Don't stop working now Wageslave! Just one more day and your two days of freedom
>mfw canadian and have tomorrow off
eat my shit neetcuck
>>29640858
Get out Undertale Normie scum
>>29640858
Also paid well for me anyways
>>29640844
JOKE'S ON YOU, I WAS LAID OFF
Yeah! You get one whole day to rest from your last five days of slavery and one whole day to prepare for your next day of slavery
>>29640844
Fuck off I get 3 days off because monday the 4th is a paid holiday. So on monday I will be chilling at a cookout all day sipping beer and eating burgers all while still earning 100 dollars.
>>29640844
Lol it's a three day weekend neetfag and I'll be spending it fucking my girlfriend at the beach.
Have 20 days of paid vacation left but not using them until late Autumn or Winter. Vacationing in Summer would be a complete waste as you can't even leave the house without seeing and hearing fucking normies everywhere.
>tfw paid day off tomorrow, paid holiday off on monday, and telework from home on tuesday
feels DAMN good
>>29641810
It's nice that you get paid to not work on Monday. As a NEET I get that every day of the year.
So we meet again NEET anon (I'm assuming it's the same anon that makes these threads all the time). How's it hanging?
>>29641493
Your anime waifu pillow is not a girlfriend, faggot.
damn, NEETs getting BTFO ITT
>>29640844
I had forgotten it was Friday tomorrow.
>tfw no plans for the weekend
Just more time at home to feel lonely.
>>29641836
>I'm assuming it's the same anon that makes these threads all the time
kek
>tfw completely gave up on life 6 months ago
>I may have left my condo like 5 times in 6 months (one occasion was a medical emergency)
I will straight up in October but deep down I'll hate that life and I'll resent myself for having abandoned such a perfect lifestyle.
Avenge me with even less productivity.
> tfw on vacation for the last two years
> tfw when still have 6 digits in bank account
wagecuck
>IMPLYING I DON'T FUCKING WORK SATURDAY
>>29642105
Why would you keep that kind of money rotting in a bank account?
>>29640844
How do I become NEET? I hate working and want to kill myself.
>>29640844
Three days fuckboy, you forgot July 4th.
>>29642214
>tumblr
wew lad
>>29642214
#1 Quit - your - job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bISqZ524p7g
>>29642266
lmao dis original nigga
>>29642145
Because it's only about 20% of my assets.
>>29642311
>falling for the bait
wew lad
>>29642337
>implying
perhaps u were the one who was rused good sir. *tips fedora*
>>29641832
>NEET getting paid for anything
>>29640844
But I have a four day weekend?
>>29642392
I get money that gets taken out of your paycheck, wagie.
>>29640844
my boss gave me a revelation at work today and now i dont mind NEETS
he joked about how hes bummed Bernie didnt the dem nom because he thinks a living wage is a great idea:
"we had some people on the factory floor that were such fuckups that it was cheaper to pay them to not come to work"
how does it feel to know that youre so useless that youre being paid to stay away from society because you ruin everything?
Jokes on you today's my only day off :^)
