>parents have guests over
>Come say hello to my friends Anon!
>so anon, you have a gf?
>Oh look who finally gets out of his room! *everyone laughs*
>Sitting in room and start to get extremely hungry, but too sperg to leave room while guests are over
>>29634699
>hey anon, this is your cousin chad
>he'll be sleeping in your room for a few days
>Mumble Mumble anon lazy mumble mumble failure mumble mumble HEY ANON , speak of the devil!
>>29634987
I DON'T WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL ANYWAYS
FUCK YOU HAPPY MULTICULTURAL FAMILY
>>29634699
>anon, did cat ate your tongue?
>give her a hug
>give her a hug
>giver her a hug
>>29634924
this is the singular thing that immediately makes me fantasize about how would i go about killing everyone in the room.
fucking christ.
>>29634699
>*uncle comes in*
>*knocks you with his elbow*
>"How's that girl thing is going for you anon? Have you find any cutie? Your parents are expecting grandchildren.
>"B-but uncle, i-it's hard to find any good girl"
>"Ah, just take simple girl then"
>are you just waking up?
>>29634699
>Anon do you have a job yet? Your cousin Chad just got a new job.
>guest in my room sucking my dick
>Well anon , it's been a while you've seen your cousins Tracy and Chad
>How about you guys go walk the dog together?
>anons doing what he does best, nothing!
>its a vampire!
>sorry to wake you sleeping beauty!
>some of us actually work for a living!
>Anon , take Xavier to your room.
>He wants that new video game you got yesterday
>room doesn't have lock
>parent's friends come over to stay for a few weeks
>they have a disabled child
>wake up one day
>see him tinkering with my old laptop
>>29634699
>all he does is sleep 16 hours a day and eat all the food
oh hey anon coming to join us for dinner?
Only guest my family used to have come over was my uncle. He was cool as fuck. Wish he was still around.
>>29635184
This little kid pisses me off for some reason
>>29634699
>tfw only living family is mother and father
>>29635184
>Xavier
Who the fuck names their kid fucking Xavior.
Like this is Xmen or some shit.
>>29634962
Awesome. He'll be fucking some girls in there and they're bound to leave some panties behind along with pussy juice on the sheets
>tfw hardly any living relatives my parents keep contact with
>pop a 5mg xanax bar and ignore them
Rape all guests. That'll show then to have guests.
Perfect time to hang myself and shock the guests
>wifes family has alternating gatherings a couple times a year
>I am one of the few people in the family who actually owns anything resembling a house
>"Lets do it at Anon and Annette's!"
>they are all low-brow rednecks who ride 4 wheelers , suck at money, drink and smoke
Ugh its fucking horrible. Actually its fucking horrible no matter whose house its at but mine is worst. My literal safe space, invaded. I have never once invited coworkers over here and i dont mind her parents, but shes the only one who does this shit.
Oh well. At least I know more about guns and own better ones than any of them
>>29635435
>wife
GET OUT OF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29635435
>wife
Why are you here anon? You dont resemble a robot.
>>29635435
>wife
fuck outta here, faggot.
>>29635435
Gtfo human
>>29634699
>and here is anon's room
>anon please be a good boy and salute our guests
>and open the windows smells like piss and rotten eggs here
>come and join us for the dinner you stay all day in that room at your pc
>go see the guests because mom told me so
>parents and guests start mocking me and making fun of me in a 'lighthearted' manner having fun among themselves
>they wonder why I never bother staying or voluntarily show up
>>29634699
you need to say hello at the beginning before it's become too awkward when you come out of your room after an hour.
>>29635435
>WIFE
mron gnikcuf<
