Heh. You finally arrived... I was beginning to think you chickened out.
*unsheathes legendary ninja blade*
I've been waiting a long time for this, kid...
>>29630882
Sorry, I really just see you as a friend.
>>29630923
Heh... you think you are my friend. I haven't known the warmth of friendship since I was a boy. The way of the blade has made me cold and dead inside.
Now stand and prove yourself a worthy challenge!
>>29630882
*Rolls out revolver*
*Squints*
You feeling lucky, punk?
>>29630882
Lol. I love this meme. What is it called? Cringe-worthy fedora wearing katana nerd?
>>29630882
I'd heard you'd lost your memory... Who do you think taught you to wield that blade, boy?
*draws uchigatana
*takes battle stance
Sorry kid, wish it could've gone differently.
Listen here you little faggot
>>29630882
"Heh nice little knife you have there"
*pulls out gun and shoots self in the head fatally killing themselves*
>>29630973
I.. I know how you feel, I too have grown accustomed to nothingness, an endless void amongst life, A cacoon without a butterfly...
*embraces you*
*sheds single emo tear*
>>29630882
*drops down from above*
Your fedora...
*throws shuriken at fedora*
Won't protect your head forever...
*tip fedora and catch returning shuriken at the same time*
Heh...
>>29631187
Heh... my fedora has been passed down for generations, kid.
It is made out of the strongest ancient metals. Here, I'll show you it's power.
*Throws fedora at your throat, decapitating you instantly*
You're too slow...
>>29630882
MASAKA
Shoots you.
>>29631220
*step out of the shadows*
Ah yes... that ancient fedora of yours is quite a thing indeed.
*picks up fedora from decapitated head*
However... I have a secret. Do you want to hear it, mayhaps?
*throws fedora at your torso cutting you in half instantly*
*smirk*
You are not the only one to possess such a marvelous fedora... I bet you didn't know that now did you. Heh...
>>29631315
*two halves of my body merge back together
Heh, you didn't really think you could kill me did you?
*charges with katana drawn
