>>29631431
Hire a team of people on craigslist to fart in your face.

>>29631517
Do you have something quicker in mind?

share needles with heroin addicts. they're bound to have something

Public transportation.

>>29631573
I just want a day off, I am not quite ready for death yet

>>29631609
Would have to lick the seats to get sick.
I do not have autism :(

>>29631628
just fucking call out then, holy shit

>>29631431
Get really sweaty and wash you faec fith cold water.
Jump into the river while you are sweating.
Stand on the wind without headgear.
Walk barefoot on ceramic floor.
Spend time beneath active air conditioner.
Stop eating vegetables and fruits.
Eat ice cream.
Eat food from freezer.
Eat a raw potato.
Undercook your eggs.
Don't drink distilled or spring water.
Don't obey the 5 second rule.
Shake hands with people.
Touch door knobs.
Touch toilet.
Touch animals.
Touch poor people.
Stand near a gypsy.
Stand near a jew.
Don't wash yourself after standing around a black person.
Don't wash hands.
Bite finger nails.
Bite toe nails.
Eat boogers.
Eat raw meat.
Eat raw eggs.
And most importantly, don't pray to god.
That's what my babushka always told me to avoid. Trust me, I'm from Balkan.

>>29631431
participate in a gloryhole

Go into a public toilet and french kiss everything in there.
Maybe french kiss some hobos too.

Walk around an airport, bound to get sick.

>>29631431
Stay up for about 36+ hours. Or at least the entire night. Totals your immune system but you generally recover after sleeping again. Why you want to get off work senpai?

>>29631431
be born with a disease

>>29631431
Give yourself to older men over craigslist and have raw sex. You should also get money out of this.

Go to India, sickness guaranteed