When was the last time you tried picking up a girl?
What did you say to her?
Did it work?
>>29639493
>picking up a girl
fuck off normie
>>29639493
Speaking to two girls
>Wanna have a three way?
Sure!
>>29639493
>picking up a girl
If I was able to do that I wouldn't be here Norman
>>29639493
At a nightclub. Friends were talking to another group of girls. I was just hanging out in background pretending to listen and be part of the convo. Tried talking to one, don't remember what I said but it was spergy probably. Leaned in and had to talk to her ear because it was loud. She atleast let me.
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>>29639551
I've seen plenty of losers with gf's. You have no right to wallow in self pity if you never even fucking tried!
The worse that could happen?
a simple "no". Big fucking deal....
>>29640065
you miss the point, faggot.
robots arent into "cruising around" and "picking up chicks"
thats chad shit
>DM grill through Instagram for 2 weeks
>Meet her in person at club, crying bc her boyfriend was being an asshole to her
>comfort her, nothing happens
>next week at same club
>officially broken up with boyfriend
>we kiss, find out later that I was the reason they broke up
feelsgoodman
>asked girl at bar if she wanted to grab a bite and see a movie sometime
>see new star wars
>she says we should do it again sometime
>I never call her back
>>29639493
depressed, drunk as fuck;walk up to grill
"can I buy you a drink"
"uhh I don't think so, sorry"
get depressed and just walk home
>at bar
>wearing Giorgio Armani Code Profumo cologne
>hot brunette smiles and says I smell good
>tell her what I'm wearing
>conversation dies and I'm just standing there awkward
>friends push me towards her and tells us we should dance
>she smiles and takes my hand
>I don't move and tell her no
>she says "come on"
>I say no that's ok and turn around to order another drink
>>29639493
>When was the last time you tried picking up a girl?
In April at my friend's birthday party
>What did you say to her?
I made fun of her dumb tattoo and her hipster clothes and called her a dumb freshman for not liking beer
>Did it work?
Yup, she told me I was lucky that I was cute, and we made out a little bit later
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>>29640776
Who knew so many alpha males regularly browse r9k *_^
>>29640829
I'm not; I was just full of liquor
>>29640722
where the fuck did all the people like this ^ go?
What the fuck is this? Back in the day (LITERALLY TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO) no one on this board had ever fucked and now ...
>chad tells stacy she's a fat loser bitch for not drinking beer
>it works
every undercover chad thread makes sense...
