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Wow Sir, you must be having it real rough to need a drink at this hour of the morning...

How about I get you something to drink while you tell me what's wrong? Just let me know what you're in for.
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Long Island.

I don't got no job. No future seems like. Waiting to help a friend move some things. Might call it quits by the end of this year. Thanks for opening so early.
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>>29630758
>I don't got no job.

We need some help on the night shift here. Whaddya say?
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>>29630758
Certainly Sir

How I see it Mr Anon, having "a future" is completely what you make of it. No point in worrying about where you're going, as long as you learn to love where you're heading. Never been one to call it quits myself but I completely understand why you'd want to.
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Morning Jaded~
Just give me the usual rum please!~
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I broke up with my girlfriend because I am not interested in her anymore, thinking about hanging out with her made me sick. I don't feel bad at all, I was meant to be alone.

Alcohol for this feel?
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Patron please.

I'm tired of being a tranny with no money. I don't want to prostitute myself like all the others so I'm trying to learn programming since that's the only other thing trannies do. I wish I wasn't a freak and didn't feel so ugly.
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>>29630895
Good Morning Mr Anon 53

Glass of rum, on the rocks. Have you been feeling better since the last time you visited?

>>29630918
Sometimes the connection just isn't there Sir. I can understand being bored with someone, just make sure she's not feeling to down

How about a few shots of B-52? They're creamy and soothing for the mind

>>29630953
Coming right up Ma'am

Chances are you're not as ugly as you think you are. People rate themselves extremely harshly, especially when they have pre-existing self esteem issues. Are you planning on getting some kind of degree first? It'd be difficult to get a job without one.
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>>29630953
Here's your Patron Ma'am. We only have the XO cafe in stock so apologies if you were looking to have the other two flavours
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>>29631004
Eh. Better on the want to kill myself for external reasons but I had an anexity attack yesterday because my ex gf contacted me. I guess Im just really unlucky.

Although my morning thread went well today~ Its nice to have anons that appreciate me trying to inspire joy in them.

How have you been doing?
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>>29631004
>The B-52 (also B52 or Bifi) cocktail is a layered shot composed of a coffee liqueur (Kahlua), an Irish cream (Baileys Irish Cream), and a triple sec (Cointreau).
Wow that actually sounds delicious, Jaded. I might actually swing by a bar and ask for this later
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I'm in a real bar and it is NOT cozy like these threads.

The music's too loud. The stools are uncomfortable. The drinks are horrendously overpriced and they mix them poorly. It's full of normies drinking too much and screaming over the too loud music.

Stop glorifying bars. They suck.
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Got any Porter lad?

stuck fucking working for a construction company, digging up roads. seems like the luck of the irish to be stuck here
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>>29630723
Good morning sir. Can you get a Wild Turkey, neat. I just found out I failed fluid dynamics which voids my scholarship, so I either need to come up with $25k or drop out of uni Make that a wild turkey NEET.
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Hey barkeep, something brewed locally, got to support small business. Be struggling to find a new job, as much as I hate to admit it, my sense of self worth and mental health have taken a batterijg because of it
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>>29631116
I've always imagined the Frog and Feels as being a piano lounge type bar. Soothing piano music while getting to have a few drinks and vent your problems to the bartender or other anons.
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what is your rail bourbon? I'll take a shot on the rocks.
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Can I just a get a water Mr barkeep

I'm dying of loneliness here and I'm not sure how much longer I can keep up this charade.
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I hope none of you mind if I put this on the Jukebox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k

>>29631074
ahhh I see, I know how unpleasant making contact with an ex can be... What did she want?

I saw your thread. Thank you for trying your best.

I've been the same as always Sir, just bored. Don't mind me though

>>29631079
I'll fix you up a few shots now Sir. I'm glad you liked the recommendation

>>29631116
My bar is reserved for robots and feelers only Sir. We only play /comfy/ music, every drink is free and made with care and normies are not allowed in.

Real bars may suck but the Feels Bar is a place for comfy, and you're welcome to come any time

>>29631133
Coming right up Sir

At least you're making some money right? If you really don't enjoy it then it's best to start looking for a new job quickly or else this one will make you miserable.

Alternatively you could attempt to move up in rankings and go for manager? I heard they get paid extremely well

>>29631145
Will do Sir, just let me serve these customers first

25k is a hefty sum of money, I'm not sure if the benefits of redoing the course will outweigh the debt. If it's a career path you truly want to do then maybe it'd be worth it? It's all up to you

>>29631184
I'll see what we have in stock Sir.

I'm sure you'll be able to recover Mr Anon. If you've gotten this far and are still managing to keep going then you can keep moving on. Just one foot after another I always say.

>>29631218
I'll serve you up a few shots of our Rittenhouse in a moment, on the rocks

>>29631239
Coming right up sir

Perhaps you should try making some friends form one of our local friendship threads down the street? Or are you speaking of a different kind of loneliness. One that only a woman can cure?
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>>29631133
And here is your Porter Sir, apologies for the wait
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Whisky, double with a dash of water.

I had a pretty good day. Good food, training went well, injuries are healing. But every night I lay in bed and can't fall asleep; it's too empty.
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>>29631271
Nice choice of song. I have the mobile version as my ringtone at the moment.

She felt the need to tell me that someone I used to know who hates me is now her step brother. I dont know why she thought I'd care but it pisses me off that she'd contact me at all. I won't spew my dumb shit any longer over you anyway. It's bad to keep throwing pity on myself.

Plus I have all the lovely anons who support me in my threads now, I dont need any roasties now. I'm gonna try my best to be their idol if the mods don't keep banning me. I guess my threads are kinda cam-whorish but Im really not looking to get any personal gain from them
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>>29631145
Here you are Sir, sorry for the hold up. This is as NEET as it gets

>>29631298
Coming right up Sir, give me a moment to serve the others first

I'm glad at least one person today is having things go well. I'm sorry about your insomnia though. Any idea where the hole is coming from?
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I told me mam about you, fookin pedo cunt. So you betta gimme a guiness this time! Dont lump me in with that cunt who comes in screaming about his pee pees and poo poos im a fookin adult
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>>29631332
Many thanks, sir. excellent as always.
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>>29631184
How about a pint of our very own home brew? Made by the hard workers of the feels bar

>>29631331
Glad to hear you like it Sir

No no Sir, My job is to serve a drink and provide an ear. Your stories are my duty.
As for her, I feel as if though she messaged you with the sole purpose of bothering you. She must have seen the whole step brother situation as a reason to get in contact with you and attempt to do you harm. Don't let her get to you sir, she's not worth your time if she's trying to pull something like that

>>29631344
Would you like me to fix you up a strong mocktail instead Young Sir? They taste just the same but legal for you to drink

>>29631370
My pleasure Mr Anonymous.
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>>29631218
Rittenhouse, cold and on the rocks for our silent passerby. Sorry for the wait.
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>>29631239
And finally, here is your water Sir. Cold and fresh straight from the springs

>>29631331
Oh my apologies Sir. I didn't finish reading what you've said

It's a noble thing for you to do, even if you get hate from all the anons
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>>29631413
I've already blocked her so we wont be hearing from her ever again I hope. I've got a new manager at work who sees potential in me so things are looking up there at least.

Another rum?
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>>29630723
All my life I've been wanting to study theoretical physics (uni level). Im in my second year, and I need to finish all the first year courses I failed last year. I've completed 4 out of 6 with a passing mark. I've retaken calculus 2 (multi variable) monday, really unsure about the grade, and I'm retaking electricity and magnetism 1 on wednesday. I'm scared as hell I'm going to shatter my hopes amd dreams.
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>>29631560
Here you are, another rum on the rocks

A smart thing to do. Ex's are nothing but trouble

Boy do I know how sitty it is to have a bad manager. Having a good one can really make coming to work feel good. What do you work as Sir? If you don't mind me asking.

>>29631624
Is theoretical physics a topic that comes well to you? I understand liking it a lot but is it something you're also good at? Maybe you can't study it because you're not enjoying the topic as much as you thought you would.
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>>29631724
I'm quite good at it, it's just that the highschool math teaching is just utter shite, and I seem to be struggling (but overcoming) with the rigorous mathematics courses
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>>29631724
I dont mind you asking at all. I'm an It engineer apprentice at the moment. I work the wagekek life in an office in LONDON
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>>29631763
Overcoming? Well then I'm sure you'll be just fine. I know this comes off as really normie but if you believe you can do it and put in the effort, which you seem to be doing then your dream of being a theoretical physicist will easily come true

>>29631811
Jesus that sounds like a well off Job. I can only imagine in a few years your life will be going smoothly if you can find a job. Your suicidal thoughts are bound to stop by then
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>>29630723
>went to cousins birthday last night
>it was ok
>felt like i fit in a bit
>someone recognized me from school
>teased me/called me names
>went down beach from party and drank alone
>should've never went
>nasty hang over and i'm up too early because Chantix
>feelsbadman.zip
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>>29631883
Thanks man, I guess the fear of failing had taken hold of me again.
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>>29631883
Yeah I guess so. I hope I can find someone who can take care of me eventually too. Not even sure anyone here would want to realistically take on the job. P sure I have narcissism or something. Probably just a big ego
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>>29631941
I'm surprised a highschool bully would be immature enough to bring things like that up again...
Don't let it get to you Sir, keep trying to fit in some more. Now that you've seen you can do it then it'll only get easier from there

Would you like me to fix you something to drink?

>>29631947
It's alright son, you;ll be just fine I'm sure.

>>29631964
You seem like I nice person to me. I don't see why someone wouldn't want to?
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>>29632084
Because I'm pathetic for the most part. Plus there's nothing redeemable about me. My face might be cute but my body would be undesireable to both men and women.
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>>29632084
Y-Yes please... Give me an Old Fashioned on the rocks please.
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>>29632144
I think you're probably being way to harsh on yourself. You have a good heart from what I've seen and face is significantly more important than body ever will be. If you have a cute face then you'll find someone in no time

Plus if your body is really that much of a problem then getting fit might be an option, as normie as that sounds

>>29632230
One glass of Old Fashioned, aged and on the rocks for our hung over anon.
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>>29632307
Thanks bar-keep.

My head is pretty throbbin' right now.

(seriously you're super nice, thank you.)
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>>29632322
Get some more rest if you can Sir, you deserve it

Just doing my job Sir.
I'm actual a selfish asshole but I like to be nice sometimes. But thank you still.
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>>29632412
Think I'll do that. I work in three hours, a nap wouldn't hurt.

Night, bar-keep.
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>>29632423
Sleep well Mr Anon
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>>29632307
I guess so. I'm gonna head off for now Jaded, I'll see you whenever
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>>29632505
Stop by any time 53, have a good one
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Whiskey sour please bartender.

My mom is buying me new glasses today out of pity. She says I can't get a new job with duct tape holding them together. She also made me throw away all my clothes because I look like shit.

>Her exact words

Than she is going to give me fifty dollars to buy new clothes at the thrift store. I just want to take care of myself.
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This is my first time here, how's it going y'all? I'll have 6 shots of whiskey to start.
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Rum and Coke, please

I wish i had an interesting story like the rest of these anons. I'm just an unnoteworthy person i guess. I'm trying to figure out reasons why i shouldn't kill myself, like i do at 3am every day. Escapism just ain't doing it for me anymore.
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>>29632412
Is the bar still open? I'm a bit hungover and I overslept.
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