Fellow Automatons,
The time has finally arrived, for tomorrow heralds the 30th celestial alignments that mark my inception into this world.
While many would consider this to be no event of significance, there is one matter of concern to clarify which would make this happening an auspicious one indeed.
Yet I still harbour some doubts as to my worthiness of being accepted as one of the ascended few. While I am prepared to adhere to austere doctrines required by the Order of Wizardry, there seems to be some clarification of my merits for being inducted.
For you see, while I have had limited relations with women, they were superficial and fruitless. The closest I have strayed from the path was receiving an oral recitation to my loins, but I have never fully crossed over to full consummation with a succubus. This was many years ago before I set upon the path of true power.
Am I still worthy of the honour and prestige of the title of Wizard, or have my foolishness of my younger years forever tainted me from ever achieving the ultimate form of being?
Regardless of this matter, join my in my celebration of 30th year, the festivities commences in 30 minutes.
>>29638468
I say, you will join the ranks of wizards, but you'll be amongst the weaker ones.
Allow me to offer you my congratulations in advance as I shall make my retreat to sleep.
>>29638468
I vow to thee, my Master!
Long live Skynet!
>being this pretentious
I hope you die a virgin, and soon, you worthless fucking neckbeard.
Can I become a wizard?
>21 year-old virgin
>Kissed a girl when I was about 15 but she was drunk, it was following a game of spin the bottle, she was a massive slut and she called it a "granny kiss" because I just pecked her lips
>Held a girl's hand briefly but she was drunk and it was at a festival and she was having trouble walking through mud
>Have hugged girls before but never romantically, just as a greeting
>Another slutty girl told me she had fancied me when we were at school, and danced against me and showed me her nipple piercing in a club
>Masturbate a lot, often to 3D porn
I'm not exactly untainted by women.
>>29639121
According to the real world, you are actually.
Unless you're a drinker, you should avoid hanging out with drunk girls. Shitty people, they are.
>>29638814
I thank thee for your words of tribute. Yet even now as the hour has passed marking my time of ascension, I feel the power flowing in to me and the mystic knowledge that is enlightening my being.
For while I have tasted the fruit and found it to be bitter, how could those that, in their ivory tower barren of any fruit, know any better? While I do not condemn them for the cruel fate the gods have cursed them with, I can not help but question their claim of entitlement.
>>29638933
Do not be impatient my brother, the prophecy will eventually come pass and we will all bask in the everlasting light of unity of the singular glory.
>>29639012
I truly pity you that attempts to find company by antagonizing those who reside in the only place where those that reject your pitiful existence do not bother to dwell.
>>29639121
You are still very young. While some might consider any encounter with a succubus a failure, that is only because they have always failed to engage such an encounter before it could ever amount to anything.
There are two paths that are followed by those that seek wizardry: the path forced upon them by their own fate and incompetence, and the path that is chosen by those that have actual capacity of choice.
Sometimes becoming a wizard is not the path to enlightenment, but this you can only learn through your own time, hardship and daring.
For, while many wizards strive to be freed from the chains of succubi, does the strict adherence to the avoidance of women not in itself constitute a constraint defined in essence by one's relation to women?
I hope my comments can help you find your own path, but I can't tell you which path to take as that is your own choice to make, and your own responsibility.
>>29639245
I'm on my 5th tincture of grape potion myself. Too bad it turns me into a philosophising autist spouting a mixture of existential and political ideologies that makes most ovaries shrivel up.
>oral recitation to my loins
Someone spoke to your penis?
>>29639508
Indeed, the rhetorical devices she employed eventually drove home the point she was trying to make and I was compelled to expel my affirmation of her argument.
