>you will never survive cancer and get loads of girl attention because "OMG you fought cancer and won, you're such a hero!!!!1!!"
>ywn die of cancer but get to meet John Cena right before you croak
you will survive cancer, OP, especially if its haematological (like lymphoma).
stay strong.
too bad about the cuties though. About that, we're in the same boat.
>#1 king of the school Chad graduates
>was bad at academics
>no special skills
>slowly falls into obscurity after high school while everyone else goes onto have meaningful lives
>"How can I become popular again?"
>Chad conveniently gets none cancer in his leg
>literally the whole town rallies behind him
>throws big charity parties
>his cancer goes into remission
>he also managed to get a qt gf despite him having no marketable qualities aside from looks and charisma
Remember lads even in the face of the world's most uncurable disease, Chad wins
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>you live in burgerland where cancer is commonplace because of monsanto poisoned food
