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Why are women so fucking perfect? They're literal walking
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Why are women so fucking perfect? They're literal walking goddesses.
Whenever I see a qt, I just want to get on my knees and devote my life to worshiping them.
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>>29630704
>Why are women so fucking perfect?
Because you can't have them
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>>29630704
if u havin girl problems i feel bad for u son
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Because you're a beta male.
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they're not perfect, your sex drive gives you the illusion they are
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> 3D women
> perfect

Choose one
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l hope your mother gets cervical cancer.
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>>29630801
How do I stop being a beta? I want to stop these feelings but I can't.
>>29630827
2D women aren't real though.
You'll never be able to have any intimacy or closeness with a drawing.
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>>29630704
They aren't. They're the same fleshy bags of shit just without a penis.
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>>29630704
Whenever you start to feel that women are perfect goddesses, go jerk off. The feeling will pass, it's entirely hormonal.
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>>29631072
Once you put your dick in one the feelings go away.
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>>29631072
Well, 2D maybe isn't the wisest choice if you want intimacy, but the perfect one if you seek perfection.
Here, have a real almost perfect 3D grill
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>>29631449
>gooky chook
>perfect
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>>29631072
"2D women aren't real though.
You'll never be able to have any intimacy or closeness with a drawing."

Delete this
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>>29631378
This, somewhat.
Still a virgin, but my dad remarried when I was 14 so I had a new step mom/sister to deal with.
Boy do you think of women different when you have to live with them. Bloody pads in the trash, clogged tubs/toilets, seeing their true forms w/o makeup etc..
They're worse than men desu.
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>>29630704

You're just horny, OP.

They're just regular people like you are. They're not that big of a deal.
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>>29630704
>falling for the vaginal jews
Lmao

>>29631072
And you'll never have any intimacy or closeness with a real girl either.

get fucked faggot
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>>29632278
>you'll never have any intimacy or closeness with a real girl either.
Anything is possible anon. I'll have a high paying job once I graduate & I'm sure there are plenty of women who want to be treated like queens.
If not there's always escorts.

With 2D there's literally zero chance, not even VR can save you.
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>>29632364
Stay controlled by the vaginal jew senpai
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>>29630704
Does this girl rly have two different colored eyes?
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>>29630704
How long you've been inside?
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It hurts so much. Perfect in every way
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>>29632364
I bet that taste like heaven
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>>29632724
Nope. Contacts
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>>29630704
Same desu

I wish I could be one, a really hot one, then I would be a super slut and only fuck the hottest chads with the biggest cocks, but also would be a lesbian too

I worship cock and women equally I guess.
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>>29630704
Noice
>>29630776
meh
>>29631072
cute
>>29631449
>>29633048
Shit tier
>>29632724
Why not?
>>29634682
Really? I assumed she had heterocromia. Most people I met had brown/green eye though
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god I bet her feet taste so good
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>>29631072
Participate in women hate threads to see how horrible women actually are.
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>>29630704
But women can't be perfect. They poop, pee, succumb to diseases, and smell like old fish when they haven't showered for days. They're nice to look at but far from perfect.
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Women are absolutely disgusting
>periods
>hair literally everywhere
>period shits
>literally have no clue how to fix even the most basic things around the house
>aaaanon!!!! There's a spider in my room!!!
>LITERALLY got water damage because she was too busy or too ignorant to think of closing the window when it stormed
>"women are clean and dainty creatures" pfffft he'll no
>they all think they can cook. Trust me. They can't

If you spent any significant time around women. You stop seeing them as goodesses

T. Man living with 2 female housemates
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>>29631072
Hey, I actually follow her on IG
@ohlydiagraham
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>>29635977
I bet she's got the entire alphabet
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>>29630704
I haven't decided yet if here two different eyes make her unique/great or if the fact that it makes her look like a retarded child is a downside
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PS either way, I think she's genetically blessed
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>>29636156
>living with 2 women
>Not fucking either
Stay beta, kek.
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>>29630704
High waisted one piece bathing suits are one of my fetishes, thank you, robro.
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rate this qt
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>>29637648
4,5/10, she's pretty plain. There are way hotter beaners out there.
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>>29637944
She's not a beaner, but thanks for rating her. I like talking about Grace no matter the subject.
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>>29638415
My mistake, she looked pretty weird in that pic compared to her others
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>>29638612
Everything is quite originally alright.
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