this show makes me want to go to jail. it seems comfy as fuck and you make a lot of friends. it's literally like a summer camp.
maybe this is the life all us robots need.
>>29641768
HahahahahHahahahahahaha
don't forget to drop the soap
>>29641768
why is that spic fuck holding poussey like that? did they ever fug?
>>29641768
Youll be making friends alright
Bubba and Big Mikey
I spent two years in prison. It is not comfy. You do not make friends.
>>29642073
Maybe in the women's prison, sure
>>29642073
What did you do anon
> God fucking dammit robot it's just a question
>>29642143
Assault with a deadly weapon. I beat a man half to death with a tire iron.
>>29642159
Damn son what caused it if you don't mind me asking
>>29642106
Time to become a tranny and commit massive fraud.
>>29642159
Only two years in prison? Are you British or something?
>>29642183
A disagreement about a dent in my car door
>>29642192
It was supposed to be three but I was a good little boy
>>29642159
>attempted murder
>2 years
>oz of weed
>5 years
murica
>>29642218
>You dent my car? I'LL DENT YOUR HEAD
Kek'd thanks Anon.
>>29642244
No attempted murder familia, just assault. I wasn't TRYING to kill him, just teach him a lesson
>>29642336
Yeah I took a couple anger management courses and do a lot of guided meditation now.
anyway yeah, prison fucking sucks, the food is bad, shitting with 3 people trying not to stare at you is hard to get used to, and all we got on tv was soap operas (I still watch the young and the restless)
>>29642384
Are all prisons the same? or are some worse than others? were you in a bad one? were there gangs? is it possible to just keep to yourself or do people force you to get involved with violence and gangs and drugs and stuff? are you white? are you big and scary or hungry skelly?
t. anon who could get 2-5 for assault
>>29642519
>>29642519
Not all are the same, I went to one of the top ten worst prisons in California. There were gangs. Not super organized but if you weren't the same skin color you didn't talk.
I am white and was able to keep to myself. I am 6'5" and weighed 230 pounds when I was in prison.
Just keep your head down and do your time. Read a lot of books, do a lot of pushups.
>>29641768
It's not comfy, it's like school expect everyone is a criminal
Prison is nothing like Orange is the New Black.
>>29642053
NO. It's weird since they never interacted in the show. It's probably foreshadowing how she dies at the end of Season 3.
OITNB takes places in a minimum security women's prison in libcuck New York
It's extremely cushy in terms of American prisons.
You are a fucking idiot. Jail blows. Prison isn't as bad, but still. Also, no females except cunt correctional officers who are landwhales who will literally rape you because it's your word vs. their's. And no, you don't want to be raped by a landwhale. Generally the men won't try to fuck you, but the C.O.s will.
>>29641768
You won't have videogames. you won't have Internet.
It's very dirty . You can't drink water whenever you're thirsty. You're constantly starving since the food you eat isn't very satisfying to eat. You have no positive emotional outlets. You will constantly get bullied since people do mean things out of boredom :C
>>29642384
>watching soap operas
>in prison
seems pretty fucking comfy to me
>>29642632
>Read a lot of books
Do they have any decent books?
If you had a cellmate did you talk with him?
Do they segregate based on race?
>>29642850
*choose cellmates by race*
>>29642632
Do you reckon a 5'8" Skelly would have a different experience? or would I be more likely to get fucked with? My assault charge is against a woman, is that bad? or is it just rapists and chomos who get fucked with?
>>29642850
You can have books sent to you. Just have someone outside of prison that loves you I guess.
I don't think they're supposed to do that but it totally happens.
>>29641768
>this is jail for women
>assuming they don't get a pussy pass in the courts
no wonder they think they can do as they please
>>29642902
My advice is never tell anyone why you're there. Beyond that I dunno man. prison isn't like it is on tv. They're all different and all have different rules in place.
I would literally rule any prison I went to.
You see, there are two sides to my personality. The nicest guy you'll ever meat
AND A TWISTED PSYCHOPATH!!!!
DO NOT CROSS ME BITCHESSSSSS~!!!!!!11!!!
>tfw no qt burn scar gf
Just as an aside: I would literally hump Morello's brains out. She is the hottest one by far.
>>29641768
you are retarded. so is this show.
>>29643019
She's shit tier
>>29643019
She's a stalker psychopath that will accuse you of cheating if you even look at another girl.
>>29643040
Not a chance. Who else, I ask, can compare with the sweet and innocent, yet imminently fuckable quality that she has?
>>29642959
Stop shilling memes faggot.
Women's jail is nothing like Orange is the New Black.
Everyone is cliquey.
Stacies are still the top dog.
>>29641768
You are a fucking idiot,
and that show is fucking depressing.
Honestly, what's this board come to.
It's filthy. You can't eat or drink whenever you want to. The food sucks. Boredom will kill you. It constantly smells like fart. Death and beat downs lurk every corner. You can't trust anyone. If you want to be alone, you have no place to go. If you volunteer to be put into protection, you'll get a bad reputation and get yourself bullied.
FUCKING DAYA PULL THE TRIGGER DO IT FAGGOT
Prison isn't fun, but it's not like there was a stabbing/fight every day, not like what you see on TV.
I wasn't scared to be in there, most of the guys were cool.
It was shit because I missed my family a lot and I knew life would be more difficult once I got out.
>>29644061
I felt like it was uncharacteristic of her to take the gun. out of every other inmate, why her?
She felt guilty about the whole porn stache thing and the amputee guy thing. Never in the series did she resort to violence for any reason. Now she's a cop killer?
Or maybe she took the gun because she knew if it was anyone else, they would have shot him.
I really don't think she's going to kill anyone.
>>29643019
Lmao no
The sexy Latina is the best
>tfw no Taylor Schilling gf
>you will never go to Norwegian prison
>>29641768
Trying watching Oz for a prison drama that's totally opposite. It has a massive body count, people get killed almost every episode.
>>29644091
She was starting to fall in with the shifty latinos, right?
Though she probably doesn't want someone to actually get hurt. Maybe she'll take the guard hostage and demand the news team come and listen to the inmates if they haven't left yet?
>>29641768
is there lesbianism in this show?
Could your puny white dick satisfy this goddess?
>>29641768
Am I the only one who is sad the show isn't focused on piper anymore? Everybody else hates her and seems happy the show is based around an ensemble now but I kind of miss the earlier focus on her
>>29645013
it's literally why the last 2 seasons are absolute shit
this show was great when it was about piper and her hubby/family on the outside
>>29645033
It was great because you got to see her life slowly crumble on the outside while she was stuck inside. Now everything but her relationship with her brother is unsalvageable, nothing more to see there folks. Only her further descent into bitchiness inside. That's why they need to focus on ensemble now.
Judy King was interesting. They need to kill off the crazy negro. Actress for Nichols needs to calm down with the eye twitch shit.
Show is meh but I enjoy the backstories they have on the girls. The old chink's backstory was my favorite.
>>29642159
did you by chance commit this crime near ithaca ny?
