>"Sorry not sorry".Your comment was not original etc
Those quotation marks are redundant. But...
>let me educate you
>let's have a discussion
>idk, <an answer implying that they did actually know>
>keep calm and _______
>>29637383
>I don't want to be/sound X, but...
Even no homo after the most homoerotic comment has more value than that.
>i didnt ask for your opinion
>who asked YOU
>Yasss
>suicide is selfish
>As an X this really Y
>>29637383
>women are delicate angels
>do you have a girlfriend yet?
>savage, salt, bantz
>hubby
fuck it all
Any American cliches. "Everything happens for a reason", "you can achieve anything if only you believe in yourself", etc.
>y'all
how the fuck is this not original
Some things that mildly irritate me.
>starting off a smartass Facebook diatribe with "listen honey"
>the word 'petty'
>beaucoup (pronounced bookoo by morons) bucks
>the whole nine yards
>the thingy
>why you always lyin
>Kobe
>referring to something as salty
>for some reason I hate how some people use the word "proceed" in written text (hard to explain this one, too autismo)
ROASTED BRUH
HIT THE BLUNT
TURN UP
AY NIGGA WAS GOOD
people who say "dank memes" are usually pretty horrible to be around
"good sir" is another one I hate
>'it's your fault
>have you...[obvious suggestions]?
>how are you? (like people would actually tell at once how they truly feel)
>'i know'
>DUDE JUST BE YOURSELF LMAO
>>29637501
>i know this will sound like a cliche, but...
waitan far past
>>29637987
>are you gay?
asked even from girls i was dating with
>I'm not saying X, I'm just saying Y
That guy who thinks he's defending Christianity by making all-caps strawmans of opposing arguments, repeating "fedora", and calling people "sweetie".
>>29638218
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
ORIGSMI
>>29637927
>>29637987
>>29638213
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i hate those
>>29638252
In which board have you seen that kind of behaviour ?
>>29637383
Bye, Felicia!Holy shit, some faggot actually posted that once on this board.
does anyone have the images that says like "you have no argument" or whatever with words like cuck and fedora in the background?
>>29638291
All of them.
shoo be doo wop bop
"guesstimate"
anything with a hashtag
>>29637383
>Get off of me! Help! Oh my God noooooooo!
*broken sobbing*
>YOLO
>Bae
>Squad
>Women are never asking for it
>Turn Up
>On Fleek
>>29638213
Ouch.
Oregano commento Dr.Roboto
>Is it just me
>Does anyone else
>senpai (+any variation at end)
>desu
>X much?
I automatically discount any one when they say "human nature". As far as I know there isn't an accepted definition for it, and even if there is no one EVER has it in mind when they use it. They usually just slap it on the end of any argument their making to make them look smart.
>People help each other out and it feels good to donate to charity! It's just human nature to feel good about helping each other!
>People kill each other all the time! It's just human nature to destroy every thing so why do anything differently?
>>29638042
Son, that there word is standard where I come from.
>>29638646
have you considered not talking like faggots down there?
the southern drawl is easily the worst accent in the whole English language
>>29638691
>faggots
You don't know what that word means, do you?
>>29638691
>hating the south
>>>>/reddit/
>>>>/facebook/
>Liberals replying to something they don't agree with with a comment starting with "WOW"
>gg ez
can we not do this?
>I don't even
>I can't
>ugh
>I'm just brutally honest.
You also have the option of not saying anything at all, preferably ever.
>cuck
>waifu
>fembot
>anon
>who are you?
>get out of my house!
>put the knife down!
>>29638252
Found the fedora atheist
>>29637383
>Why isn't there a straight pride parade
>Why do niggers have to get their own month every year?
>Why can't blacks just stop being criminals?
>Slavery happened years ago, get over it
>homosexuals are against God
>Social anxiety isn't real. It's been created by doctors to get more money
>Why is rape so bad? It's just a dick.
>omg thats a thing?
>i didnt know that was a thing
>wow thats actually a thing
end your fucking lives
It's funny how a bunch of people who misuse cuck constantly have so many problems with what words others use
>>29639022
Why do you have to be such a cuck Anon? I bet you're not even a fembot. I'm going to go fuck my waifu now you cucked faggot.
>>29639065
SJW please leave
>>29639081
>>29639022
Spotted the cucks. Oh and also...
>If you can't handle me
>I'm a real x
>>29637383
>"Granted, <xxxx>"
>"It's a really complicated issue with a bunch of contributing factors."
>>29639162
you must have hated the big lebowski
>something dissmissive and condescending
>bye bye now!
>>29639065
>whites were de facto enslaved en masse with press ganging and indentured servitude
>entire continents of whites were enslaved both by each other and white slavers
>barbary pirates enslaved whites
>whites died en masse to end slavery
>"bix nood muh slavery kill whitey reparation"
fuck the nigs. not only are they the dumbest race, they're the whiniest too.
>>29638758
thank you. and as much as I want a reaction image, I don't have one that can properly express my hatred of these people
>>29639162
Simple-minded man-child detected.
>>29639236
>entire continents of whites were enslaved both by each other and white slavers
Slaves don't even get low pay and small housing, desu senpai
>>29639236
If you think the Barbary slave trade had any effect on white people living in the US, then you are legitimately retarded.
>>29639280
I'm not "simple-minded." It's a complicated issue with a bunch of contributing factors. Educate yourself, please.
>>29639282
They were literally denied their pay as often as the shipping companies could get away with it and treated like absolute shit. Going to sea was hell. Also whites in factories were paid nickels to eat shit and die in garrets and worked 16hr days/7 days a week. "Muh slavery" just isn't that big of a deal. Get the fuck over it. Blacks also enslaved each other.
>>29639329
>Also whites in factories were paid nickels to eat shit and die in garrets and worked 16hr days/7 days a week.
Nice.
Now imagine working in hot and cold labor, being whipped, beat up, family separated, raped, and only eat scrap food with absolutely no pay at all.
Just parroting anything John Oliver, john Steward, or any other jewmedians said 2 nights ago.
>man, it's really cold out here
>No, YOU'RE cold in here
>>29639390
The real point is that the lower classes are fucked and racial tension is just a tool used to divide them and prevent the bourgeois from getting hanged.
"The difference between the white slave and the black slave was this: the latter belonged to one slaveholder, and the former belonged to the slaveholders collectively. The white slave had taken from him by indirection what the black slave had taken from him directly and without ceremony." - Frederick Douglass
The only real privilege is wealth.
>>29639390
sounds like you're winning the victim olympics! your ancestors sound like they had it worse than mine based on your undocumented supposition of how their lives were! Please contact the nearest police station to win your victim award by throwing a flaming bottle of gasoline at the entrance.
>>29638646
I need an Arizona version of this image except with three more guns than that and a joint in his mouth.
>>29638691
There are like 12 different southern accents, you mongoloid.
The best american accent is upper class South Carolina.
>>29639489
You'll get nothing and you'll like it!
People on the internet adding the fact or the mere comment that they are too "high" or "stoned" when it is not related in ANY POSSIBLE WAY to the thing they are (barely) commenting about.
>I'm too high to X
Fuck them.
>>29639474
This. This sums up almost everything that gives me a headache when I read it. Everything about this is so borderline retarded that you can almost see drool running off the letters.
Chillax, frienemies, selfie,bromance, any and all words that aren't grammatically correct.
>My S.O.oregano parsley
>>29639452
>The real point is that the lower classes are fucked and racial tension is just a tool used to divide them and prevent the bourgeois from getting hanged
In the Great Depression, those lower class lived just as badly as those white servants. Still not as harsh as slavery baka
>>29639474
Lol same faggots as the Holocaust deniers
>>29639065
Back to Tumblr with you SJW scum
People who add sound descriptions to normal conversations when texting.
>Ugh
>Tsk
>Pfft
>Boing
>Bang
>>29638820
Is this "good game easy" or "git gud easy"?
>>29639596
>any and all words that aren't grammatically correct.
that's impossible a priori you moron
>>29638088
>>29637987
salty desu
As for my 'triggerwords',
>TRIGGER WARNING
> fedora/trilby
> what did he mean by this / what the fuck was his problem
> just be yourself
> name [amount] [medium] where this happens
and most importantly
> all memes aside
>>29639673
Oh, thanks, I almost forgot
>faux and real latin terms
>>29638820
>lol
Pisses me off to the max.
>>29639662
>Boing
>Bang
Who does this?
confusing words for other words
>defiantly instead of definitely
>weary instead of wary or leery
>loose instead of lose
>>29639690
>what did he mean by this / what the fuck was his problem
That's what you get for browsing one of the shittiest boards on 4chan.
>>29639712
definately
rediculous
>>29639662
Hnnng I want to boing you in the plinger
>>29638088
Spot the robot who can't into french
>forte
>Argumentative sentences where people pretend to understand the other side to then portray their own as the only reasonable one
>>29639786
"bookoo" is incorrect you mongol
>>29639786
Not the one you're replying too, but it's ['bo:.ku], not [bu:.ku:]
>"You'll grow out of your aspergers."
>"You're like a brother."
>"You're single? What are ya, gay?"
>Thot
>"Nofap givez superpowerz!!"
>"Guns kill people!"
>>29638042
Never too late to an hero
>are you for real?
No I'm for fake
>>29639712
I can't fucking stand people who type shit up but don't know how to spell words, so they just spell them the way they sound.
Like "you need to get an educayshun" or "my dog is a labbardor retreever"
>>29639847
>Guns kill people!
It's not the guns, it's those holes that the blood leaks out of way too quickly.
"...that just happened" to seeing something happen.
No shit, retard.
>>29637383
>why are you so quiet?
>why do you always sit in the back?
>why do you look so angry?
>you scare me
>you make us uncomfortable
>>29639711
White people in general
"to be frank[...]"
Mfw
>>29640167
>I'm going to be frank...
>Okay, can I still be Garth?
>>29638451
>it's human nature for women to seek out tall fit men with social status
>it's human nature for men to mate with any woman regardless of her height, health, fitness, and social status
>>29640167
>he doesn't respond with 'can I be Larry?'
>>29637383
>"You like guns? Have you ever wanted to kill somebody?"
>"Like, that's really, really offensive Anon, you should know better."
>"Military History is boring as hell. Why do you like it so much?"
>"Ugh, you are so boring"
>"UGH!"
>"You look so irritated."
>"Jeez, you sound so stressed."
>"What do you mean you don't wanna talk?"
>"Tee hee, I also have depression and social anxiety!"
>p sure
you're a chode
>salt
you're a chode in HS
>lmao @, lol @
you're a chode with a pussy on the end of it
>lad
you're a Hampton Road (chode)
>"we" when you're trying to Assert Community Standards
you're a chode who thinks they're longer than they are
>>29640308
You sound incredibly insufferable.
>have to take mandatory "individual discovery" class in college this year even though it has nothing to do with my degree
>am going to get stuck with generic freaks who spew this shit
I swear if I see one septum ring they're gonna have to pull me off the person with it while I'm trying to remove it with my teeth.
>all these summerfags using quotation marks
>>29638691
>the southern drawl is easily the worst accent in the whole English language
You've obviously never heard coal field dialect, by god is it horrible.
Ebonics is pretty awful as well.
"But they only care about you!"
-every fucking time I mention my delusional narcissistic parents
and pretty much every vague inspirational quote ever.
Whenever anyone uses the phrase "adulting", I fly into an uncontrollable rage where i start beating my chest, running around and biting people.
>>29640477
Or people with Cajun accents.
I swear to god I can't understand "HEBOI CUMMUPA AND GIDDUSUMMADEMS SCRUMP BOI HED DA'N ON DA STEEKEE AND COT ME A WHO'E MESS"
>>29640525
That too.
Yankees have some pretty obnoxious accents as well, I can't stand New Jersey, New York, or Boston accents.
Chav speak is bad as well
>>29638451
Thank you. Just essentialist bullshit, human nature doesnt apply to learned character traits.
>>29640417
>All these summerfags using meme arrows as quotes :^)
>>29638316
Is this the image you're asking about?
>>29640593
Nice b8, but I'm too crafty for ya! Better luck next time...kid. Heh heh...
what's the deal with the """""HEAVY""""" use of quotation marks?
where did this meme start? Or is it just a way to bypass the filter?
>>29640500
>le idk how to adult xDDD
This shit too, like holy fucking shit. People think I'm dysfunctional but at least I can take care of my responsibilities without being a whiny millennial bitch who needs to guzzle white wine and and pop Xanax at the slightest adversity.
>>29640688
These all seem to be responses to someone sperging out about women lol.
>>29637383
>Dude
For some reason the people around me, especially women, still use the word dude all the fucking time.
>Where you at?
It's "where are you," stop sounding like a nigger and learn proper English.
>>29638042
It should only be said by southerners with a significant accent. If some northern cunt wants to be PC and says it instead of "you guys" it makes me cringe.
>>29638213
That's harsh.
>>29638691
Not as bad as the Pacific Northwest creak where everybody sounds like a whining chain smoker.
>>29640833
Your post made me cringe hard, dude.
>anime is not important
>>29638252
So in other words, you falling for bait?
>>29640789
it's a meme, you dip, not a filter bypass.
>>29638088
>listen honey
>referring to something as salty
these so much
>I have social anxiety.
From normalscum. Usually followed by,
>Like, when I'm getting ready to go to a party or something, I just get really nervous!!
>>29637383
>newfag
I've been here for 5 years and I still don't like this word.
What's wrong with being new?
>cringe, cringey, and especially cringeworthy
Anything even slightly stupid these days is "cringey". In most cases, there are plenty of other adjectives that would work better.
When somebody complains about something that in no way is a problem
>All these people just flirt with me and find me attractive! It's so annoying!
>>29641054
>Only 5 years
Sure is summer in here
Spain?what did he mean by this?
>you're gonna <X> me for doing this, but <Y>
>Proceeds to get upset when I <X>
Fucking why did you say it then if you knew what was coming
>>29638398
>on fleek
Please tell me people don't actually say this
>>29637383
>"Sit down."haha get it because you cannot stand it
>>29639847
>"You're single? What are ya, gay?"
I fucking hate this. Why do people say this if youre obviously arent that attractive or have poor social skills? are they screwing in the knife?
>>29639847
>"You're like a brother."
>not being into incest
>You'll find someone eventually [just not me or anyone I know]
>It'll all turn out alright in the end
>>29637383
>Be r9k
>Make manual threads to teach newfags how to be more annoying
>Be oblivious in the process of doing so
>>29641339
*Annual because Android is evil to me when keyboard is charging
>you're no man to me/you're not a real man
if I so much as breathe in a girl's direction in a way she doesn't like
>>29639051
this everytime. somewhat original reply
>Be me
Of course it's you you fucking faggot, stop starting greentext stories like this, drives me mad.
>get off my board normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop it! I pay for this internet and I will go wherever I want! And stop insulting me! ;_;
>>29639815
>forte
B-but I'm a pianist
>>29641339
You're a tripfag, you should be an expert at being annoying.
>dank memes
>cuck
>alt-right
>let's talk about social politics AGAIN
>SJWs and 3rd-wave feminists are literally society's biggest
problems right now and if you don't agree, you're one of them
>if you don't vote, you're a disgusting leech who isn't doing his "civic duty" (as if voting isn't a bare minimum and a general sense of civic duty actually exists in 2016 America)
>>29642622
based post, as good as this original comment
>>29641077
I know how you feel. Those "cringe" variations didn't used to make me cringe, but now everyone uses it like how middle schoolers called everything they didn't like "gay".
>TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
>on fleek
(I really hate this one, and I don't even know what it means)
also
>self-conscious australians online constantly saying 'cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt mate xD'
>>29637383
>"i have a mental illness"
>oh okay like what?
>"i have depression"
>>29637383
>The word "nega" as in "negative".
That word is used a lot in my country. Especially trashy people.
>>29643053
>self conscious
You severely underestimate how common cunt and mate are in our day to day interactions. Using them online is just force of habit.
>>29644428
Nah, it's definitely forced too hard, especially after Australia became a meme.
>>29644507
The shit post meme I'll grant you but otherwise it's just how we always speak for the most part
>>29637383
"it is what it is"
the above has literally no meaning that isn't thoroughly tautological. it says nothing. everything is what it is. might as well say "um."
>>29637987
Oh god fucking hubby
And wifey
And SO
And "the wife" "the girl" etc
Literally beta nu-male tier
>>29639732
Name 1 board where this happens.
>>29644652
Slash pol
>>29644671
Nice, now name 50 other boards/
>ask a question
>"That's fair"
Did I ask if it was fair?
>>29642153
Are you saying that I'm right, or that I should lose my trip and start using all of these itt but with leet and such so no filtering is possible whatsoever?
>>29642622
If you don't vote you should just commit suicide desu baka senpai familini. It's not that hard and it's fun. I don't even care if you vote against my ideology, if you don't vote then die.
>it's my preference (I don't know why)
>problematic
>nu-x
>any normalfag twitter/facebook flavor of the month meme phrase
>fembot
>lumber sexual
>real man
>netflix and chill
>waifu
>salty
>any emoticon/emoji
>insta
>muh social anxiety
>cringe
>people who still banepost
>people who pretend to be fembots and...type......like........this
>normie (use normalfag or fuck off)
>dank
>alt-x
>>29638088
You mean like, "After I had dinner, I proceeded to go upstairs"?
>>29639669
Good game easy
>>29638088
Where do you live that people say Beaucoup bucks? I've never heard that. But it would piss me off too.
>The problem is not capitalism, the problem is unregulated capitalism
>roads for example are socialist
>>29637982
agreed, like anyone gives a fuck what you are on the internet relative to your opinion
>>29638213
this is how I got a girlfriend. she accused me of being gay until I told her i can prove I'm not. she's testing you bro, you gotta lay those lips on her. how are you this dense
>>29638088
What about when, on a forum, someone makes their text smaller, provided the coding allows that?
Like, they'll be disagreeing with someone, or pointing out a mistake, and they make their text smaller to give the sense of a person coming out of left field with a quiet, pseudo-humble remark?
It's tumblr-tier writing and it pisses me off.
>cuss
I fucking hate southerners.
>>29638088
listen honey this is some petty shit you salty nigger thingy
>>29644904
>if you think the party is (badthingaboutparty) it's not right for you to try to change it. You should form your own party instead.
>if you vote 3rd party you are voting for your ideological oponent
>politician saying : I am going to bring back (something they have no power over)
>I'M SCREAMING!!
Female memes are the worst.
>>29639212
>*sips tea*
>flies away
>>29644721
>If you don't vote
I want to get this out of the way in case you were confused. I almost always vote in local, state, and congressional elections. I pay special attention to local and state, because they effect me the most directly.
In the case of this years presidential election I would not be able to sleep knowing that I helped either Clinton or Trump become the President of the United States. I don't believe either of them will use their power to change this country for the better. (not that they can do that single-handedly anyway)
The point is that if I have to vote for a "lesser evil", I don't want any fucking part of it
>>29645571
>effect
Used the wrong one lads, time to kms.
>>29639065
I have diagnosed social anxiety. Please don't lump me in with your faggot SJW tumblr crowd.
>Umm I have social anxiety and depression, so could you not say that around me?
>>29640355
Maybe he's like that from people like you.
