>ITT r9k flies on a plane together
first, jettison the normies to conserve fuel
we all sit quietly and play on our devices
when the plane lands we leave in an orderly manner
>>29640108
no normies are allowed on /r9k/airlines
>>29640054
>trip over anon's knee climbing in to seat
>s-sorry ;-;
>have to go to the bathroom
>trip climbing over in to aisle
>stewardess tells me seatbelt light is still on and to sit back down
>go back to seat
>bladder near bursting
>get up fast
>hit head on overhead compartment
>run to bathroom
>>29640161
Thank god.
They're mostly just a meme, but there's bound to be a few fembots though. They'll compromise order. What do we do with them? Do we lock them in the cargo area (jettisoning them feels a bit too harsh)? Do we just keep insulting them and shutting them out the whole trip? Do we just give in and make them our queens?
This is how it would end
>>29640115
ha
hahaha
nice one lad
>>29640234
put them in the cargo hold
>>29640234
Make them flight attendants ;)
>>29640054
As the flight goes on the jizz and piss jugs in the cargo bay eat away the plane's structure.
>*walking down the aisle*
>*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFF*
>oh shit s-sorry guys heh
>>29640371
>The pilot is aware of this
>Takes a holding pattern over a major city
>Eventually the plane falls apart
>Flaming hot airplane parts, piss, shit and jizz rain from the sky
>The normies below are either killed or scalded and disfigured by burning jizz falling from the sky
Watch this and imagine them reeeeing instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvm_Pnq6kv8
>>29640551
We should record vocaroos of all of us saying >reee and then I could put that audio on this video.
>>29640054
We rape the stewardess immediately
>>29640604
do it, annon
>>29640301
>>29640551
All me, btw ;)
Here is an original logo.
>>29640604
I will but I need your vocaroos as well as mine
>>29640682
I would use that airline
>>29640296
So cringe-inducing to me when people actually type out "hahaha".
Not sure how to explain why.
>>29640696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qVAQm5jE61
>>29640727
its ironic, fampai
>>29640732
I'm collecting them right now
>>29640682
can we make a paint scheme as well?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eZjGyDnbvK
economy class
>>29640054
What about the toilets? Piss and shit flying from the sky is great, but we need a twist to make it poopoo pepe compatible.
>"I'm sorry Sir, but we ran out of chicken tendies. It seems that this is a very popular dish for this flight"
>>29640301
Holy fuck. I can't even HNNNGG they're too intimidating somehow.
>>29640908
thats okay ma'am, ill just have the Doritos and mountain dew meal instead
>>29640054
>9/11 2: Electric boogaloo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DNA8hKUYwU
So we get to bring friends?
>>29640795
Yes, and we can make it original, too.
>>29640870
My dream come true.
Whoever sits next to me has to hold hands with me.
Those are the rules.
>>29640054
He didn't die so good
Oregano
>>29641041
Of corshh