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What would make you happy robots ? What would make you say :
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What would make you happy robots ?
What would make you say : "in the end, life isn't that bad" ?
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>>29640261
Just having a nice caring family and one or two friends, sometimes it seems to be a lot to ask.
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A thicc mixed race gf who swears at me in angry Spanish
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>>29640261
Moving out of my mother's house
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>>29640307
Do you have a job or any qualification
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>>29640261
To feel needed.
To be useful to someone.
That someone actually looks for and enjoys my company.

That's the only thing I want.
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A teaching job with students who look up to me.
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>>29640261
Heroin
> im just not myself without my heroin haha
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>>29640261
Do that trip around the world I've been wanting to do for the past year. I just wish I had someone to go with me. It's scary doing it by yourself, especially when your family doesn't support the trip. I'm basically almost 30 and have had a shit life. I'm working a min wage job I hate, at home with parents, and really nothing positive in the future. I've been able to save up 10k (from basically not having any sort of bills except car insurance). So really I just want to do this one trip and maybe find some sort of meaning or beauty in this life.
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>>29640955
eliza OUT

nice dubs btw
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>>29640871
THIS
Absolutely this.
What more can you want really?
Apart from fucking her obviously.
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>>29640261
I want to matter.
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A nuclear apocalypse
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Someone to travel with, cuddle with, wake up with, lie out in the grass with and watch the stars,
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Live in the country near a small town, with a comfortable job and places to hunt and fish. To have a loving wife and children, and to be near my mom and brother.
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>>29640261
Well
I don't even know what would make me happy
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>>29640955
You beat me too it. That or any kind of potent sedative.
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a lot of things would make me happy. a free evening to do whatever i want with no worries and a cup of joe makes me temporarily content while a lot of money and a cute gf would make me very happy for a longer amount of time
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>>29640261
>pic related becomes my gf
>my tech startup gets bought out by Google
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>>29640261
Magic, of course.

If magic were real, anything could come true
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If she had said goodbye
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>>29640261
To be relieved of my responsibilities (i.e. work and school) while still being able to live comfortably. In short: winning the lottery. I don't care about a girlfriend, finding my "purpose" in life or any other cliche. I just want to be left alone to do what I like, which mainly involves passively absorbing different forms of media.
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>>29640297
This, plus a dog would be nice to.
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Someone to talk to.


Originasnjasbjdbakjdbsadasd
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>>29641036
>>29640871
>>29641029


All of this, or death I guess.
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Mass death of normies
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if drugs were legal here
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>>29641145
Don't let the government control your life
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>>29640261
I'm actually really happy right now but the feeling of paternity would make me say that
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If at least one person actually loved me
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>>29640261
>What would make you happy robots ?
100 million dollars
>What would make you say : "in the end, life isn't that bad" ?
see above
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>>29640261
Having a female that is at least average looking that's not related to me actually care about me. Just one person to see how much shit I actually go through and tell me "it's okay" with a kiss.

That is what would make me happy.
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A point where I can say, that I am not just some tiny gear in the machine of society, but rather something you could call a law on its own.
Completly independent.
Free to go where ever I please.
Something so different you can't call it human anymore.
I seek the supernatural, or to be more precise I want the supernatural to seek me.
I just want to get bitten by Kissshot and turn into the 2nd strongest vampire to walk the earth.
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>>29640261
financial security for life, a boyfriend, kids, my own house, a car.
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Having even just one person who cared about me as much as I cared about them.

No matter what, it's always one sided.
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>>29640307
Wish I had the balls to

is it hard to live alone?
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11 million dollars and a hot gf and fans and friends and parents
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>>29641245

I am seemingly incapable of feeling love, but I don't hate you. That's pretty much the highest I can feel, so find comfort in that.
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>>29641091

Fucking agree with this 100%. I don't give a flying shit about "passion" and "career goals"; I have a decent job that pays well and it still feels like a shitty joke. Wasting away life with people who I'd rather not spend time around, doing things I'd rather not do, and looking at a road in life that leads to more of the same, no matter how much I move up the broken-ass corporate ladder...fuck it.

I don't care about ever getting a gf or starting a family. Fuck it.
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This has officially become a feels thread
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>>29640261
If I didn't have a defective brain.
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>>29640261

Nothing, because every time I find something to be happy about, my mind eventually becomes acclimated to that happiness and I return to a baseline of boredom and meaninglessness. The average time it takes for me to stop giving a shit about something is 48 hours.

My problem isn't that there aren't things to be happy about, but that I'm never satisfied by anything for very long.
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>>29641429
I wonder if people that say they are passionate about their careers are serious. How can you possibly be passionate about 99% of jobs out there
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>job related to my degree paying at least $50k starting and I can smoke weed again
>learning to drive
>moving out
>getting a cat
Literally all I want in life is money to hoard, drugs, and a cat.
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>>29641379
I wish I could transcend humanity.
Maybe life wouldn't be so bad if I was just ethereal.
Maybe one day, maybe never.
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>>29641508
That sounds pretty attainable unless your degree is complete shit
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>>29640895
Underrated post. It's hard, but there will always be a handful of students that you can really make a difference for.
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>>29640261
Literally all I want is to be back with her, marry her, and have the dream house and kids. Everything else doesn't matter ;_;
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>>29641501
The basis of life is deception.
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I turn out to be the first AI and my life is actually a composite being fed to me across an ethernet cable, and my job is to fight cthulu for humans
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>>29641556
I'm autistic so I'm having a hard time finding jobs with a marketable safe degree.
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>>29641068
that body art is cute and all, but imagine what it looks like when she poops
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>>29640261

To have a girlfriend who actually loves me. None of them have ever felt that way about me.
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>>29640261
Her.

Or succeeding with my business.
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>>29641651
I don't see anything wrong with that, black people are always in watermelons.
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>>29641651
The body art isn't Grace. She's to comfy for that.
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>>29640261
Witnessing this boards destruction and having each and every one of you crucified for being such beta's

Regards, /fit/
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>>29641943
>implying /fit/ isn't full of betas
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>>29642472
>implying I give a shit
do you want to fucking die, kiddoh?
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>>29642510
I'm just saying, you'll probably be up there with us.
Maybe if you're lucky you'll share one with me, gaybo.
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GTX 1080
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It would make me happy managing to accept that I'm mediocre at the very most more like lower average and that I'll never be great
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All I want is to know that eternal life exists and is attainable so I can stop being so depressed at the meaninglessness of our earthly lives.
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>>29640895
What are you trying to teach? I currently work at an elementary school but I don't teach.
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