>he wears light colored jeans
Any other signs of an obvious beta?
>>29636547
is this a thing? .. I don't think it is
>>29636547
Cargo shorts or khakis.
Also, light blue jeans are alright if it's the right cut. High waters is autismo no matter the color.
>>29636560
It's not. OP is just an idiot
that is strong dad fashion stap
>>29636576
Boot cut is the worst
>>29636547
autism shoes
BIox
this cut is beta more like gama.. and autistic
It's not beta. It's not dadcore. It's working-class. Whether you think that's good or bad is irrelevant.
>>29636576
Normies and chads wear cargo shorts and khakis all of the time though.
>he uses a paper towel to get grease off pizza
>he wears the same jacket no matter what
>has ten of the same pair of jeans
>showers once a week
>uses cheap deodorant
>knows at most ten chords on a guitar and thinks he's a rockstar
>has a pc with good specs but only browses the internet
>has a voice frequency higher than 160 hertz
>faps more than twice a week
Are cargo pants beta?
>>29636576
lmao i can agree with the cargo shorts, but khakis?
Sorry my man no can do, khakis have single-handedly gotten me laid 6 times
>>29636638
My grandmother wears these.
>>29636749
>being elitist about fucking deodorant of all things
>>29636761
Same.please let me be original robot
>>29636764
>uses filthy frank meme
Are you 15 or just autistic?
>>29636817
>being elitist about fucking memes of all things
>>29636787
Haha faggot oh shit i got muted too
>>29636749
>knows at most ten chords on a guitar and thinks he's a rockstar
>has a pc with good specs but only browses the internet
sometimes i read posts like these and cant help but wonder if the guy posting them didnt have a brain aneurysm. you really think you're more 'alpha' than the guy getting his dick wet because he knows how to play Wonderwall, meanwhile you can play progressive rock solos but go home alone? also what the fuck does computer usage have to do with anything?
>pees on the side of the urinal so as to not make any noise when there are other people in the bathroom
>asks for no tomatoes on his burger
>does the virgin walk
>listens to anime music
>drinks from a water bottle
>is over 18 and doesn't have a proper wallet
>thinks he is superior because he is isolated and has no friends
>watches women on the bus
>he drives an automatic car
>does the virgin sneeze
>>29636989
wats the virgin sneeze?
>>29637017
>he doesn't know what the virgin sneeze is
You probably have it then.
>>29636547
Generally poor sense of clothing indicates beta.
>>29636547
>does the beta smirk in any pictures
>plays video games
>>29636749
>he plays guitar at all over 18 and is in a bar band or worse
>>29636989
Whats the virgin waIk?
>>29637272
Head down
>>29636547
>light colored jeans
Neither a specific nor a sensitive marker for betaness.
>>29637305
Light colored jean wearing beta spotted go have your mom buy you used clothes
>they cost less and are just as good!
>>29637305
That's a picture from the 80s.
Listen up, idiots. It's not the color that matters, it's the cut.
>>29637374
I know a lot of thrift shopping hipsters and they get regurally laid
her is an ip address of a facebook hacker. have fun 178.208.170.45
>>29637441
The color and the cut are both in play. If you have light colored boot cut jeans people will openly talk about how degenerate you are
>>29636547
Id say this guys gets 1000x more pussy than you do but you're obviously a virgin
>>29636638
where does the new balance = autism come from?
>dissing on light blue jeans
how does it feel to be this much of an uncultured plebian with bad taste in fashion?
>>29637678
>Post picture of Anthony Michael Hall from the Breakfast Club
>still thinks it's fashionably acceptable to dress as if it's the 80's
>2016
Wew lad
>>29636831
He does have a point there.
>>29637886
m8 I live in Paris, I'd know what's fashionable
>>29637740
Clothes should have darker colours at the bottom, lighter colours on top, otherwise the look is top-heavy. Kanye's outfit here works because his white shirt is even lighter than the jeans
>implying you will ever be THIS a e s t h e t i c
>>29636547
A lot of betas wear light jeans but not everyone wearing light jeans is beta.
>running shoes with jeans
>digital watch
>shit haircut
>>29637697
It's not the brand. Just look at the shoes. If you don't see anything wrong with them, you are a little kid, someone over the age of 70, or autistic.
There isZ E R Oaround it.
>>29638128
This is an opinion I can get behind
>>29636547
I don't even know where people get denim with that disgusting mottled surface. Very commonly seen on middle aged men over here.
>>29636576
>khakis.
Are we talking chinos here or baby-shit coloured corduroy trousers?
>>29636749
>he uses a paper towel to get grease off pizza
What happened to uli anyway?
>>29637017
> current year
> not knowing about the virgin sneeze
>>29638128
Disagree with running shoes with jeans.
>>29636989
What else are you supposed to drink water out of
>>29636989
>having a wallet
materialistic fuck
>>29636547
It's not the color, it's the cut.
>>29639745
whhy explain u monster.
>>29640125
This is true, but still, baby blue jeans are fucking beta regardless.
>>29640204
Please, I'm rocking those light blue jeans like a boss. But it's good pants though, none of that high-waist or slim fit bullshit.
>>29640257
slim fight is different from tight fight/skinny jeans tier. slim fight removes all the extra loose baggage around the back. looks less autistic imo
>>29640899
It's only "extra loose baggage" if you're too skinny.
>>29636749
you can't control your vocal frequency
>>29636587
>>29636576
No it is they're dad/retard kid jeans. Get normal dark blue ones. If you don't believe observe people dressed like that.
>>29636742
Not cargos dude. When I was pledging if you wore cargos they would come up with siccors and cut your pockets off
>>29641655
SUP BRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
In all seriousness, time for you to leave
>>29641623that's a good one m8
>>29636576
how about khaki shorts? I think those are ok t.b.h. I do agree that full on khakis look beta as fuck.
>>29641118
t. amerifatoriginall
>>29637697
It's the style of the shoe, not the brand
>covering their ears when a fire truck passes with its siren on
Yes I've seen this, it makes me livid
>>29636547
Light colored jeans are alright as long as they're cut well and not worn with autistic white running shoes.
Also, military style clothing is alright in itself, but wearing more than 2 pieces of military clothing is autismo-core
>>29642745
>his hearing is so shit he can't feel the damage being done by the high decibels
>>29642438
Cyclist, friend. Got some pretty strong legs.
>>29636547
>he frequents r9k and thinks he isn't a beta
>>29643283
Wearing any piece of military clothing if you're not either using it for an outdoor activity or as part of a punk wardrobe is extremely cringy. Even then there's limits.
>>29636547
>Tfw wearing cargo shorts, graphic tees and new balances on a daily basis
Surpass my autismo, losers
>>29643560
>Not either using it for an outdoor activity or as part of a punk wardrobe
There are military style jackets and bomber jackets that go well with outfits that are neither for outdoor nor part of a punk wardrobe.
>>29643687
Found the beta. No, your bomber jacket looks retarded
>>29643710
I've gotten a lot of sincere compliments on my bomber jacket. The way I wear it doesn't make me look like a school shooter, of course. You probably wear shit like pic related
>>29643560
>>29643687
You can wear a parka or a bomber or a single piece of military wear and it's fine. It's when you go full tactism autist and wear numerous pieces, especially tactical boots, that makes you a sperg.
>>29643710
Bomber jackets are normie as fuck middle class fashion right now. You shouldn't go to so much effort to prove just how out of touch you are.
What's wrong with Khaki's?
Also I don't tuck my shirts in because I have a big ass
Those with the virgin walk: you need to fix your posture. I had it too until I fixed my posture.
>>29643871
How can you tell if you have the virgin walk? I try my best to walk with my back straight and head back, but my skinny arms do me no favors
>>29643790
Exactly. Plus the bomber jacket has always been a classic menswear staple, like dark blue jeans and cashmere sweaters. Trends just influence how it's cut and what it's made of. For example those ugly polyurethane slimfit bomber jackets asos-fuccbois love to wear.
>>29643743
"Nice jacket faggot" isn't a compliment
>>29643944
Yeah, I'm sure a faggot like you wears cargo shorts and aeropostale t-shirts.
>>29638102
> when hoes be talkin smack bout your career as a k-pop star
>>29636547
On the other side of the spectrum though, there are those who still follow dead or dying fads and they look cringey because of it.
>Undercut haircut
>Man bun
>Jogger pants
>>29644058
Undercut is not dead you retard
>>29644097
>Dead OR dying
Not yet but wait a while.
>>29638072
stop taking fashion advice from reddit.
>>29644351
Reddit is normie central, so his advice is good. But go ahead and take 4chan advise instead and continue to dwell the earth as a repulsive nerd
If you wear anything other than Genuine Gear pants then you're a beta.
You turbonerds haven't felt true comfy until you slipped into a pair of these bad boys.
>>29643794
This the uniform of omega males the world over
>>29637242
>does the beta smirk in any pictures
I'm an autistic fa/tg/uy and /qst/fag, and without fail, EVERY single scrawny beta playing an MMO will dress himself as the mysterious hooded Aragorn-wannabe when he's roleplaying. It's really ostentatious and really sort of sad to watch (but I'm one to talk).
>>29637242
What's the beta smirk?
I have ugly teeth and gums so I have to smile without showing teeth
>>29636547
What's wrong with light colored jeans?
>he's a "hardcore" gamer
>he has linux installed on his PC for virtually no reason
>he lusts after traps because mentally ill degenerates are easier than women
>mostly listens to vaporwave
>prefers cheese pizza
>is a progressive
>is a socialist
>>29639826
yeah wtf, I only have well water that is mostly unfiltered and is yellow.
I would die within a week drinking that shit
if you're not doing palewave then your square
>>29644914
This is just terrible, hope no one actually falls for this bait
>>29644938
its a legitimate aesthetic
no its not 80s/90s nostalgia
>>29644974
I think this can only be pulled off if you're a roastie. Bonus if you're asian.
>>29644974
this only looks good with filters and camera angles. if she was out in public, no one would bat an eye.
Autism shoes are a dead giveaway. And it happens to be 90% of the cases.
>actual autists
>hoodies
>low cut jeans
>buttoned non-ralph lauren polos
>squared or borderless glasses
>nu-males
>glasses
>graphic t's
>usually Marvel/DC/Star wars related crap that you see in Walmart or wcs Hot Topic
>piss poor jeans, the 'lol be yourself and wear this shit you did when you were 12' kind
>autism shoes, they are always there
>usually a red cap even indoors
>>29636547
I have a job where my pants get fucking ruined constantly, I just buy cheap work jeans at Walmart
It feels bad knowing people are judging me when I wear them on my way to work and back.
>>29644819
It's not so much the colour, it's the cheap cut of those $10 Walmart tier jeans.
>>29644914
It's funny how well made and styled clothes make all the difference.
>>29636576
>khakis
lol stupid nigger. Khakis are alpha af.
>>29645517
OK, good. I don't shop at wall mart and my jeans are Levis.
>>29636560
Yes it is. If you wear light color jeans it's a clear indication of downs
Unless they're skinny fitting then they're /fa/.. Shit wait /fa/ is school shooter attire my bad
>>29645560
There is nothing alpha about your cheap pleated khakis and your tucked in polo, autist.
>>29645575
What cut of jeans though? Shitty bootcut or shapeless jeans are autistic no matter what brand they are.
>>29645592
holy shit faggot you've either
>never held a professional job
>never been to a high social gathering
>or just a simple beta bitch boy
>>29645621
Boot cut are good though because I wear boots when it's raining out or if I am going to be doing yard work or something else that requires boots.
What else am I supposed to wear? skinny jeans? fuck that.
Reminder if you wear this outfit everyone will think you're rich and you will get poontang everywhere.
>>29642745
>>29643466
>tfw having full size headphones playing at max volume all the time
>not hearing any shit from the external world
>>29645682
Nobody in professional job or high society wears autistic pleated khakis, you fucking pleb, unless you're talking about being the assistant bathroom attendant at a golf club.
You couldn't be openly admitting to being more clueless and lower middle class if you tried.
>>29645696
t. fatty who can't squeeze into jeans that fit properly
>he still thinks about his high school bully
>he didn't go to prom
>he's on a strict diet not for health but because he's a picky eater
>cuts his hair once a month
>doesn't follow the 3 day rule on stubble
>owns his own rice cooker
>>29645749
beta bitch spotted. Holy shit, control your fucking autism faggot.
>>29636547
>oval/square transition glasses
>>29641642
Does it count if the person wearing it was a 10/10 Chad?
Light jeans are best jeans.
t.1985
>>29645722
>mfw I wear these shoes + pant convo
>get invited to parties
>chicks pay atenttion to me
>get drunk af in one of those parties
>end up banging equally drunk girl
>mfw they are just $30 reps
>>29645879
Fuck you, im saving up for the $1250 ones. I could just ask my dad but Im tryna be independent lol
>>29645829
>lashing out this badly
>posting basic bitch pleb wear
Is this meant to prove anything other than you're an entry level as fuck suburban omega?
>>29645916
>lashing out this badly
getting this btfo,
stay basic
>>29645987
>advocates suburban dad tier clothing
>getting this mad when challenged
Have a great day at your professional job as a shelf stacker at Walmart, autist.
>>29646124
>getting this mad when challenged
>challenged
just some basic poor bitch projecting. oh come dude.
>>29636547
Betas wear plain black jeans usually with stains and faded
>khakis
>button up shirts
Why do Americans do this?
Do any of you guys actually care about how you dress?
It aint gonna make a difference
>>29646507
I know it sounds like Chad advice but a decent haircut and a sense of style can really go a long way
>>29646546
You got a gf lad?
oceee
>>29642745
I do this. I don't care if you don't like it, hearing doesn't come back. Not covering your ears is comparable to leaving your hand on a hot stove, classic autist behaviour.
>>29646277
>being so furious you can't even articulate a post properly.
Tragic.
>>29646439
Ask the guy above. Apparently it's alpha to dress in the sort of clothes your mummy forced you to wear when you had to go to that wedding when you were 11.
>>29646623
>he thinks the literal second of noise as the truck passes by at speed is going to damage his hearing
It's not as if anyone is talking about standing next to the siren, autist.
>>29645829
>>29645916
Those are chinos you fuck. Have you've been wearing khakis thinking they're chinos, lmafo that's uber autist
>>29646864
What's actually uber autist is making that post without actually reading the posts and having proper context.
>>29636547
>He's never seen blue collar Chad
If you're white and you don't dress like this you're a creep.
>>29636989
I kekkled hard
>>29637017
It's a gay little fairy sneeze
>>29647052
>he thinks blue collar Chad is comparable to a sperg in Walmart jeans, graphic tees, and autism shoes.
>>29647200
op just said light jeans none of that shit you did get a brain moran
>>29636989
>pees on the side of the urinal so as to not make any noise when there are other people in the bathroom
>asks for no tomatoes on his burger
>does the virgin walk
>drinks from a water bottle
>is over 18 and doesn't have a proper wallet
>thinks he is superior because he is isolated and has no friends
>watches women on the bus
wew lad, what's wrong with not wanting tomatoes though?
>>29643794
I can sense the beta was coming from this picture
>>29636638
>>29642628
I use those, is there a problem with them? I'll not use allstars like a faggot
>>29647223
>being this clueless and autistic
Where do you think the sort of jeans in the OP come from, sperglord?
>>29647268
>wearing classic autism shoes
It'll never cease to be amazing that people like you have this little awareness
>>29647349
Please show me what kind of shoes are socially acceptable
>>29636749
I knew this kid in high school who would wear the same hoodie (with a fucking scarf) every day all year long, even in August when it was 100 degrees outside
>>29636547
Why are white new balance sneakers associated with autism/robots? I've seen that meme before but I don't really understand it
>>29647364
No. Trying to explain this sort of thing to people like you is always a waste of time and energy and will only serve to make you mad
>>29647446
It's because those pensioner grade shoes are about the most obviously recognisable autism shoes you can find apart from Nike Monarchs. Everyone knows exactly what is meant when those shoes are posted.
>>29636547
How come these threads always devolve from legit autistic shit to really basic elitist shit?
>>29647569
Post examples of what you mean here.
>>29647364
Just wear something black and athletic. I wear NB990s
>>29647920
>autism shoes beyond all comprehension
Just wear nikes
>>29648223
These are NOT Autism shoes. Autism shoes are white.
>ITT: Fuccbois
Those guys that wear a hoodie or jacket when it's hot out are definitely virgins
>>29648380
You really don't understand what autism shoes are at all. I bet you think it means white NBs.
>>29648535
No, I understand it's not new balances that make a shoe "Autistic". It's white sneakers in general. Especially cheap/bulky ones.
>>29648622
Nobody thinks it's the colour that makes them autistic, anon. It just so happens that the most obvious and recognisable autism shoes happen to be white. Please stop pretending you understand.
>>29648656
Alright, then tell me, what makes a shoe "Autistic"?
>>29644914
Fucking gay as aids.
Black jeans or black or navy blue dress pants
Any colour shirt, be it a short sleeved no collar (untucked obviously you fucking autists, plus slim fit is best) or a dress shirt (sleeves rolled up and untucked in a less formal setting)
You can get away with boots (i wore steel caps when i was the only bouncer on at a certain pub i use to work at) but black dress shoes are probs best
Shit, its not hard team
>>29648708
Wearing something cheap and comfortable rather than expensive and fashionable.
Caring more about how they feel, than how they look.
>>29637984
>>29637678
>have this guy's body
>have this guy's style
>live in podunk town USA
>everyone has abhorrent fashion sense
>am ugly, of course
no one appreciates it
except for gay guys...
>>29636560
It is, to be honest. Hate to break it to you, but your wardrobe is beta
>>29648719
>shoes should be uncomfortable
>paying lots of money for meme shoes
and then you say I'm the one who dresses like someone with a developmental disability...
>there are people who pay more than $100 for shoes
>>29648826
>there are people who buys clothes more than one time in two years
>>29636989
>mfw I'm 2 beta to ask for no tomato so I take it out myself
>>29648787
Did you really think that was a serious reply by the person you were talking to?
Jesus...
Autism shoes are clunky, cheap, not age appropriate, not necessary for the context in which they are worn (see hiking shoes and tactism boots), not aesthetically pleasing, and generally ugly.
>>29648713
It's sad that you typed this out with such righteousness without any idea of how wrong and behind the times you are.
>>29648826
>there are people who are so impoverished that $100 on shoes is a lot of money.
>>29649034
>Autism shoes are clunky, cheap, not age appropriate, not necessary for the context in which they are worn (see hiking shoes and tactism boots), not aesthetically pleasing, and generally ugly.
well, then none of those apply to my shoes.
>>29636547
Alright,I'm gonna need you to haul off with that nonsense. Full tank Hank Hill wears that exact same garb and there is not a damn thing beta about our ordained propane and savior.
>>29644914
t.2014
>>29636989
Lets see
>try to make it on top of the urinals whenever I have access to one and if not, over the stall walls
>eat my burgouis without buns
>socks and sandals walk 12/3
>pirate metal my niqqa
>drink vinegar and chalk
>over 20 and have a spankin pocket protector wallets are for plebs
>think I'm inferior because my friends live full and enthusiastic lives while I pander jokes
>car pool with the blacks
>don't drive
>wake neighbors up constantly when I have a cold
I mean, its a close call.
>>29648431
>TFW I have that same jacket
I don't wear it much anymore but I thought it looked good for a while, still kind of do.
