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r9k flies in a plane
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>ITT r9k flies on a plane together
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first, jettison the normies to conserve fuel
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we all sit quietly and play on our devices

when the plane lands we leave in an orderly manner
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>>29640108
no normies are allowed on /r9k/airlines
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>>29640054

>trip over anon's knee climbing in to seat
>s-sorry ;-;
>have to go to the bathroom
>trip climbing over in to aisle
>stewardess tells me seatbelt light is still on and to sit back down
>go back to seat
>bladder near bursting
>get up fast
>hit head on overhead compartment
>run to bathroom
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>>29640161
Thank god.

They're mostly just a meme, but there's bound to be a few fembots though. They'll compromise order. What do we do with them? Do we lock them in the cargo area (jettisoning them feels a bit too harsh)? Do we just keep insulting them and shutting them out the whole trip? Do we just give in and make them our queens?
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This is how it would end
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>>29640115
ha
hahaha
nice one lad
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>>29640234
put them in the cargo hold
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>>29640234
Make them flight attendants ;)
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>>29640054
As the flight goes on the jizz and piss jugs in the cargo bay eat away the plane's structure.
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>*walking down the aisle*
>*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFF*
>oh shit s-sorry guys heh
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>>29640371
>The pilot is aware of this
>Takes a holding pattern over a major city
>Eventually the plane falls apart
>Flaming hot airplane parts, piss, shit and jizz rain from the sky
>The normies below are either killed or scalded and disfigured by burning jizz falling from the sky
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Watch this and imagine them reeeeing instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvm_Pnq6kv8
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>>29640551
We should record vocaroos of all of us saying >reee and then I could put that audio on this video.
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>>29640054
We rape the stewardess immediately
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>>29640604
do it, annon
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>>29640301
>>29640551
All me, btw ;)
Here is an original logo.
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>>29640604
I will but I need your vocaroos as well as mine
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>>29640682
I would use that airline
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>>29640296
So cringe-inducing to me when people actually type out "hahaha".
Not sure how to explain why.
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>>29640696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qVAQm5jE61
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>>29640727
its ironic, fampai
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>>29640732
I'm collecting them right now
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>>29640682
can we make a paint scheme as well?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eZjGyDnbvK

economy class
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>>29640054
What about the toilets? Piss and shit flying from the sky is great, but we need a twist to make it poopoo pepe compatible.
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>"I'm sorry Sir, but we ran out of chicken tendies. It seems that this is a very popular dish for this flight"
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>>29640301
Holy fuck. I can't even HNNNGG they're too intimidating somehow.
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>>29640908
thats okay ma'am, ill just have the Doritos and mountain dew meal instead
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>>29640054
>9/11 2: Electric boogaloo
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DNA8hKUYwU
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So we get to bring friends?
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>>29640795
Yes, and we can make it original, too.
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>>29640870
My dream come true.
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Whoever sits next to me has to hold hands with me.
Those are the rules.
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>>29640054

He didn't die so good

Oregano
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>>29641041
Of corshh
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