It was the most popular baby name in America for like 40 years straight. In the top 5 for even longer than that. I wouldn't call that "hated".
t. Michael
>>29643248
>beta
>sam
are you forgetting sam hyde?
>>29643248
You forgot the most beta name of all.
Anon
My name is Kirk,
I have no clue how others perceive it.
Timbo
Is the name Jacob beta?
Is "Jake" an alpha name?
Never been sure how to feel about this one. It feels so...neutral.
My father, grandfather, and great grandfather all got the name Charlie.
Me? Fucking "Wilmer". What shit is that?
>>29646918
i think of the star trek captain and the weird dude from gilmore girls. take your pick.
Besides the watch brand, what do people think of the name Rolex?
>>29643605
>tfw when Anon is absolutely right and you can't/won't change your name
>tfw Reid
end it
>>29643248
>tfw named Ian
Its like the coolest name to have but it also sounds lame
>>29646996
Jake the Snake! orig
>>29647207
>ian
>coolest name
Yeah maybe in fucking Middle school
>>29643248
Ryan
t. Ryan
How has this not been mentioned yet
StephenSteven is alpha. Steve is autistic.
>>29647263
>steven
>alpha
Pick one
>>29644456
Daniels have enough to deal with because of the damn daniel meme
>Jonathan
It only gets better and better every year older I get
>>29647218
>Jake the Snake!
Holy shit, THIS. it's the nickname EVERYBODY comes up with. People love rhyming my name for some reason.
>"Jake the Snake!"
>"Jakey Bakey!"
>"Wakey bakey, Jakey?'
>'Wakey, wakey, Jakey! Eggs and Bakey!"
It doesn't even irk me, but I swear everybody has some iteration of a "snake" "bake" or "wake" rhyme.
>Named Alfie
You fuckers don't know pain
>>29643447
Dylan is Chad
Where Dillon is white trash robot tier shitboi
these are just the facts
>>29643248
Gnorgrolaurgh
>>29643248
>ctrl+f
>no "anthony"
t-thanks
>>29643599
I know a very cool Colby, smokes lots of weed and all of the ~alt~ girls want his peen
>>29644170
lmao i had an orbiter named kai on steam for like 6 monthsand i'm not even a girl
>>29647207
why does his eye color change? are they brothers?
Thoughts on Mark?
>>29647505
He never should have leaked that shit, but alcohol does loosen tongues. Poor bastard's probably in Gitmo by now. Can't imagine going to MIT and getting such an awesome career only to throw it down the shitter on /pol/, but hey, booze and loneliness, man.
>>29647263
>>29647282
All Steves/Stephens/Stevens are betas.
What do you think of the name Vincent?
>>29647585
What are you talking about?
Original posts only.
>tfw name is Kyle and am big beta boy
>>29643607
>Aiden
orignael
>>29643885
hey firkey
My name is Bruno. How does it sound to you?
>>29644157
Beta killed by alpha brother Cain
mfw Deshaun
>>29647745
pretty gay
>pic related.
no one said my name desu
>>29643248
>Frederick
orginel
>Sam
Lolwut?
>>29643961
Pretty cool name tbqh
>>29647786
This fucking movie
>>29647909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdyWJAYyERs
I think I'm gonna watch it before bed
>>29644456
>what you name your son when you don't know what to name him, basically the christian version of "muhammed"
>name is of Hebrew origin
>DAMN DANIEL
>Danny
>american
>louie
>>29644016
Yes I am david
>>29644016
I have never met an alpha David or William. In America alphas are usually Logan, Tyler, Derek, Darren, Tanner, Greg, Drew, etc
>>29648000
Really any american name that starts with L
Louis
Liam
Lyle
My names alright in my opinion, any thoughts on Jack?
>>29643248
>tfw my older brother's name is Kevin and he's turning out to be a manchild.
he's 24 and never had a gf and is too busy playing weeb games and building gunpla which he doesn't even put much effort in.
what about wilson. every wilson I met are normies with a dash of autism
>>29643447
dillon francis is the chaddest dj around though
wyatt?
who /marco/ here?
>>29646774
>Niklas
That's my name, t-thanks
>>29643248
my name is Kevin and I'm considered an alpha by waaaaaaay more people than would consider me a beta
We can all agree that Parker is a fucking alpha who gets puss on a daily basis.
>>29649126
parker is a tryhard faggot who posts casually cool things on image boards, most likely smirking in real life and touching his face unknowingly
>tfw andrew
>tfw chad name
>tfw beta femboi
>tfw make people call me Andy
uwu
>>29648636
Can confirm. Every Wyatt I ever met was an extreme beta bitch. One of them even hung out with Tumblr stereotypes.
>tfw Montgomery
Mutha fuckin Montgomery
where did it all go wrong? my fucking birth
>tfw Quentin
My fucking name is never ever posted, god damn
sam (biggest one) or samuel
paulo
david
daniel
john
andrew
leo(nard)
edwin
edward
kevin
fuck all of these names
basic betas and square as shit
a lot of dylans and jakes and tylers i know happen to be prime
>>29643788
josh is a cute name
be my bf :3
>>29643248
>Sam
STOP THIS
>>29644821
I knew two connors in school
one was a total normie who smoked weed but he was a manlet
the other was a ginger spastic with giagantism
>>29649270
A lot of those are incredibly strong names.
>Edwin
Rich friend (and literally has the word "win" in it)
>Edward
Protector of riches
>Leo
Lion
>Andrew
Masculine, manly
>>29644972
sam is a girl's name
>>29647384
It's the other way around.
Dylan is a total sperg
Dillon is chad.
>sam
>beta
>>29647322
I feel you, bredda. I started shifting towards Jon since I moved to uni a couple years ago, feels better to have a shorter name when I introduce myself to people (which is never)
>>29647207
Youre the first other ian ive seen in these type of threads
>>29643248
Harrison
(oregano communist)
>>29647322
>tfw people call you Jonny
Not sure how I feel about it 2bh
>>29645046
Not at all. Warren Zevon was alpha
>one chance at life
>your parents name you Ben
>Abe (Abraham)
>love my own name
convince me its a shit name
>>29651051
It's Jewish.
But hey at least you've got money.
>Lebron James
>Beta
I know this is bait but you have to try a little harder m8's
>>29643248
Super chad names
Nicholas
t. Not Nicholas
Fugg you William
>ctrl+f
>Phil
>1 of 1
>It's Philip
Feels good
Bitches love that it means affection/love/loving etc.
>>29648184
Alpha Davids and Williams get called Dave or Will/Billy.
>tfw Daniel
>"Hey... hehehe... Dan the Man, hahahaha!!!"
REEEEEEEEE
>>29643248
>Joseph
Give me sweet release at long last.
>>29647207
Ian? More like pee-in
>>29651382
DAMN DANIEL BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE BETA NAME
All of the "ayden's"
braden
hayden
aiden
etc
>tfw Andrei
How fucked am I?
origami
>>29651656
>go to convenience store for some alcohol
>they ask for ID
>show it
>"holy shit look at his name!"
>DAMN DANIEL hahahaha
>they all start dancing and yelling it over and over while laughing and one even took a photo of himself holding my ID
>I just stood there completely still waiting for them to calm down and ring me up
Why this name?
>>29643961
is ur mom hannah?
eric
is a beta name and i'm oroginal
>>29651719
Fuuuck that hit me in a weird way and I started giggling my ass off at the thought of a bunch of normies chimping out in front of you over seeing your name. Daniel isn't even a bad name, I actually think it sounds pretty masculine and cool, but it is doomed to be a meme name for a while
>>29643450
tfw tom
it's the ultimate beta name, I know 3 other toms and all of them are the worsh beta orbiters I knowmyself included
What's /r9k/'s stance on my name "Wyatt", what are the Wyatt's like that you know?
>>29651845
I know a vietnamese dude named Thom who is the most racist and ranty guy within our group of mostly white nerdy friends. It has forever made that name awesome to me
>>29645253
Good one anon desu
>>29651846
Chad/Normie as fuck, get out reee
>>29646918
I think this picture speaks for itself
>Nobody listed my name
I-is Aaron a beta name?
>>29643248
>Cody
>Cameron
>Todd
>Tucker
>>29643734
Supremely kek'd at this.
I also held this opinion - when we did Robert Frost in English, I didn't respect his work and studied him significantly less than the other poets (Like John Montague, alpha name).
Benjamin
Bernado
Thomas
Phillip
>>29643450
Dunno, I like being Tom. It's the ultimate jokester kind of name in my country.
>tfw most people with my name are autistic, spazzes, or bothobviously I'm notmy name is Tyler
No one has said John, Jon, Joe Joe or Juan
J master race
>>29644086
Wow same here
>>29643248
>tfw my name is sam and every time i see this pic i feel that someone who controls my life is putting this as a hint or to tease me.
>>29651434
JOSEPHU JOOESTAAH
Names Dakota. Im a guy.
>>29643607
>9 Michael
>10 Jackson
>>29643616
holy fuck this.
>los orginallos
I probably have the rarest name here. It's never been stated in a single one of these threads, at least for 2-3 years.
It starts with A
![1467372216740[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wOPo0gR.jpg "1467372216740[1].jpg")
mine is just the worst
>>29647909
>>29647950
As the name Bruno weren't already fubar, then this movie gets released
>>29649393
Usualy short for Samatha
>>29653862
Are the second and third letters me or mi?
>>29643248
>kevin
bullshit, every kevin I've known has been a chad, one even beat a kid up for me because he was bullying me
>>29651051
Does your last name end in -berg or -man?
>>29654021
No, but good guess.Origanum vulgare
>>29649393
>>29654020
Nice try, anoneroni
>>29647404
Do we know the same Colby? Looks like a twink?
>>29643624
fuck off
oregulauragano
>>29647384
I know a Dylan who is white trash
>>29654088
and an edgelord at that
>>29654070
I know a twink looking Colby except nobody likes him because he's bitter and has a speech impediment
>first post in this thread; my Colby is neither of yours
>>29643248
>Devon
Is there any hope for me, kouhai?
>>29654066
I want to meet somebody named Shimshon
>>29654125
Worth a shot, I've met people I know on here before
How about Spencer?
>>29653086
Aaron is a rich and nice name for a very good boy
He can be yuor angle or ur devel
>>29654136
>Homer Shimshon
What do you guys think about Elijah? People usually call me Eli.
>>29644972
Stand strong fellow Sams.
Jamie
Kim
>>29653295
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU ANON
>tfw my name is Thomas
>>29645004
You from the UK?My names Connor and everyone thought I was a homo
>tfw Jon
>>29654560
That's my name and I'm beta as fuck.
Only one person in my entire life ever called me Eli.
>mfw no one ever mentions my name in any name related topics ever
>mfw no face
feels good desu senpai
>>29656309
I know that feel very well, my fellow roboto.
>>29643599
I used to know this fat little shit named that. Also my crazy aunt conceived an offspring and named it that.
>>29649210
Knew a fat ugly kid named that.
>>29643450
Hey fuck you.
-Tim
>>29643607
True list
Tyrone
Jamal
DeShawn
Tyrese
Any other nigger name
>>29643961
>Harrison Ford
If you're not him you're fucked.
