>go on tinder
>match with qt girl with big tits
>she sends me first message hey with kissy face emoji
what do boys
i dont wanna fuck this up because i think i might actually be able to make something happen and stop being a robot.
should i send a pickup line what do bros
She and her friends are probably sitting around and sending that to all the spergy looking guys and laughing. If it's too good to be true...
>>29639014
Well I sent her hey back and she replied right away and now she's talking about some movie she's watching and I'm stuck
>>29638971
Just say hello, try not to sound mental, try and be self aware. Don't send a pickup line.
>>29639046
She's probably going to tell you to go to some cam site any minute now
It's a spam retard. Hot chicks don't message first unless you're literally fucking 10/10 in attractiveness.
>>29639100
>>29639088
It's a real person. They're connected to instagram and mutual friends on kikebook so I can read her profile and they're not hot enough to be a bot no offense to her. She's like a 6 imo.
>>29639054
I just told her I was watching the office which is her favorite show apparently and talked about how I want to do something fun over the summer but haven't. She sent something back but I haven't read it yet.
>>29639431
fuck off you chad piece of shit
saged
>>29639431
Good luck with her mate
>>29638971
try getting a job as a tinder brand rep and commodify/sell heteronormativity as well as weird platonic ideals that lead to broken institutions like marriage for a living and then go home and be a narcissistic asshole online to brand representatives
>>29639575
uwot go back to lgbt
she said that jim and pam from the office where her relationship goals and she also wants to do something fun too over the summer
idk how to respond to that without it being boring small talk bullshit.
her bio is fucking stupid. it says ''talk memes to me''. i just wanna hit and quit