so we know everything went wrong fellow robots
let's greentext the story of your life if everything went right
hardmode: only based on your personal interests as they currently are, not if you were born chad/normie
how about no? seriously this is fucking retarded thread, i cant believe someone actually made this and put that stupid anime picture there and thought " yeah i can post this , its good"
>>29639877
If things ever went right I would never be here.
>>29639962
>im edgy kid, you better back off
>be born
>live in a foreign country
>do go to private schools like I did
>don't dive into the internet like I did
>family doesn't get affected by Americans fucking up the global economy
>don't end up having to drop out against my will
>meet a qt3.14/at 15
>get good grades
>don't lose my best friends this early in life like I did (Alaskan malamutes live longer than 6 years fuck cancer and babesiosis)
>don't become a recluse
>go to the same uni as qt
>get a degree in bioinformatics
>intern at the same company as qt
I don't even want to script the future, that small reset to 11 y/o from 19 is all I'd want.
>>29639877
>not posting the entire otako
>>29639877
> Be born to die
> Instead of faking being smart but lazy, I draw everyday
> Discover Loomis ten years before, read all his books
> Draw everyday
> Draw everyday
> Ask that girl out, she says no
> Draw everyday
I think that would have been enough to change my life.
>>29641124
>implying it wasn't to lure out the lewd otaco
keikaku
>>29639877
I wouldn't know, I don't remember the last time I did anything impressive.
I played touhou 12 for a year but my subhuman reaction time refuses let me clear normal. Every time I boot it up I just feel rage and regret now.
>>29639877
>In high school
>Want to be a jock and get girls without playing football, also want to lose weight
>Join the water polo and swim teams
>Girls like me but I'm a pussy
>Want to be edgy junior year
>Stop doing work in class and not give a fuck about anything
>Girls like me but I'm a pussy
>Go to community college and smoke pot to get stoner girls
>Girls like me but I'm a pussy
>Want to become a lawyer/politician to get conservative girls
>Girls like me but I'm a pussy
>Drop out and work retail to fill my time before I kill myself
>Girls like me but they're ugly/crazy
>Decide to stop being a pussy and become a try-hard at school because I want to actually do something with my life instead of thinking about girls all the time
>Study chemistry at community college, get into UC Berkeley for chemical engineering, applying to grad schools in the fall
>Girls like me, I break out of my shell and get involved with campus clubs
>Date a few girls who are smart, funny, very nice
>In my spare time I lift, run, bike, swim, read lit/philosophy, hike, camp, don't do drugs or drink
Being a try-hard is awesome guys. It took me a long time but when I started doing things that I wanted to do instead of trying to impress people I became very happy.
>>29644863
>girls like me
Trashed.
>>29639877
>be born
>truly discover my inner sexuality and gender identity at a much younger age than I did
>no sexual assault or violence in my upbringing
>start male to female hormone replacement therapy at 16 rather than 21
>grow nice boobs and butt and look like a cis girl
>lots of girls and boys into me
>start many noise bands with lots of cute queer/trans ppl
>make out with everybody
>not be socially awkward
>live out my 20s going on tours with various bands, getting paid to record albums and tour etc.
>do this into my 30s
>around mid-late 30s retire from that and start my own business recording cool artists
>maybe start a cool DIY venue for avant-garde/experimental musicians only
>die in my sleep randomly before I get much older
>>29641124
never post that again that bitch is ugly
