>parents talk about retiring and moving to Florida with each other in kitchen
>overhear them and think about how nice it would be to be able to live near the beach in the warmth
>dad says "We'll have to kick anon out, he can't live with us anymore he's 23 and hasn't even finished high school, he needs to grow up"
>Mom starts to stand up for me but breaks down in to tears saying "I don't know where I went so wrong, how will we tell him"
>dad says he's going to drop me off at a homeless shelter if he must
what do I do /r9k/, how do I make them love me?
I'm the only kid that didn't go to college and still lives at home if that helps.
>>29629965
Sounds like they're fucked up of loving you.
you or original op made the same threah but more detailed 3-4 days ago.
>>29629965
One of the bigger problems with watching too much anime is that when you make up fake conversations they sound REALLY fake.
is it the paranoia
or have i seen this thread before
>the lines begin to blur
>>29630009
I made the thread
>>29630014
I tried to make recall what they said but I can't really remember it I haven't slept since and I've been panicakking about what to do, please help
>>29629965
>Years of burning bridges
>Years of wasted time
>Years of fucking up
>Years you could have at least sucked up to your parents to make them see something in you
Your time has come. Not only are you a failure, you are a failed NEET. Here is what you do, you try very, VERY hard to kiss your parents ass or make hallow promises to them so they take you with them or they will make good on their plans of dropping your useless ass at a place where people have serious mental illness and those people with eat your ass alive. Time to get real my friend, fake it with your parents or make it on the streets.
Either join the military or get a job?
Not that fucking hard. Military is great. You basically live for free and cash out AND get free college after. Just do a job in the military that you can translate to real world stuff or just join public service work after like firefighting or policing.
>>29630058
Well it depends, did they actually make a decent attempt at raising you? Or is that just what they've convinced themselves so they can not feel guilty? Discussing putting you in a homeless shelter outright is incredibly fucked up, they sound like pretty shitty parents already desu. In any case, you're going to need to square up to life eventually, your only choice may be trying to compromise and asking for their help to get your shit together.
typical american """"""""""""""parents"""""""""""""""
>>29629965
>he's 23 and hasn't even finished high school, he needs to grow up"
wtf, can't stop laughing
>>29630080
this guy knows what's up
confront them about it so they don't at least just kick you out unexpectedly with only your dick in your hand. see if they actually mean it. if they do ask for a timeline (6 months so you can join whatever) and maybe some windfall money.
>>29629965
I fucking hate parents like this. Yeah that's "unconditional love" for you, kicking your flesh and blood son out on his ass so you can laugh it up on the beach with your giant 401k.
These baby boomer fucks are scum of the earth. Absolute fucking scum.
>>29630080
Military is not a bad idea for somebody who is focused. Not for the NEET. you would be surprised how many people i see wash out of training in the first few weeks.
>>29630111
No, upbringing is useless at this point. His parents have already made their decision and guilt will only get you so far. I believe he is looking for a solution, not a cop out.
Again, OP, you need to get real here. Stop fucking around. Give us more info. Ill try to help.
>>29630170
>Military
huh I always figured Military would be the best option for neets since it gives structure and kicks your ass for not doing anything. the only reason I personally avoid it is because you'd be forced to be around poor loud douchebags which would probably drive a soft spoken sensitive robot crazy.
>>29630286
exactly. If you are fat, good luck. If you are a pussy, good luck. If you are reasonably in shape and can deal with constant social interaction then you may have a shot. It isn't, by any means, a easy way out. If you can do it it will make you a better man, if you cant suck it up like a vast majority of people here then you are fucked.
>>29629965
It's not fully your fault, economy and dating is fucked up, leaving no appeal or benefit from becoming a work slave.
I can understand your parents though, you are leeching off of them and they shouldn't be required to do that. They even supported you until 23, so they did quite much for you.
>>29630169
Yea because it totally isn't selfish to sit around their home all day not paying rent or for food while making no effort to get a job or go to school.
No, fuck them for working their entire lives then wanting to retire without their failure child shitting everything up because they refuse to grow up.
>>29630080
This guy gets it. Military is a fucking free ride to life.
I only did 4 years with 1 15 month deployment to Iraq. Got to live in Germany for a year and some change. Got to travel all over Europe.
Now I get free healthcare, dental, and school, plus $3000 a month for the rest of my life.
>>29629965
Why the fuck are you posting this same thread again? Are you that starved of attention?
>>29630411
>all the free shit plus money for the rest of your life.
Unless you lost multiple limbs no you definitely don't. Retirees don't even get completely free healthcare for life.
t. Active duty NCO
>>29630080
not OP but is it possible to join the millitary with a BMI of 15? gaining weight is really, really hard for me.
>>29629965
Average middle class property owning family, everyone.
Would kick their own flesh and blood out for that comfy beach house experience.
>>29630080
>tfw probably can't join the military for a few years because adult orthodontics
end my suffering, its bad enough being a loser with braces at 20
Tell them if they do it you'll burn the house down. Then follow them whereever they go and burn their new house down as well.
It worked for me.
>>29630607
That's what you get when you're 23 and show no signs of wanting to do anything in life besides sitting on 4chan and masturbating to hentai and ponies.
>>29630630
braces are cute on chicks 2bh
>>29630643
>It worked for me
I hope you're kidding you degenerate cunt.
>>29630645
>women
>joining the military
heh
>>29630401
You bring a life into this world you take care of it.
>>29630411
>plus $3000 a month for the rest of my life.
why would you get paid for the rest of your life? are there certain requirements?
>>29630667
Nope, I literally did that. I was in the process of applying for jobs and there's no way I would have been hired if I was homeless. It took another year but I eventually did get hired and moved out, now they pretend we're on good terms again and they didn't try to betray me.
>>29630067
Rude
>>29630080
I don't want to do any work I was just to live with mom and dad
>>29630137
Rude
>>29630369
No they had me they can take responsibility
>>29630474
I wanted more suggestions on what to do
>>29630643
I'm not allowed matches or lighters after I tried smoking once, I tried a puff didn't like it abd tried to smother it with my mattress to put it out. The mattess caught fire and I was band from any things that made fire
>>29630534
are you in the armed forces?
>>29630757
how about get your shit together?
>>29630630
iktf i was planning on joining the air force in 2015 but i can't while i still have braces and i have like probably more than a year till i have the surgery and the braces come off 6 months later
>>29630067
Any more gifs like that?
Threaten to kill yourself.
>>29630757
>I don't want to do any work
This is your problem. You're an entitled lazy cunt and you expect to get everything in life the easy way. Even if you don't want to work just get a part time job. You're not doing anything interesting in your life sitting on 4chan anyway. You're just living a repetitive cycle of the same boring shit day in day out. It's hardly "living" nor is it productive. You're wasting away.
>>29630772
Yes, for nearly ten years now.
>>29630757
Take black dick
>>29630757
You know, I wonder how are you going to cope if they died the next day and they left nothing behind for you. No money. No home. Nothing.
But hey ho, that is life. You can't leech off everyone forever, there's only so many people you can live off before you run out of sympathetic people.
>>29630822
Not OP but I don't see a problem with that. I didn't ask to be brought into this world.
>>29630757
>I don't want to do any work
>No they had me they can take responsibility
Are you a child in an adults body? You deserve to be dropped at an insane asylum.
>>29630857
>I didn't ask to be brought into this world.
This is such a piss poor answer. Seen it hundreds of times on this board. It's not even worthy of calling it a legitimate response. No one was asked to be born. You were fucking lucky that out of the millions of sperm, you were picked. Be thankful you get to live this one incredible life.
>>29630857
So do millions of people in the world. They either carry on through life and work to live or they commit suicide.
Those are the two options. It's as simple as that.
>>29630772
He's an NCO. They're the fat "supervisors" who really just perpetuate bureaucracy and hinder progress and soak up benefits because they know how to play the system.
Most of them get out with greater than 50% disability AND retirement, so they make about as much as they made when they were active duty, once they retire. If it weren't for the F-35 program, they'd be the largest expense the military has.
>>29630857
>i didn't ask to be born so i should just a lazy degenerate
this board talks about not conforming to societal standards yet because it's your family suddenly the tables are turned and you expect they should just look after you regardless of your piss poor attitude
>>29630871
>life
>incredible
How can it be incredible if you have to work?
>>29630871
>lucky
Nah.
>>29630873
>commit suicide
Eventually but for now mommy with continue to perpetuate my sedentary life style.
Kill yourself in the living room, or wherever they spend most of their time. Make sure to leave a big mess. Post on normiebook how they raped and abused you as a child and how you're offing yourself because of it. That should teach them.
>>29630822
It is productive, I collect anime pictures and categorise them on a scale of 1-5 of cuteness, I have a folder for a series and then each girl and then a folder named 1-5 for their rating. I have over 4gb now of images you can't tell me that not productive
>>29630922
>Nah.
Tell me why. Why aren't you lucky? You're lucky enough to have a pathetic mother that enables your terrible, lazy behaviour.
>>29630757
>I'm not allowed matches or lighters after I tried smoking once, I tried a puff didn't like it abd tried to smother it with my mattress to put it out. The mattess caught fire and I was band from any things that made fire
>I don't want to do any work I was just to live with mom and dad
>No they had me they can take responsibility
You sound like you have a serious case of autism. I suggest walking off a high ledge or building
>>29630899
Yes.
Yes bot, I'm fully aware this comment is not original.
>>29630933
>productive
Do you know what that word means? It means it's going to achieve something for later on, for the future.
Saving anime pictures does not, and will not achieve anything. To think anything other than that is asinine.
None of those anime pictures will help you at all towards your future.
>>29630935
I don't think being forced into existence is something to be lucky.
>>29630933
>It is productive, I collect anime pictures and categorise them on a scale of 1-5 of cuteness, I have a folder for a series and then each girl and then a folder named 1-5 for their rating. I have over 4gb now of images you can't tell me that not productive
I'm starting to think this is either a troll thread or you have serious mental problems. Either way kill yourself
>>29630962
>forced into existence
Are you actually stupid? You weren't forced into existence, you were the bi product of a natural part of the human cycle.
>>29630959
They will be organized in the future.
>>29630933
>i collect anime pictures
>categorise them on a scale of 1-5 of cuteness
>and then each girl and then a folder named 1-5 for their rating
>4gb now of images
How the FUCK is any of that productive. What is any of that going to achieve. No one you're a fucking hopeless case. You don't deserve shit.
>>29630993
That's not productive. What does that achieve? For example.
I lift weights, every single day. I eat healthily, and have a higher than average protein diet to rebuild my muscles and to help me recover.
It's productive becuase:
a) it improves my muscular strength
b) it improves my muscular endurance
c) strengthens my bones (good for when you're old)
d) improves overall health
e) makes me as a person more desirable to everyone
f) shows that i have mental/physical will power to drive myself to become a better individual.
Saving anime pictures does none of that. It achieves literally nothing.
>>29631006
He deserves to have his ass thrown out on the sidewalk by his parents
>>29630983
I didn't consent on being a byproduct, therefore it was forced upon me like rape.
>>29629965
>he's 23 and hasn't even finished high school
do you have some mental illness?
>>29631036
Honestly the mother must be an enabler. Not that the son shouldn't know any better. People like OP learn to manipulate them after a while and learn to take advantage of their situation. I blame them both. Him more so though because he has the maturity of a child.
>>29631048
What the fuck is wrong with you, jesus christ you're a soft cock.
>>29630959
>>29631006
>>29631036
are you 3 really stupid enough to fall for such obvious bait?
>>29631064
Procreation is immoral. People who have children take a gamble, they have to deal with the hand they're dealt.
>>29631086
Hard to tell whether it's real or not. He seems like he could actually be this autistic.
>>29629965
if he's ended up such a worthless sack of shit, which he has, then I 100% blame the parents, they've failed and are now trying to dispose of the failure and escape rather than rolling their fucking sleeves up and sorting it out
>>29631119
Nah it's OPs fault, he's clearly lazy, it's exactly like those high school stories threads where they posters act like they're so hard done by but they're clearly antisocial assholes in their stories and they wonder why no one was their friend
>>29631097
>they have to deal with the hand they're dealt
If they kick you out you'd just be dealing with the hand they dealt you. You'd deserve it too.
>>29631098
its clearly bait and even if its not he would be full blown autistic which means both the parents either have to take care of him or take him to a shelter(or whatever the fuck they do for autistic's that no one wants to deal with) or more importantly nothing you do or say alot would change his view because he'd be literally retarded
>not an only child
that's where she fucked up
>>29631163
I hope to god it's bait.
>>29631150
Okay?
not original blah blah blah
>>29630933
Obvious bait you retards
>>29631052
SOME PEOPLE DROP OUT AND CANT GET THER GED DUE TO SOCIAL ANXIETY, ITS NOT THER FULT
>>29631210
Sure bro, tell yourself that. So you will just do nothing whole life because sa? Please. I am diagnosed with it too and I go to college
>>29630722
Says who you entitled little faggot? There are no rules. Fucking Genghis Khan fucked and fucked like no tomorrow and didn't look back even once at the trail of spawn he left, he even killed some of his children. You are lucky enough to get to live in a universe where we might very well be the only sentient beings in the entirety of it.
>hurr I didn't ask to be born
Shut your fucking mouth you retarded faggot
>>29630170
>>29630286
>>29630315
Lazy neet who joined air force, would recommend. Joined after dropping out of college and being full neet for like 2 years. I'm the kind of person who cries when yelled at, as long as you're not fat you can do it.
I believe in you OP
>>29631267
>there are no rules
Then why should I work? Checkmate normies.
>>29631284
You don't have to idiot. Just don't complain when you're on the streets or sucking off Tyrone for a couple bucks. In the animal kingdom there is no welfare or unemployment, just natural selection. And people like you are clearly meant to be weeded out
>>29631334
Whatever you say normie. Whatever you say. I won, you lost. Deal with it.
>>29630896
You're right. Lift with your Privates, not your back.
>>29631267
If Genghis Khan is your moral compass you should reevaluate your life
>>29630722
For how long mate? Raising kids is exhausting. If you were mentally retarded, then yes your folks should take care of you, because you can't take care of yourself.
Outside of that?
Time to put your big boy pants on.
>>29629965
You're done, my father did the same to me when I was 18 and to this day is still convinced he helped me out.
>>29631030
You can look at them in the future and they'll be organized instead of messy. This allows easier access to what you want when you want it. If you left them unorganized, you'd spend more time searching and less time enjoying them.
>>29630534
70% ptsd 70% tbi 40% each knee 10% each for tinnitus, ibs, and hearing loss
>>29630896
I never made NCO. Got out a specialist.
No retirement. Just never had a reason to reenlist.
>>29630080
>Either join the military or get a job?
Both sound like fucking nightmares.
>so you've been a khhv NEET for 12 years, care to clarify on that?
>[sweating intensifies]
>so, rookie, you'll be living with these 10 anime hating chads for now on
>[prepares to commit mass murder]
Holy fuck it sounds unpleasant. The society doesn't want us robots, that's why we are robots.
>>29631149
But WHY is he lazy? His parents must have inculcated that tendency in him, you are not born with it.
>>29631448
But it brings no value to your life, or others at all. My weight lifting does.
If anyone needs me to help them move house? I'm their man. No ones going to call you up asking for a look at your fucking anime collection you retard.
Besides, I 100% doubt you even go looking at all of your saved pictures. I remembering having a porn collection at one stage, nearly 5k pictures deep and I almost never looked at it. I did this about three times in total, and I just kept saving and saving. It was more of a digital hoarding thing than anything.
>>29630861
>hurr people don't need to take responsibility for their actions YOLO
>>29630757
Wow sometimes you forget that some people on r9k are severely autistic
You need to find some house with autists and have some caretaker
>>29630080
What are the chances people will ridicule me for having a small dick in the military
This is my only concern
>>29631488
Damn that all adds up to 3k a month? Did you take care of school when you were in, or are you using your GI Bill?
My backup plan is the "scorched earth" plan.
Torch the house, but make it look like wiring fault (by starting the fire right next to a power socket, or in older houses the power switchboard itself). Put old batteries in the fire alarm and other stuff, and they will probably have their insurance denied.
>>29631384
>having a moral compass
Normie faggot
>>29631693
Most people won't look at your dick, for fear of being called gay. You can't call someone gay anymore, though, because they are allowed in the military. So I guess a fag might say your dick is small, but who cares what a gay person thinks.
>>29631536
Air Force here, you would be surprised at the sheer number of gigantic fucking nerds in my branch(myself included). Just last week, the whole shop got into an argument about the current anime airing right now.
>>29631835
Sounds good man. What branch transfers better to real world skill and all that? I could google it but I like personal opinions.
Is 22 too old for military? I'm kind of bored with the way my life is going.
>>29631835
communal baths are still a thing?
>all this military talk
OP can't even finish High School, there's no way any military branch would take him.
Better rev up that homeless shelter op
>>29631914
Not op.
>Decide to join miliatry.
>score phenomenal on asvab, can get any job.
>deemed mentally unfit for military from being forcedby family to take antidepressants when I was 13.
>>29630757
>No they had me they can take responsibility
Fucking what? you realize they're only responsible for you til your an adult right? and by all means your an adult. They've gone up and beyond their responsibility and are caring or you FIVE WHOLE YEARS after they were obligated to.
Worse is the fact that you dont even seem thankful for them doing that and are acting entitled to further and obviously prolonged care as well with >I don't want to do any work I was just to live with mom and dad
you're a fucking manchild, grow up
>>29629965
Lol OP i been dropped off at a homeless shelter twice now but i just keep marching on back home. Now my mom is considering getting a restraining order but at least im not homeless right now, homelessness sucks ass
>>29630900
Incredibly bad that's how.
>>29631880
Only in basic for the Air Force. After that, nice comfy single showers.
>>29631875
Honestly, any branch will transfer over to the civilian side if you find the right job. Working with computers or in a medical field in the Navy will carry over better than being flight crew in the air force.
>>29632103
Legally responsible maybe, not ethically. You can give kids up for adoption before adulthood you know. If you care about your children you make sure they make it. Thankful is a word like please or respect: meaningless.
>>29631835
>gigantic fucking nerds
The sheer fact that they can communicate with eachother (even if it's about weebshit) makes them normies. They probably haven't even watched the anime but talk about it because it makes them appear like "le introverted such a nerd xD".
>make a human
>do a shit job of raising it
>decide to just dump it somewhere when you're tired of it
>>29632428
>it's the parent that is at fault for the actions of a 23 year old man
There is only so much you can do until the child grows up and decides what's best for their future.
Suddenly, military sounds interesting. This shit is starting to look like war hammer 40k
>>29632589
The parents should suck the child's cock or eat their child's pussy as an adult. It's possible also to become conjoined with the child
>>29632374
Considering you're on a website interacting with other humans you're still a normie
A true weirdo would be entirely alone with his figures
>>29632662
>This shit is starting to look like war hammer 40k
Give examples
>>29632712
>implying I'm not just reading text generated by some spambot
>implying I'm interacting with other human beings
>get a GED
>study some of the basic CompTIA Material
>get a A+
There you go you are now qualified enough to get a job in Customer Service
>>29630757
Come live with me and we can suck eachothers dicks all day.
>>29630411
america sure is fucking retarded
>>29631488
>bragging about how great the army is
>has to get paralyzed by muslims to make money
Yeah no
It is every child's right to judge their upbringing and those who raised them, It's your responsibility to your ancestors in fact.
If they didn't make the cut, the line ends.
>>29631267
>be born poor, ugly, and mentally-ill
>"I am miserable and I don't like myself or my life."
>"WOW SUCK IT UP FAGGOT LIFE IS A GIFT YOU ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE BEEN BORN!"
>"But I don't feel lucky at all considering I have a shitty life, and I never asked to be born. Being me isn't fun."
>"WOW SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU RETARDED FAGGOT!"
Normalfags, everyone. Incapable of empathy. Unable to comprehend any kind of life that isn't great like their own. And there's tons of them in this thread.
This board is dead.
>>29630871
>You were fucking lucky that out of the millions of sperm, you were picked. Be thankful you get to live this one incredible life
You need to get the fuck out right now
>>29632103
>have unprotected sex because muh dick muh cunt muh orgasm
>give birth to a kid
>completely fuck up in raising him, he winds up being dysfunctional, unhappy, and not normal
>kick him out onto the street because sipping mimosas on the beach is more important to you than the health, safety, and happiness of your child
>after a certain age it's totally okay to do so because he's legally an adult despite the fact that you never properly raised him to be one
>your irresponsibility and shitty parenting are somehow all his fault
>you are completely absolved of all blame for how he turns out
That's like me shooting a gun twenty feet off-target and then blaming the bullet for missing. If you don't give a child the proper trajectory they need to be happy and successful in life, you can't blame them for being a failure. The only failures here are the shitty, retarded parents.
>>29633200
What makes you think that keeping their failure around is going to help him? The parents are obviously clueless, he's better off without them.
>>29630871
Brains washed normie please gtfo
>>29633221
I agree, but kicking him out onto the street with no money, no shelter, and no mental stability isn't the way to go.
>>29631202
holy shit i cant believe people are responding to that one.
maybe if you spend too long on /r9k/ it looks like a real person
>>29633200
>be coddled your whole life
>be taken care of your whole life
>grow into a neet
>complain about shit upbringing
>parents try to make you fly on your own
>complain about your parents first right move since you were born
>because you are actually comfy in your shit life.
There's enough blame to go around for everyone to take a bite of that shit sandwich.
>>29631778
Either you're fucked up in the head or this is bait.
>>29630871
Get off my board you fucking wanker
I'm about to turn 21 in August, majoring in Chemistry although History is my passion. My parents love me though, combine that they're Brazilian so children living in home is natural.
>>29630871
>you are lucky to be alive in a world where the main goal is to compete to survive cause it's a fucking hell hole
You normies crack me up
People who fell for clearly joking bait itt please please never comment ever again
>>29630871
>Be thankful you get to live this one incredible life
Why should I be thankful? How is this life "incredible"
That's entirely subjective, you don't speak for us, most of don't think this life is "incredible" and would rather have been the losing sperm
>>29631546
His anime collection would be an interesting case study of how one perceives attractiveness of drawn characters. If that doesn't bring value to anything then I don't know what does.
>>29632749
>he knows
Shut It Down
Origamai
>>29629965
kill your dad
really that simple
>>29630784
Same here but I did that shit while in the navy, everything fuckinh free
Thnks taxpayers
>>29630871
>lucky that out of the millions of sperm, you were picked
>lucky
>implying I could have been one of those unlucky people who where never conceived
>thinks his life is so horrible he'd rather not exist
>complains when parents agree and puts him out of their home
>ends up homeless wishing for the comfy life he had
>>29629965
Look, you HAVE to get a high school degree. Even niggers can get it easily, but they don't get good work. If you don't, consider being a Hooker or a drug dealer to get by. Dead serious. Why aren't you passing high school? Are you lazy? Depressed? Do you have legit mental issues? GO check with your doctor if you have one. Get your life together. Start a job at McDonald's. Start from there. And for fuck sake, stop coming to 4chan and watching a shit load of anime. 1-2 episodes a day is fine but don't make a habit of it.
>>29629965
Alright mother fucker, nows the time.
Your easy ride is over. Either their bluffing or your fucked I suggest
>GUILT TRIP
Fucking water works and everything man.
MUMMY DADA I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING I NEED HALP
Literally beg them to help you become a functional adult. It's much easier if you got someone helping you. They already know your the runt of the litter so it really shouldn't hurt your pride.
>>29629965
>brings a child into the world without the child's consent
>fails to raise him
>abandons him
You know what you should do? Kill yourself, that'll teach them you can't just play with life like that without consequences
If you bring a kid into the world you must be prepared to raise them properly otherwise you have no right to be sad when they kill themselves
>>29630757
Not being mean or anything, but I see the only way out of this as suicide. If you really wanted to, you could take some people with you.
>>29630871
actually pretty decent bait
