>Wears a choker
>Loves Harely Quinn
>teehee I'm such a nerd
there is literally nothing wrong with being a basic bitch
>>29633622
>implying all bitches aren't basic
>takes 4 hours to apply makeup
>>29633668
And the knight is victourous again!
>posts selfies on social media
>jumps on bandwagons
>leg day memes
>>29633705
so you concede? very well
>orders complicated drinks from Starbucks
>yoga pants/leggings/tights + brown boots combo
>>29633760
>yoga pants
No. Yoga pants are essential fembot attire.
>marilyn monroe posters
>pop art
>painted nails
>pink stuff
>>29633780
>the preferred clothing of choice for Stacies and sorority girls
>essential fembot attire
>implying women can be robots
>listens to twenty one pilots, halsey, or melanie martinez
>shops at hot topic
>chokers
>uses instagram
stop describing my sister ree
>likes facebook/9gag """""""""memes"""""""""
>I LOOOVE chipotle
>listens exclusively to top 40 music
>favorite show is gilmore girls/pretty little liars
>favorite movie is sweet home alabama
>uses social media
all you need to know
Basic bitches are the beste
>>29633780
Any slut clothes are for basic bitches, yoga pants are slut clothes.
>She bites her nails
>I'm a gamer lol
>haha I play CoD I'm such a nerd xD
>pokemon is shit
Have you played the recent games? BW redeems the series.
>lol no I haven't played since red. The original 150 were the best. There's literal garbage and an icecream cone.
>doesn't list cooking as there hobbies
>lol its 2016 women don't have to be slaves to the kitchen. No I don't know how to make chicken let's just eat out instead :)
I'm not even gonna lie. i'm probably the biggest "plain jane" there ever was.
>lived in the countryside til I was 15 so I didn't wear make up. thus now at age 23 I still don't know how to put it on
>90% of the pants that I own are blue jeans, the other 10% are basket ball shorts for sleeping in and being comfy
>the only shoes I own are three pairs of "runners"
>everyday is a ponytail or praid day
>glasses are probably 3 years out of style
>>29634713
Pls be gf please
>>29634713
with all the other girls trying way to hard to stand out from the rest that are trying way to hard to stand, being plain makes you stand out.
If any of that ^ makes sense.
>Likes Ed Sheernan, Lana del Rey, The Weekend or any other trendy artist
>Cares about makeup brands
>Takes way too many pictures
>Cares about tabloid garbage, any social media trend, or uses hashtags
>Likes Starbucks, Chipotle, or any assorted basic bitch places
I know there is more but I can't remember
Attention "fembots"
You're as basic as all these supposed bitches you hate so much.
>>29634713
>I'm a girl
>Give me attention
Alright, here you go.
>>29634713
i'm like this too except rural area until my 20's and sans ponytail. i never learned to properly put my hair up or braid it, so it just flies and frizzes everywhere.
my glasses are also men's glasses from 4 yrs ago.
>>29634865
Females can't be robots, case closed
>>29634805
>>29634820
You firsty betas can't even let the post go 10 minutes can you?
I knew a girl that wore a choker. She was hot as fuck.
>>29634820
Not her but that is a load of bullshit. Women who don't glob pretty colors onto their face and wear feminine or revealing clothing are 100% invisible.
>>29634984
>are 100% invisible to Chads
Fixed
>>29634915
My grandma taught me to braid it. it was something I'd practice over and over just because of how boring living on a farm can be. its pretty much the only somewhat nice hairstyle I know how to do, only because I practiced it for 10+ years. I have no idea how to work a straightener or curler.
>enjoys the work of Alan Moore
>listens to psychedelic rock/metal, Tom Waits, Underworld
>browses music stores and actually purchases physical media with monetary wealth
>uses instagram
>engages in arts and crafts of any description
>jobless and no prospects
>...but won't suck dick because she thinks she's worth more than that
>uses makeup at all
>even the tiniest bit of makeup
Women like this are sad.
>>29635049
My dick is physically hard right now
>>29634709
>>pokemon is shit
>Have you played the recent games? BW redeems the series.
>>lol no I haven't played since red. The original 150 were the best. There's literal garbage and an icecream cone.
This will never not trigger me. And not only when girls do it, fucking retarded chads saying this drive me so fucking angry.
>>29633780
>fembot
>Believing roasties
>>29634713
What anime is that?
Leave me alone robot.
>>29635085
>listens to psychedelic rock/metal, Tom Waits, Underworld
Where are these women who listen to Tom Waits and Underworld? I want to meet one
>>29633622
>She don't swallow kids
Man that hoe basic
>believes in gender equality
>wants to get married at some point
>>29635049
my grandma used to build little shelters for animals with me, but never taught me anything feminine.
my mom made me use a straightener and i just ended up burning my hair to the point that it killed it and some fell out.
>>29635211
phantom world, or phantom colors... i think. its from Kyoani but its actually pretty bad. its from winter, their most forgettable anime to date.
>>29633780
So what's the difference between a basic bitch and a fembot?
>watches anime
>pretends to have "weird" fetishes like yaoi, yuri, shota and whatever the fuck
>cosplays
>has had several boyfriend and lots of sex but pretends to be an innocent 2D waifu
>owns a sex toy
>has only read haruki murakami's shittiest novel Norwegian Wood
>pretends to have mental illnesses like anxiety and depression
>loves zelda
>if she doesn't know zelda, her favorite games include the witcher 3, skyrim , fallout and whatever flavor of fps.
>favorite super hero is batman
>sits on the couch watching netflix
>dtf whenever
>doesn't care about makeup
>loves pizza
>just needs to be fed and given attention here and there
>>29635085
>purchases physical media with monetary wealth
>Not having a physical collection
Pleb.
>>29635315
Worse than Amagi Brilliant Park?
>>29634713
To be honest, most men don't care about makeup, it's other women who do. It's more of a magical confidence building placebo than anything else, girls believe they're more beautiful with the makeup on, so they act like they're more beautiful and they get more guys. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You could just as easily believe your lucky rabbit's foot makes you more beautiful and it would have the exact same effect.
>>29634713
>country grill
>doesn't wear makeup
>likes to dress comfy
Fug, are you trying to make me fall in love?
>Madoka is perfection.
>Tfw you will never fuck her insanely innocent, tight, sopping wet cunt.
>>29635389
yes. at least amagi you could say had an overall story and slight character development.
One of these. Literally the only kind of back pack they will wear to school/college.
Chokers are so goddamn ugly. Mainly the tattoo ones. They cost like 0.02 and they look like that.
I'm a fucking fashion police and I think it's bad enough.
>>29636071
Plastic chokers are shit, but actual fabric ones are absolutely cute
>>29636146
You know what makes better choker?My dick.
>>29635322
basic bitches actually exist
>>29633622
But chokers are hot though
>>29636006
that looks like a grumpy old man's face
>>29634713
>have feminist friend
>wears makeup whenever she goes out
>tell her there's no reason for it especially if you're not trying to impress one
>"yes I do because women who don't wear makeup are treated worse by society"
>refuses to not wear makeup
>keeps spending money on and supporting cosmetics
>actually hopes society will be at a point where men have to wear makeup in 10 years
>refuses to see the irony in her logic
>>29636259
this
chokers are hot
i am beginning to think that this "red flags" and "basic bitch" meme is a way of cataloging attractive things and then denigrating them
>red flags
>she has big tits
>she's low maintenance
>>29636273
>actually hopes society will be at a point where men have to wear makeup in 10 years
>refuses to see the irony in her logic
she's been brainwashed hard by the cosmetics industry
ITT: /r9k/ proves that "basic bitch" has no real meaning other than a girl doing/wearing things that I don't like
>>29636261
notice a resemblance?
>>29636330
Why would that prove Basic Bitch has no meaning rather than /r9k/ isn't a hivemind with a set definition of a thing?
Basic Bitches are still a valid label despite us spergs casing wide nets
>>29636241
A quality, original, and overall good post
>>29635372
>reaction927.png
How many do you have?
>>29636336
needs a moustache
>>29633622
>constantly and shamelessly uploads photos of self on the internet
>can't speak of anything intellectual
>shallow
>odd voice/tone/speech
>>29636288
I don't like big tits though
Best gf is skinny as fuck, low maintenance and wears a choker
>>29636499
928. I won't show you it.
>>29636499
Kek, here, this is my latest one.
>>29633622
>has a little V symbol next to their twitter name, indicating that they are a vegan and want everyone to know
>>29634713
You obviously don't know what a basic bitch is if you think that's basic bitch.
And yes I know you're a guy.
>>29634713
Be my gf please
Please reply to me
>>29634709
>>29635102
What's wrong with OG150 pokemon? If anything, being fans of 1st gen would show that they're bigger fans of the series than just buying the newest game in the series to fit in.
Is basic bitch the female version of normalfag?
>>29637113
lol no real fans appreciate that there are good pokemon in each gen and dont pretend like ONLY first gen was good, these are almost always people who want to fit in but dont actually want to put in the time to play any of the games
>>29637178
no the female version of a normalfag is fembot, the female version of a robot (inb4 doesnt exist) is just robot, and basic bitch is another word for stacie
