Daily reminder on how to wear shorts properly
>>29638308
This is bullshit because if I saw a guy wearing short shorts and he had the legs for them, I'd think that was pretty hot.
>>29638308
/fa/+/fit/ here
your mom dressed you or you're a middle aged man if you wear anything over 9
>>29638406
Congratulations, you are gay.
>>29638308
someone's insecure
origami salami
>>29638308
See, this is why you are a robot. Do you think tank tops are gay too anon?
You know you could go to the gym and become something other than skeleton, skinny fat, or obese, right?
>>29638308
I wear cargo pants and black hoodies everyday year round.
>>29638308
so niggers are not gay, while everyone else is either a fag or manchild.
ok
fuck you OP i do what i want
>>29638308
I don't even own any shorts. despite the fact that it was in the 90s last week, and I went outside and did things in that weather.
>>29638490
>>You know you could go to the gym and become something other than skeleton, skinny fat, or obese, right?
it's easier to just wear long pants
>>29638499
clearly OP is a nigga
>>29638308
>left
chad
>2nd left
chad jr in training
>middle
normie
>2nd right
probably works in IT
>right
my dad/15 year old brother
>>29638308
Middle is best fit and most attractive to women
>>29638441
lol no I'm not faggot
I remember when I was in high school, any shorts that were higher then your knee was considered nerdy.
>>29638629
Same, and black socks were nerdy too
>>29638308
Why even wear shorts when you can wear jeans all year round and save money?
>>29638308
5.5 is the way to go. Glad I run.
>>29638440
>fa + fit
so gay then
>gay
>sure
wear it with confidence brother
>>29638629
it's the middle of the '10s, man. it might've been gay back in the '00s, but things change man.
>>29638308
Bottom gay here, can confirm the 5.5" and my bf(top) wears the 7" inseam.
Sometimes I see a dude and I think... "Are those short pants, or long shorts?"
>>29638708
>being this insecure
oringlaio
i wear the 9" ones to show off my tear-drop quads
>>29638615
Says the robot lol
Why can't guys wear short shorts in today's society?
>>29638308
9 is fine. 7 and 5 are also fine if you have confidence and nice legs. Anything over 9 is a dead give away you are an autistic faggot that can't dress himself.
>>29638308
>showing people your knees
I don't think so timmy
>>29638538
If you're a brazilian you'll get laid and get mad pu$$y with those
>>29638835
Because men's bare legs get closeted fags like OP in a tizzy so he tried to shame others out of wearing them
Always wear shorts around the knee line, except when doing sports.
>>29638308
>wearing shorts at all
how does it feel being a manchild
>>29639429
>not wearing shorts in the summer
Get a load of this guy
ha, jokes on you, i wear like a bottom gay but i'm bisexual. oregano
Anyone /sticklegs/ here? Its been years since I last used shorts, because of how self-concious I am about my legs.
>>29639535
I have normal legs, normal torso but I have small shoulders and stick arms
It's suffering
>>29638308
>daily reminder on how to look like a faggot scout
>>29638440
>/fa/+/fit/
The biggest homosexual has spoken
>>29638308
Literally no-one looks good in shorts. No-one has ever looked good in shorts.
>>29638308
>not just wearing pants rolled up to your knees
>>29638308
>shorts and trainers
>worried about looking gay or nerdy
>actually look like 8 year old boy at any length
Unless you are swimming or playing sports or brunching on a yatch in Connecticut you have no business wearing shorts.
>>29638308
Soooo I have to be black to rock my short-shorts?
>wearing shorts
And you wonder why you are all virgins.
I don't give a fuck how hot it is, unless you're swimming there is no excuse to wear them
Bike shorts/short shorts are god tier if you have some juicy quads. Literally the reason they were made, so you can show off those tree trunks to all the hoes.
I can't believe how much autism is in this thread. Holy fucking shit.
There is nothing wrong with shorts, but most of you wear oversized cargo shorts and have the wrong shoes to go with the look.
Fucking honestly, this board sickens me. I guess I shouldn't expect any different from the same morons who keep piss jars.
>>29638308
>5.5"
>Fucks the wife in the pussy, fucks the husband in the ass, both take turns swallowing his load, husband raises the bastard lovechild
>>29638718
>Implying that isn't gay as fuck
>>29638629
I thought this was still the case?
>tfw long legs and most shorts are naturally above my knee
>>29640241
if they swallow the loads, who's baby is it?
>>29639535
>tfw years of toe walking gave me stronk legs
If I ran I would have god tier legs.
At this point I can only walk normally when I wear shoes
>>29639834
Even girls?
>>29640327
>implying there's anything gay about the Rhodesian military
You're the true faggot
So when OP is trying on shorts and puts on a pair that are "too short" he starts sucking a cock?
Or what is this image trying to say?
>>29638308
>The only one that isn't gay or a beta is black.
Very subtle, nicely done.
It also depends on how tall you are, fucktard.
>>29638308
>tfw im bisexual
>only faggots wear shorts at all unless theyre swimming or getting wet somehow
>>29638490
Tank tops are girls clothing though
Shorter men's shorts are comfortable, especially in the heat. People in your father's generation wore them and they're all more manly than you'll ever be. Grow a dick.
>>29638497
What did you think of the latest DragonForce album?
>>29640142
You mean other than being cooler than pants?
Being so concerned about appearance that you wear a significantly less comfortable item of clothing is truly pathetic.
>>29638308
Or you could just wear jeans all the time like a real heterosexual homebody. Only wear shorts when you're relaxing or going to bed
>>29638718
This is a little different anon. These men are wearing these shorts instead of pants to reduce the weight they have to carry, wet pants/ shorts can be very heavy. I'm almost certain under different circumstances these men would not be wearing shorts like these
>have skinny legs
>wear 6" shorts
I may not speak with confidence but I know how to dress like it
>>29639429
You're the kind of retard who wears a sweater and jeans on a hot day, huh?
I wear 7" and I am straightbut I actually have been having homosexual thoughts for my whole life that I will never act on
>>29639834
I hope you don't think that your opinion is God's word or anything...
9" inseam is the sweet spot
Anything shorter is just gay
Anything longer looks retarded
My mom keeps saying it's haram to wear shorts that go below my knee
I tell her to shut the fuck up daily and wear my nice shorts
Anything over 9" honestly looks autistic as fuck, please don't wear them
Just a reminder to anyone reading this thread not to take anyone's advice or opinions on /r9k/ seriously.(excluding my post)
Fuck fashion. I just wear basketball shorts all summer.
>>29642305
How does it feel knowing you will never be White?
>>29642675
white people wear basketball shorts too you retard
>>29642803
Two types of white people wear basketball shorts
>"white" people
>white "people"
So guys are afraid to show their knees in public now? Why don't we just start wearing dresses
>>29642979
I don't want girls eyeballing my knees!
>>29638308
>Daily reminder on how to wear shorts properly
>wearing anything other the pajamas
Fucking normalfags man, I tell you.
