How do i talk to women at a club?
Have YOU ever done it?
>>29637650
actually a woman approached me once
I was drunk as shit and fucked it up
good looks don't help when the autism oozes out of your every hole
just say "hey" or "where are you from?"
how is this hard do you have autism or something?
>>29637685
Social skills ranks somewhere between none and hornet tier.
Also, if i'm posting on r9k. how easy would you think this would actually be for me?
>How do i talk to women at a club?
You get drunk and your brain goes on auto pilot.
>Have YOU ever done it?
Yes. It never ended with me getting laid, but I did wake up with phone numbers in my phone that I felt too awkward to call while sober.
Here's the last weekend's ice breaker
>drunk as shit and high on molly at a club with my female cousin
>she's talking to some random girl she met in the bathroom
>"hey, I'm anon, femanon's cousin."
>"hi, I'm Stacy"
>"that's a nice dress, Stacey."
>"aw, thank you :3"
>"really brings out your tits and tan"
>"t-thanks."
Needless to say, I didn't get a phone number that time. I do vaguely remember hugging her, but it might not have been a consensual hug on her part.
>>29637650
Show them the money in your wallet.
Don't do this if you're poor
Haha I remember my first time talking to a woman at a club
>be me
>21 yo kissless virgin
>decide to go to club
>see really really hot 10/10 qt
>fuckit
>go over and try to ask "what's cookin good lookin"
>nervous as fuck
>what ends up coming out of my mouth is
>"H-hey!"
>grab her shoulder really hard
>"w-whats looking, you cooking?"
>still grabbing her shoulder
>gripping it really tight
>she looks terrified
>white knight tells me to lay off
>leave and never return
i regret being born
>>29638404
i will pass on that pick up line, i liked it alot.
>sitting on the side of the dance floor because tired as fuck from dancing
>pretty girl is shaking her rump nearby
>watch
>she notices me watching and smiles
>walk up to her and say hello
>exchange names, etc
>we play a little guessing game about each other's ages
>I'm a spry 18 year old boy
>she's 30 with 2 kids
>awkward lull in conversation
>decide to eject before I subject myself to a rejection
Thats the most I've ever talked to a girl at a club.
Did you ever successfully pick someone up from a club?
>>29639502
I went to a beach club alone and got my dick sucked but I'm kind of a normie
Don't do it robros. I fell for the nightclub memes.
>Zero girls are interested in me.
>Wear nice clothes and perfume.
>Zero compliments.
>Even dance my ass off, I'm not the greatest dancer but I go for it.
>0 gather round.
https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/avoid-clubs/
>>29637650
>age 18
>drinking beer at tiny shitty club in town with bro for the first tiem
>some grill is eyeing me up
>she approaches and bro is total wingman
>try not to sperg out, she is foreign
>end up sitting at their table to much resistance of her friends
>she's being real flirty with me
>she gets real close and asks me what my name is etc.
>carries on for a while
>she asks how old I am and responds awkwardly when I tell her
>she whispers in my ear she's 27
>she's hot as fuck 9/10 and looks 21
>night club ends make out with her a bunch
>she says I look like justin beaver
>whatever gets me laid idgaf
>couldn't go back to hers because she's staying round her friends who despise me
>can't go round mine because I live with my parents
>walk home and proceed to tell everyone I know
>>29637650
>How do i talk to women at a club?
take her where the music is quieter
>Have YOU ever done it?
yes
