I'm going to be home alone for two days. What sort of depraved NEET mischief should I get into?
Poop with the door open.
>>29637049
I thought everyone did that?
>>29637076
Fuck im always the outcast
>>29637026
cum on your mom's sex toys
hilarity ensues
>>29637026
Watch CP on full blast and the windows open.
>>29637026
I am currently home alone for the week. So far i've spent the time playing vidya really loud with my door open and ordering sex toys from amazon
order a pizza with all the toppings you like
Eat a bean heavy diet and stink up the whole house
Fuck your own ass. You've never really lived until you've tried prostate stimulation.
>>29637209
I always play vidya with headphones on even when there's nobody home
explore some onions, order drugs, money and some CP
>>29637026
jerk off in weird places
order a prostitute and dont answer the door
or shout at her from a window
order weird things that you only pay for when they arrive like a blow up water slide and when it comes shout at them to leave
do this with porta pottys
>>29637910
How find cp?
>>29638195
it's in the van
>>29637137
i fucked my ass with my aunt's dildo once, does that count?
>>29637026
time to play with mummys dirty undiesand socks
Order in some dildos (dragon dildos, if you really want to have fun and have money to burn).
Then sneak around the park and throw them at unsuspecting civilians. Slather them with (fake?) semen or your favourite condiment if you wish.
