Anyone here that makes their living online? How did you do it?
I don't wanna go outside ever again
Websites, trading, reseller,etc but I'm sure you don't have any talents though
>>29636517
I got a work-from-home job in a marketing role for a company that produces online content. I knew a friend who got me into the job. Met him in grad school.
>>29636517
Thissounds like a good way to live if you are a robot who does not want to be NEET.
>>29636517
Get a comfy job. I wake up at 5 when all the normies are asleep, enjoy a cup of coffee, and then work from 6:00-2:00. Then I enjoy the afternoon while most people are at work.
>>29636517
post on craiglist and on facebook groups
saying you will do miscellaneous jobs like school papers, cleaning storages and shit, so you don`t have the same jew boss everyday fampai
I do remote tech support for warehouses
why don't you wanna go outside ever again? Tell us friend tell us, what happened.
i wrote a bot that does algorithmic stock/forex trading
i do literally nothing but sit back and watch those sweet dollar bills flow into my bank account
Why post the edited version?
>>29639155
What does it do? Automatically buy/sell stocks?
>>29639177
neet edit came before trump edit though
i do ebay things. cant really elaborate.
if i were to stop this, i would definitely devote a huge portion of my day mastering online poker. most people are just casuals that play for fun, it's easy to make a living if you're dedicated and intelligent.
>>29639261
> trusting a neet over the God emperor and his meme magic
Nice try, Correct The Record.
>>29639269
what experience do you have with online poker? my understanding was that everyone who plays online are really just running AI's that will always outthink humans
>>29639321
sorry lad, /r9k/ is always one step ahead of /pol/
I run a small hentai website.
>>29639992
What do you sell?
Not an original comment about the new
bumping this thread because i want to man
>>29641862
What are you doing schkelsberg?
>>29636517
I've got you covered OP.
>>29642155
jewing of course
>>29641862
happy merchant.(text to add content)
I'm an online TA, proofreader and test grader. Only he last one has set hours (but I set them).
Most legit online work requires you to already have an education, op. I'm not sure if you can get your Bachelors online yet, but if you already have one you should be good.
Proofreading is the easiest to get without necessarily having qualifications. I'd suggest doing an online editing internship with a publisher you like and then emailing up and coming small publishers asking if they need an editor/proofreader.
saved this awhile ago, its a good thing i saved it to txt, because archive
>First time I post, I want to give back to you guys for all the posts you do yourselves.
This method is very easy, it uses a web scraper to take funny and insightful reddit posts from different subreddits (that you can choose) and posts them to twitter for you, no involvment required.
To do this:
Make a Twitter account and connect it to a twitter app (very easy takes 5 minutes) in order to get your authentication codes and tokens from twitter API.
Setup a scraper of your choice (I use reddittwitterbot.com) with the subreddit of your choice. Choose one that people will be interested in or find funny and make your account on that topic. (for example shittyaskscience) Configure the length of your posts and whether you want certain words filtered out (you dont want to be tweeting about things unrelated to your twitter page). You can also use this to choose how often you want to tweet, I made it every hour or so.
Use a chrome extension such as Twitter Follower to follow and unfollow large amounts of people daily, up to a maximum of 1 thousand.
You now have twitter follower growth and good content. Once you have gained enough followers you can begin to tweet affiliate CPA offers of your choices (the best are the ones related to the content you post).
It is important to scale your method
Use a server and have your script running non-stop, scraping from subreddits. You can either always have your main PC on or use something like a raspberry pi like I do. Link you twitter to your facebook accounts or instagram accounts or tumblr accounts with something like IFTTT.
Create more and more accounts, hook them up to your scraper and watch as the following grows.
This all took me about two weeks of 1-2hr/day of work, I have about 50 accounts running. The hardest part is the setup, after that, all is automated.
dont know if its works, been too lazy to try
>>29637083
Can you make a systematic profit with actively trading stocks instead of buying and holding or is it just a meme?
>>29639334
im definitely a winning player, i recently put in $100 and turned it into $2000 over like 8 weeks. it just takes up so much time that it's hard to dedicate myself to it. i'm sure there's some AI, but the vast majority 99%+ of the population is definitely human. most people play emotionally or suboptimal.
if your serious you should be prepared to read every poker book you can find. read a few, start playing, and continue researching everything you can find as you play. poker is insanely complex.
>>29636517
Find a niche product.
Set up a Wordpress site.
Make an account with Amazon Affiliates.
Look up reviews for products in the niche on Amazon. Write things down that most people are saying.
Go on YouTube and find a review of the product. Download the video and take several snapshots of the products. Make sure to reverse-search them to make sure the owner can't track you down.
Write a review that's more than 500 words and composed around the photos you took. Use the Yoast SEO plugin to track if your stuff is shit or not. Add an affiliate link to the product at the end.
Do one of these a day for a month.
After a month look into backlinks and SEO to start doing your outreach. If you do it sooner people will probably be turned off by your lack of content.
Keep in mind you'll have to keep doing one a day until you're around 200-300. You can double or triple-up if you have the willpower for it. It's super boring.
Remember to look at what your competitors are doing and notice flaws in their design.
All you have to do is keep adding content and keep doing outreach and your passive income will keep growing.
You can also add Google ads onto your site to increase your income.
>>29643188
Yes you can, as you long as you're diversified enough or your stocks are a roller coaster ride of highs and lows. I've began doing this full time. You need to have different types of stocks & just automate the buying /selling process
I'm a male camwhore making 8-12k/month. It's easy to do when you're a 9/10 robochad who often gets compared to celebrities by strangers.
The best part is I only started a few weeks ago. I went from making 1.7k to having more money than I know what to do with. I'll probably begin modelling in order to boost my income some more.
Life is so good, you wouldn't believe it. I have so many fancy clothes to go with my washboard body. I spent thousands on my wardrobe on jackets/jeans/sweats/shorts/shirts that were designed for my figure.
All I had to do was start getting paid for what I was already doing for free. I loved camming on gay cam sites for attention, and now gay dudes collectively fork over thousands for my lavish lifestyle. I don't have to work much, I choose my hours, and I love doing it. I fought the system and won, lads.
I recommend the rest of you kill yourselves immediately. I had to be born with top-tier genetics, eat clean, and tren hard for a long time to make this happen. You can't emulate me, so die instead.
I win at life.
And before anyone trolls with the whole "lol ur gonna age" bullshit, I won't. I'm gonna die young, prolly in the next few years, cuz life is all about having crazy adventures you don't get through alive. Peace robots!
>>29643368
So you make a products review website?
>>29643546
Mate, you're a whore. How are you winning?
If this is the future for men and women we're all just whores in this society.
What a time to be alive.
>>29643546
you're missing the point that not everyone considers "winning at life" earning money from camwhoring, you're not different from thousands of million of sluts
>>29643563
Yeah. It's easy to get into but most people don't stick around to the 300 mark.
>>29643698
thats b8 m8
>>29643546
>bragging about being a whore
>bragging about being a whore AND spending all the money instead of saving it to invest in a better income source
i guess retards of both genders become camwhores
>>29643698
>>29643706
At least I had the balls to tell you fags about my lifestyle. You hate but you won't even step up.
Are you a wagie? Slaving away for a boss who tells you when, where, and how to work?
Are you a NEET? Getting ragged on by your parents day in, day out, having no sense of security or options in life?
If you found a way to make my level of money with equal or lesser commitment, you can talk. Otherwise, try and catch up instead, bitch.
>>29643745
You wish, nigger. Got stacks of bills that say otherwise. Unless you're the b8, then well played, loser.
I'm aufologist
>>29643769
I can try modelling for more money, and I don't need to worry about my income later in life cuz I'm gonna be dead before too long anyway. Try again.
Better yet, just accept defeat.
i freelance 3D but mind you there is no slacking off when self studying and working
obviously self studying is 100x times better than listening to an old fuck that goes "IF I DIDN'T LOVE TEACHING SO MUCH I WOULD WORK AT MICROSOFT"
>>29643798
So your legacy is gonna be that you were a whore that killed himself? Nice bro.
>>29643778
>Are you a NEET?
I am, but I'm on neet bucks for long term illness. And I live alone.
It just means I have no family, no friends, and no love.
It's just me and my increasingly homicidal thoughts.
Maybe I'll just start killing people and taking their stuff.
>>29643546
i know this is a bait since there is no demand for male models, any guy can model for free if a girl asked it
>>29643850
I'm thinking it's gay guys that are the audience.
>>29643815
Naw I'm just kidding about that.
I'd obviously rather be a wageslave or NEET that marinates in self loathing until I get wrinkly and ugly and gross and die an undignified death after living a shitty life.
Oh wait, I like my idea more cuz i'm young forever, rich doing what I love, and die having fun.
>>29643830
No wonder you're so jelly.
>Maybe I'll just start killing people and taking their stuff.
At least your mind's in the right place. I'll get there soon too!
>>29643850
see >>29643860
Plenty of demand, my friend. I'm just dipping into the moneypot that is male cam modelling.
i'd like to be a freelance developer and make a modest 2k in profit per month but my IQ isnt high enough to understand programming
>>29643895
>telling a post to 'see' its own reply
this is your true faggotry in this thread
who could be jealous of such a fag
>>29643895
I'm did this >>29643368
I've got passive income now and I didn't have to shake my dick on the Internet to do it.
>>29636517
order drugs online and sell them for easy profits.
>>29643905
i can recommend you start with something like python and its extensions like django.
maybe become a front end developer and do UI with html/css those things are usually just rinse and repeat rather than doing math and and solving complicated issues
the demand for front end developers is so high right now i suggest you actually go try and study if it don't work out there are lots of other stuff you can try to do
remember: most of the guys that graduate have actually entry level skills because real industry professionals don't teach in colleges they rather work at the industry or make online videos for money
>>29643955
Damn, I accidentally 4channed wrong. FUCK, and I had such good points too. All for nothing, because you caught my error. Me btfo.
>>29643964
Good for you m8. I'd still be edging myself on cam regardless of how much money I make cuz it's fun.
We're both successful. Why do you hate my methods? Your way may be better cuz you keep your modesty, but I still outrank most of humanity. Respect where it's due.
>>29643778
what site faggot?
>>29644022
I don't hate your method I just think I don't think it's worth.
I don't know about you but the thought of my friends or family finding out that I jack off for men online is terrifying.
>>29636517
I know some guy who abuses refers on an some apps that gives you free psn codes/amazon gift cards/iTunes gift cards for completing offers.
In an hour of creating fake accounts he gets a 10$ gift card and sell it for 8$ so people buy it very fast.
He also works 2 hours a day watching kids on a bus but all that money goes for his rent, most of his food and other stuff comes from app refer abuse.
>>29643707
So you actually have people visiting your site?
>>29644073
I was reluctant enough to talk about this, cuz I don't want you homos taking my ideas. I dont want to give you the site(s).
They're the main sites, tho. I'd advertise my Skype where I do business, but I'm poorly received on this thread and you fags would just troll me.
>>29644118
I evaluated and accepted the risk. Everyone I know is a damn wagie anyway so fuck their judgement. Best if they didn't find out, still.
>>29644141
Yeah.
You have to do outreach like posting in forums, writing guest posts and getting backlinks to your site through other means.
There's also stuff like keyword research but I don't worry about that as much.
Find like 100 keywords and their search volume and put it in a Excel file. Then when you start writing articles(like Best (Your Product) or Choosing (Your Product)) sprinkle in a few of those in there. If you get enough backlinks to it it'll rank well.
It's all about content. The more stuff you have the more people will come. You just have to provide value.
For example once I had 30 posts on my first site I added comparison tables and related posts to all my reviews.
You look professional when you have a shit-ton of content. It doesn't matter if you have never actually held a product you've reviewed, it's the image you put out there.
That being said once my site was picking up I invested in a logo and tweaked my site's theme to look a little better.
Once the first site is successful you'll know what to do. You can just start propping them up whenever you feel like it.
>>29644357
and how much money do you make doing this?
>>29644379
I started about 4 years ago just before going to college. I got to 300 posts on my first site and then built all my other sites during breaks.
I just graduated and I make around 6-9k a month.
Surprised non of you faggots do affiliate marketing.
>>29643084
This is what I'm doing as a side hustle. I make little money but it's better than nothing. I get about $45+ every 2 weeks, and it's all automated. Plus I found a way to do it easier than your way.
I'm saving money ATM to invest in paid marketing. Basically you pay high traffic websites (FaceBook, Google, Pornhub, etc..) to put your banner ads in their sites, but it's kind of expensive.
That's my plan for the future, I'm gonna make it work no matter what. I'm not gonna slave myself to my jew boss my whole life. Within a couple years I'm gonna be financially free and making a full time living online, or I'm just gonna kmy.
Shut-in/NEET of 8 years here.
There are a few tricks of the trade I can share.
My number one will be cat fishing. There are a lot of very desperate and lonely Men on the internet. And it doesn't take much to squeeze a decent chunk of cash out of them.
There are also desperate girls too. It takes a bit of dedication and time but once you gain their trust, you can squeeze far more out of them than a desperate guy if they trust you and think you're Chad. I have a roastie right now who basically buys me anything I want with her autism bucks because she thinks that I'm a Chad who's going to come to her shitty country and marry her.
If you're the code junky type, there is also hacking and blackmail. Which can be extremely profitable but also risky, as you can get in trouble with the law.
Take those for what you will. But I get by just fine.
>>29644465
Where do you catfish people and what are some of your strategies?
>>29644465
>cat fishing
ive thought about doing this but i guess im too much of a /straightedge/ to actually do it
how do you do it man?
>>29644443
How do you do it easier? How many accounts do you have? 90$ a month is a little disappointing but I guess it's better than nothing.
>>29644509
Sorry but I'm not just going to start sharing all of the stuff that I've learned over the years. Its valuable knowledge. If everyone starts doing it then thats bad for me.
>>29644511
First step is ditching your pride. Its not uncommon for me to spend an entire evening telling some 60 year old guy how much I want to lick his saggy balls. But its all just business for me.
>>29644563
There's less than 40 people in this thread senpai. I'm just asking for some basics.
>>29644593
Trust. Thats the most basic thing I can tell you. If you are devious enough and are able to earn someone's trust then the sky is the limit. They are wrapped around your finger essentially.
Earning trust is a tedious and careful task. You really can't teach it. You just have to learn how to manipulate people.
This is what i do
>spend my entire weekends buying super cheap items from yard sales and such
>go back home and sell them at twice the price I got them for on free trading apps
>found a violin with a missing string at $30
>told the lady selling it I would only pay twenty since missing string
>go home
>replace string for $5
>sold it in 3 days at $110
>mfw fucking idiots
Ive $ometimes made over $500 in profit.
td. Berg
>>29644639
What type of sites do you search to find these people? Again, doesn't have to be specific.
>>29644691
Any social website. I've had success with people from /soc/, /r9k/, omegle, okcupid, craigslist, etc.
I will also say this. If you don't have a lot of time to dedicate then don't even bother. It's called cat fishing for a reason because you are literally fishing. Sometimes you will spend all day F5'ing and not see a single opportunity (catch) and sometimes they're really biting.
Like I said, it's tedious. And knowing how to manipulate people is CRUCIAL.
The biggest mistake you can make is making it clear that you want something from them.
Show them that you have what they want and then play hard to get. They always cave.
>>29643302
How many hours in a month to make that 1k? What stakes? How many tables do you play at a time? I had the idea to earn money at it back when it was legal but I didn't have the discipline.
>>29643302
I used to play online poker back in the day, before all those sites pulled out of the US market (party poker, etc.). Were you playing back then? Where do you play now? From what I've heard online games have gotten harder since there are fewer fish left.
I draw anime and furry pornography.
Ebay, buy low, sell high. Amazing what you can find at garage sales. Once found a mother who's son got busted smoking pot or something so she was selling all his games. They were like $1 - 2. I bought five and it came to like $6. I sold one for $10 and the rest for $20
Also this for side dollar but with tumblr instead
>>29643084
Running 50 porn blogs that automatically post stuff (easy on tumblr due to queue) that had ads. I get around $5 a week from it.
>>29645039
>50 porn blogs
>$5 a week
thats pretty low isnt it? seems like it should be more
>>29644841
this you m8?
>>29644422
Do you make multiple reviews of the same product or do you have to choose a new product every post?
>>29645095
Not me, but I know an artists that bought a car with furry money.
You have to love it however, since you'l be staring at furry shit 12 hours a day for a long time.
So I just tend to draw my fetishes. I don't make as much money but it's fun and pays the bills.
I make money from "ad revenue". I don't want to give away my NEET secrets.
just lol at people who went to school
>>29644422
>I just graduated and I make around 6-9k a month.
Fug, how many hours do you put in a week on this? How many months/years did it take before you were making over a thousand?
>>29643302
Online poker is just knowledge and statistics. There is lots of AI but a lot of the bots don't play perfectly and once you're sure a player is a bot, you can exploit certain common bot behaviours.
There's still money to be made in online poker but it's nothing like it used to be. The old days were incredible and I doubt I'll ever again in life make so much money while having so much fun. It was just fleecing a bunch of older well off guys who were playing for fun and didn't really care about winning. It's significantly more competitive now.
>>29645214
Paid marketing?
>>29645272
You mean those PPC campaigns? Na I never did that.
I have been payed from lots of companies. Ad sense, clickbank, exoclick, cpx interactive.
Made over a million dollars total since doing this but taxes eats 40% of that.
Some of these look good but investing seems to be the best way to go, especially if you have a couple grand to start
>>29645095
I'm still growing it, some dont have many followers. I dont mind, its still money just from me making a tumblr and leaving it there.
>>29645095
Its true though, furries have bank. They will pay for fursuits and furry art.
>>29645377
Right now I still have a couple of grand to start, but how would I go about teaching myself not to lose it all. It's savings so if I fail I would need to find work to replenish the money.
>>29645363
Which is the best revenue company in terms of payment for visits/clicks?
>>29645140
I choose a new product every time but I purposely make vague names so I can expand my niche.
If you make a site called fridgereviews.com there's really nowhere to grow.
>>29645215
When I started it was like 1-2 hours each day to write the reviews and 1-2 hours of outreach.
You can start doing less and less once you have a a lot of posts on the site. It's just kind of a grind at the beginning of each site.
I got my first site to 300 posts around a year and it was making around 1k a month when I started college.
Now it's like 3-4 hours a week. I make a post on one of the a sites every once and a while and sometimes I do outreach when I'm bored.
Honestly a lot of outreach comes to you when you start getting big, though.
>>29638891
What do.u do
Trumpcoins, choice of the god emperor himself
>>29645363
I've done banner display on huge traffic porn sites. Wasn't really successful, but I'm saving up cash atm to give it another try.
What is is that you did then? Come on just say it, it's an anonymous board.
>>29645426
Try MyLikes.com - you get paid for clicks to your links. Do this >>29643084 but instead of promoting CPA offers, promote the MyLikes links and everytime ppl click on the links you get paid
>>29644839
yea i was playing back then, quit when that happened. only started up recently again. bovada is currently the best site for us players, then america's cardroom is 2nd best.
yes it's harder than it used to be, but still possible to pull ahead
>>29645426
Google Ad sense is by far the best but they can be strict about the content you put the ads next to. Ad sense is what pays youtubers.
Clickbank was maybe even better than ad sense back in the day but they got strict. You earn commission on sold digital products on clickbank so you can make a 75% commision on a person buying some $30 software.
Exoclick is the best adult content one.
>>29644812
determining how much you're making per hour at these low stakes isnt really important. as long as you're going up over the long term you're doing good. you need to be prepared to put in at least like 8 hours a day playing + time spent learning.
it's never been illegal except for i think a few states where its banned. sites just weren't doing everything by the books as far as banking transactions were concerned.
>>29645382
>>29645425
Simplified
I divide my money into groups then I wait to buy when stocks that I'm looking at have those bad days. I automate the selling process to sell it at a higher price point. That's why I have groups, cause some will take a little longer to get to that price point.
>>29644812
oh and for stakes i play tournies so for my current 2k bankroll i would play up to $40 SNGs and $20 MTTs. 4-6 tables at a time
I write and self publish erotica for primarily old women to read. Its low quality but they don't give a fuck so they buy into it.
They're short stories too, around 8000 - 10000 words. Max I've done is only like 15000 then I sell a bunch in bundles for like $5 and get quite a bit.
>>29643546
Camwhoring is pretty darn good for earning money. In all honesty, you don't have to be a Chad to do it, the people I've seen on the Chaturbate front page. You just gotta be decent really. My friend used to do it and they got a ton of money. All you need to be is a young male, you don't even have to be that hot, you can even be fat because then you hit a fetish. As long as you're young, old men love spending tokens on their barely legal guys.
For Chaturbate, every 50 tokens is a dollar. My friend on an average night got around 500 tokens, I've seen the top guys get like 1 - 2k tokens though, I read up and if you keep going at it and grow your user base, you'll get around 700 - 800 tokens a night. So if you do that every night, since its just sitting around browsing the computer, talking to some people and jacking off, that's around 14 - 16 dollars a night.
>>29636517
I spent about 18 months writing erotica a couple of years ago. Came out with about 50 titles in the 6000-10000 word range.
Still have $200-$300 per month coming in every month like clockwork from them.
Not living money sure, but it's also zero effort money, which is nice.
>>29645526
It's not going to even help you because it won't do you any good if you just copy. You will never keep your site maintained unless you give a fuck about it.
The general categories of my sites are pirating and adult.
>>29645554
Cool, thanks anon. I have money at bovada already that I use to bet sports...they started giving me sharp lines though which sucks. I'll have to try some poker there. I used to be really into it, I used poker tracker with a heads up display. I don't think I'm cut out for the crazy multi tabling some people do though.
>>29642191
I checked Linden Dollars (SL currency) conversion rates and he gets 4 dollars per penis.
There are also people who slut themselves on SL. So anyone in ERP, or wanna camwhore but they're too afraid to show their face, that may be an option for you.
>>29645636
1k a month playing full time just isn't worth it, and there must be a point of diminishing return as you go up in stakes and the tables get harder.
>>29645786
I'm >>29645742
I do short story erotica too. $1 - $2 each and and around $5 for bundles. I've heard you have to keep going at it for the money to keep coming in. Even if you're not writing, with promoting it etc.
playing online poker on bovada
if youre good and play the correct way there are a lot of bad players
>>29645863
thats just what it averaged out to because when i started with $100 i was playing $2 tournies. it's an investment, you're not going to make worthwhile money until you have a decent ~20k bankroll or so.
they don't get linearly more difficult as you move up. there's people that just have more disposable income from their real jobs.
you can actually watch poker on twitch for people playing for the big bucks, seen 100k+ wins on there. their opponents still make really awful decisions at these stakes.
Bump to the top
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>>29646212
nice anon,
i threw few 50 dollar buy in on there two weeks ago, now im around ~800..
mainly grinding 25plo and 50nl cash games, some tournies in there to mix is up
amazing how bad people are at plo
I never liked poker as an income source. Poker needs too much work and isn't guaranteed money. Eventually you come up against other sharks doing the same thing you are doing. You should think more long term when you pick something.
>>29643084
Do you have to manually follow and unfollow people with the extension?
How do you automate the affiliate posts?
>>29646842
I understand anon but I play poker because I love the game.
you put a few hundred into it starting out if you have the potential to be good, you practice and learn while slowly creating a bankroll. eventually you start dealing with thousands of dollars using proper bankroll management, it's just money there to grab and if you like the game it's fun.
You treat it as a hobby like a video game, not as your job.
Thats why i'm getting a cs degree, still barely know whats going on
pic related, plo pot i just one, both all in on flop, he made the mistake.
>>29647037
that's 60/40 on the flop in favor of the hand with the queens mate
he has so many outs. runner runner straight, flush draw, two pairs that can make trips,
>>29647219
nah when we flipped over on the flop, it was saying I had higher chance slightly, it shows you the percentage underneath. he made the mistake
>>29645967
Yeah it does trail off after a while - I'm not bringing in what I did when I was active, but the long tail of the $2-3 hundred per month has been amazingly steady. Of course that's mostly of ITunes, B&N etc. The new Amazon per page payments pretty much fucked me on there - you really do have to keep grooming it I think.
For those doing the stocks, what programs do you use to do it and how do you work out your buy and sell points?
>>29645786
So you gave it to a publisher? How does one even get it to a decision maker of a publishing company?
One method of making money is setting up one of those websites that has links to streams for tv shows. You don't actually host them but instead upload them to like gorilla vid etc so hosting cost is really low. Spam your site up with ads/pop unders for good cash from ads. Easy to make a few hundred a month passive income from it.
I have no attentions span to do anything online other than watch TV, fap and shitpost. Which runs counter to my desire to have multiple ongoing passive income streams so I can be wealthy and go outside and have fun every day.
>>29647588
I use TDAmeritrade since they have a feature that'll allow you to buy/sell stocks when they hit a price point. It's $10 a trade though but it's worth it. I paid over $500 last year with was nothing compared to how much I made. I tried robinhood, it's free but right it's strictly trading no real features. There are other programs but haven't tried them yet
>>29647624
i know that fellio m8
considering doing nofap for a short time just to get the energy to do some of the stuff itt
I'm surprised no one has mentioned actual sustainable online jobs. I've made an easy ~25k last year working a maximum of 25 hours a week. Doing mindless jobs on Mechanical Turk, Microsoft's UHRS and LeapForce. Best part is I don't have to interact with a single human being. By easy I mean laying in bed clicking away while watching Netflix, Youtube or listening to comfy music while sipping on some tea. If you live in the US there is no excuse not to be making at least a few hundred a month from the sites I listed.
If you don't live in the US then UHRS and LeapForce are probably your only options, but they aren't as lucrative for whatever reason, but still, you can make a small amount of money every week for a few hours.
>>29636517
i make about $600 a fortnight in porn commissions
>>29647592
Nah you can do it all yourself - go to kdp.amazon.com. It's pretty easy. For other online publishers a good link is draft2digital.com.
Self pub is the way to go. There's legit money in it if you attract readers.
>>29647729
What do you do though? Just checked it looks like computer related shit?
>>29647749
howoregonos
>>29647749
uh, people pay me to draw porn for them
Oops, sorry
this >>29647818
was a response for you>>29647800
>>29647592
I should add - shell out $5 for one of the I Made A Billion Dollars Writing Dirty Stories ebooks, not because you'll make a billion dollars but because it will walk you through the process of setting up your accounts, cover creation, marketing to whatever degree you want to etc. It's a minor investment to get a guide to all that stuff which can be confusing at first.
>>29647871
Thanks.
So your book had a cover? I'm assuming its Fabio on there
>>29647769
Hard to explain unless you actually see the work yourself. Basically you are asked to judge or give your opinion on new and upcoming apps or services for UHRS. For instance, one job I do is review the accuracy of Micro$oft's Siri. If it's right I don't do shit and just submit it and if it's wrong I highlight the word that's wrong or misspelled. Still get paid either way.
MTurk is a little different, you'll mostly be doing surveys that you can bullshit your way through and get paid a few dollars for. It can get tedious at times but I remind myself I'm in the comfort of my own home and can stop whenever I feel like it. Hope this helped a little bit.
>>29647800
Get deviantart.
Post art.
People like art.
Say you're open for commissions.
Post prices.
Say you're open for lewds.
Done.
>>29647988
Gotcha, do they pay by the hour or per job
>>29644422
>I just graduated and I make around 6-9k a month.
yeah right...sure you do, kid.
>>29648087
Per job, go slow at first, and read the instructions for each job because you can get banned permanently if you fuck up too much.
Godspeed anon
>>29644781
and they call me a parasite for sitting in my small room, playing games and not hurting anyone!
i hope this world goes to hell soon.
>>29648182
He's got money but he doesn't have dignity
>>29645363
>Made over a million dollars
you must be below 18 and not know the real world if you think we fall for your childish fantasies.
>>29645450
buymystupidebook.com
stop lying you pathetic scamming scum!
>>29647871
Alternatively: https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticauthors/
I would fork out money though, but for me it would be for a good cover making website/program, rather than using say... Amazon's cover designer. A good cover changes everything.
I've tried most of the stuff mentioned in this thread over the years in my quest to understand business. Some of it does work and you do earn money, however the money usually isn't enough to justify the effort. In my experience: to make money on the Internet you need to build an actual business that simply uses the Internet as a sales front so all the standard lessons in business apply. It doesn't have to be a brick and mortar business and it also doesn't need to be a fancy startup / tech service. All it needs to do is give people something they want, in an area with relatively high demand and little competition.
A lot of business in that regard is just finding the right idea and doing it at the right time so it blows up. At the moment: the idea I'm working on is a niche software development business and I've already found a few clients. We're in the process of expanding this with better marketing but we only have two guys working on this (including myself) and the other guy I met on /biz/ if you can believe it. A third person would be ideal so if anyone with some coding skills wants to come join something with momentum and is motivated to work let me know.
The company where I work allows a lot of people work from home, we operate in 180+ countries with 140k+ employees
I am in a offshore team, and my only manager is from US. So she is ok with me working from home 3 days a week. Local manager are in a different floor so no one would even notice if I work from home every day.
Better yet, I'm just a clerk and do some excel reports. Work 2hours top a day
I love working from home, literally every robot's dream
I want to learn how to develop websites and app to become a freelancer, and work from home every single day
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>>29648248
I'm 28. I started when I was 19.
>>29648366
600k / 9 = 66k/year.
meh
>>29648390
So he didn't have any living expenses? Rent? Or paid taxes?
>>29648311
I can write code. What do you need specifically?
better version 325436
>>29648366
Alright genius math nerd let me know when you make 30k a month.
tfw no motivation to do any of these things so I just convince myself they're a waste of time
>>29648406
He's just being a neckbeard. There is a trial and error factor to it. I didn't start out on day 1 making bank.
>>29648456
meant to quote >>29648390
>>29645786
Maybe I should give this a try. I can write for hours and hours when I'm on speed. That's also when I get really horny, kinky, and creative. It's like amphetamine was made for this line of work. From my calculations, you were only typing up like 750 words a day, which is definitely doable for me.
How much money were you making when you were at your prime, churning all these out? How long does it take until you're making a decent profit? I guess I'll just have to get the book you suggested, because I think this could be a good gig for me.
>>29648417
We're looking for a third founder, basically, so this isn't like a normal job where you work only one role. There's a lot that needs to be done to build a business so anyone who joins us would have to be comfortable doing multiple things. This is also early stage so payment would have to be in equity until we accept a decent project. Most of the current work is in marketing and building a brand so we don't have to slave away on terrible projects with terrible budgets. We do have clients who are interested but obviously we need a good team first before we accept any work.
>>29648532
Do you ERP? If you ERP may as well do it for money.
>>29648473
Just work in the meantime. Once you start losing motivation you'll find something you like
Steam Market is a pretty easy way to make some money DESU. I've made 45k in the past 2.5 years and I only do it while waiting in queue for CS:GO games top kek m8.
Might have to do more than that if you are living alone and have absolutely no neetbux.
>>29648602
>Work in the meantime
I'm NEET, buddy
>>29648473
they are a waste of money.
time invested to reward ration is almost the same as with wageslavery.
best way to make money from home is to fake mental disability and get subsidized housing.
life's good then :)
>>29648609
true I know this fucking kid who is not even 18 yet and he has had $400 worth knives in his inventory
he doesnt even speak english, and keep trading
he sold me a couple skins for very cheap
he probably has a thousand $ in his paypal balance now
he doesnt have a US bank account so he cant retrieve it, only buy stuff online thru paypal
>>29643546
>making 8-12k/month
>only started a few weeks ago
nigger, do you know how time works?
>>29648619
keep telling yourself that fagit
>>29648670
fucking kek
delusional fag got exposed
>>29648585
Yeah, I ERP quite a lot. I've been doing it since I was like 16, so maybe I might be good at writing shitty pulp stuff. I'm just a little intimidated, because writing a book seems like it'd be a lot more difficult than just exchanging messages for a couple hours with someone. I haven't really read a lot of erotic short stories, let alone any books, so I'm not really sure about the kind of structure I'd use for this kind of thing. Are people just colliding into each other, fucking?
>Mary opens door and sees Simon in just his knickers
>Simon pounds Mary's roast-beef pussy
>Mary falls asleep after her thunderous orgasm, but Simon fancies himself a snack
>Simon walks into the kitchen and sees Richard spraying whipped cream all over his nipples and genitals
>Simon licks the fluffy cream off of Richard's ballsack and taint, then moves his way up to sucking on his big throbbing cock
>satisfied with a belly full of creme, Simon fixes himself a sandwich
>Richard decides to go take the dog out for a bit
>while they are walking, the dog starts humping Richard's leg
>Richard lets the dog mount him, the full knot and all
>etc., etc.
>>29648700
4 grand a week? how'd you pull that off? porn im guessing?
>>29648700
am i supposed to be impressed by that?
drug lord make much more then that, doesn't mean i'd want to sell my soul to satan to be like them.
Loser.
>>29648643
My inventory is currently worth about 7k. Cashed out a lot through OPskins. If anyone is looking to get in now is a good time. Prices are low as the summer sale is in full effect, kiddies are selling items undercutting each other to buy games.
Also OPskins and BITskins practically make CSGO items liquid now. Much easier to turn into cash than they were several years ago.
The market isn't as easy as using E-Trade but, you can get WAY better margins. I invested 25 cents into a sticker in 2014 and its now worth $450 straight cash (I regret selling the others for only a 10000% ROI or $250 each). Also 99.9% of assets on the steam market have increased over time. Very few things will decrease as the way the item drops are setup.
>>29648700
Man, I hate successful people.
>>29647932
Just stock art attractive women looking aroused, or in suggestive poses with men. Can't make it look too porny or the storefronts get mad. Add some text in photoshop, a few gradients and whatnot, and it's all artistic like.
>>29648770
>he has morals
>>29648835
>he thinks money and self destructive harm will make him happy over eternal life, everlasting joy and walking on streets of gold.
wretched delusional slave.
>>29648854
>money and self destructive harm
>streets of gold
i dont get it
unless it some heaven thing
>>29648761
Porn blogs.
>>29648854
>buying into the religion meme
shiggy
>>29648880
So you write articles or just link porn vids?
>>29648865
darkness can never understand such things.
>>29648727
Read up a few books on writing fiction. It's not that hard to do pulp. But there's got to be a story. Otherwise it's just a medical textbook.
What's a story? Someone wants something. But they can't get it. Then they do stuff and eventually they do get it. Hooray for them. Conflict is essential. Read a story you like and step back to watch what's happening in the dialog. Are they good bits an information dump or are they conflict? Back and forth, disagreeing, insulting, arguing, agreeing, then disagreeing again.
Then eventually everyone fucks.
>>29648727
Its quantity over quality, they'll accept low quality writing as long as its hot. What I legit do is after I ERP is I don't copy/paste but I inspire it off that.
>>29648928
I made a tumblr. I gave it a theme like men in boxer briefs, I reblogged a bunch of pictures, queued it up for a year, added ads, followed people, let it go.
50 times.
>>29649352
I feel like there's some things you're leaving out.
>>29649033
Well damn, I didn't think I'd have to take a creative writing class just to get into it. I thought I was just writing shitty smut. I've tried to write some stories a few times, but I never get very far with them. I guess I'll study some fiction writing stuff. The biggest problem I always have is that I don't know what to talk about. Whenever something happens, usually I can only stretch it out to be a paragraph long, and then I'm just left there wondering, "Okay... now what?" Maybe if I get a better grasp on the fundamentals of storytelling, it'll be easier for me.
>>29649352
Ah, and I'm guessing you primarily use Exoclick since it's less restrictive (aka NSFW content is allowed) then Adsense? Any tips for someone starting out trying to make money with Tumblr blogs? (Besides just following the advice you gave, ie make a blog, reblog tons of content, load of queue for a year, enable ads, repeat fifty times.)
Tumblr blog guy is trolling you. It's a different person.
>>29649896
>It's a different person.
Yeah you're probably right, though I have heard people make a couple hundred dollars a month off running tons of adsense blogs, which might not seem like much to most people but that would be amazing for a NEET like me.
>>29648700
Can you explain what you do for this company? I looked them up and they are based in Barcelona and I don't see any work from home opportunities.
>>29648609
I wish I knew more vidya you could make money from. It's almost a dream come true.
Anyone have any experiences with this? My little brother once sold a LoL account to some other kid once, but account-selling online always looked kinda shady and like a good way to get scammed.
I wanted to start online t-shirt business for a while now. It's not THAT hard but it requires some time to earn if you don't want to invest.
Do any of you want to join me?
>>29650261
where do you get your stocks from? Do you have contacts with a supplier? How long does it take for your stock to reach? How do you plan to compete with a billion other blogshops? What makes you different from them? What is your price point?
>>29650012
CS:GO is probably the easiest game to make money on DESU. You can sell accounts, but it is very shady as most of those companies forbid people to sell accounts.
I used to sell WoW accounts as I knew some fast ways to level and actually enjoyed questing as different races/classes/zones. Honestly the time put into that was well below minimum wage. But I was in highschool at the time and had nothing else to do, but it paid for my wow subscription and some more.
Steam market is easier though because its not shady at all as Valve actually supports it. The sites you have to cash out on for real cash are quite reputable too now. CS:GO items are becoming more and more liquid and I think it could be the next second life (aka a bunch of normies try to strike it rich by purchasing stuff for sale they have no idea about, while all the nerds get rich)
>>29639155
How much do you make annually from that?
>>29636517
If you know how to assemble a comp you can do that for a living. Buy parts for 1500 sell them assembled for 2000
>>29650261
possibly anon
>>29650285
Haha, this is where it gets interesting. I'm going to dropship. The internet is full of t-shirt fulfillment services. Once a client places an order in my website it goes to the t-shirt company instantly. Now, I can't earn much this way. BUT it doesn't cost anything and helps to build some kind of capital to continue.
>>29650298
how would someone whos not good at keyboard and mouse do this?
>inb4 git gud
>>29650285
how is it different from the other dropshippers? Would the t-shirts generate enough popularity for dropshipping?
>sorry for bombarding you with questions, but if you want to start an entrepreneurship, you have to tackle the hard questions
>>29650405
>>29650456
noblox,very original
>>29650406
What part were you referring to? The WoW part was mainly learning, reading guides. Not sure if thats even possible anymore, I don't play WoW but during my time I remember they were always trying to crack down on account/gold selling.
Steam market doesn't actually require you to play any of the games or even OWN the games. You might have to buy a game or two to use the market, but after that you can just study the different items and learn how to buy and sell them. Now is honestly a good time to buy. I honestly started with a $75 gift card.
>>29650298
I'de be down for that if CS wasn't so fucking boring. It used to be fun back in the early 2000's but not anymore.
I'm mad as hell CoD4's competitive scene didn't get as famous.
>>29636517
Kek'd at self-improvement
>>29650490
>What part were you referring to
the cs go part, i was asking because if i tried it i didnt want it to end up being a RMT scenario
>>29642539
Mah nigga.
Doing proofreading with translations. Requires not being a monolingual meritard ofc
>>29650492
Yeah, I guess I don't play quite as much as I used to. I have taken breaks from the game and still invested while playing other games. Just need to know the basics of CS:GO market and CS:GO.
I guess my point is if you have no other options and are looking to make some money, whether it be to fund a steam game addiction or make a living its doable.
>>29650456
I have a very specific niche that I know pretty well. To this day I couldn't find a decent t-shirt to buy (in that niche), so I see it as an opportunity.
There are two problems though:
1. How to create a decent design(I have the skills, I guess)
2. How to reach the right people without spending money
But I like this idea because I could start right now. I don't need a single dollar to invest. The only thing I need is time. But as a NEET I have more than enough of it.
>>29647278
You got lucky with an ace on the river.
>>29650641
>How to reach the right people
if you know the niche this shouldnt be too hard
id ask what it is but you probably want to keep it a secret
>>29650641
>1
if you don't know whether your design is appealing, you are already missing your most crucial step to succeed. Unless you have validation (not your parents), you won't even come close to making it
>2
Use methods to push your website to the top of the google search pages. Any following profit is to be poured into cheap ads.
>>29638913
>confirmed for never having a job before
Lmao do you even know how pain in the ass that shit is if you go from neet to self employed? It's different if you're a qualified tradesman but you obviously aren't, matter of fact I bet you haven't done any real work besides fuck your own dad and get dinner that night.
>>29648700
I just had a look at this site and I'm clueless as to how you make money from it or how it actually even works.
What do you do for that $4k a week?
>>29649352
>queued it up for a year
What does this mean? Let the content accumulate?
>>29650780
On tumblr you can make posts and then set those posts to actually be posted to your blog on a certain date and time, it's called queuing.
>>29650693
Well yeah, it's not that hard to be honest. The niche is radical nationalism/traditionalism related. It seems like there's plenty of these designs, but believe me, it's shit. No one wants to work in this niche because of muh racism tho.
>>29650864
could always try /pol/
or maybe make normmafags think its ironic
irony is a magical thing
>>29636517
It requires A) something that you are smart at
and B) the ability to talk to people and at least hold a conversation
C) is planning and without it you don't get a continuous income stream
>>29648473
>go on normie game
>hey anybody have a mic??
>yeah
>build friends and more friends
>manipulate
>draw comics for normies
third bump, might not be necessary but i dont give shit
>>29649352
how many blogs do you have at this point?
>>29648340
These sites selling ebooks use the same format.
Don't forget the pop-up page when you try to close the page.
>>29650324
$0, making shit up on 4chan isn't a profitable career.
>>29636517
Carding (very illegal)
Sell drugs online (probably very illegal)
Program shit
Make websites/blogs, get ad revenue.
Listed in order of profitability
