ITT: Clever expressions to be used instead of normal ones. For example instead of saying something was funny, I like to say "That gave me a dopamine boost"
>>29629041
this post really makes me angry
>>29629041
If you post a shitty meme, at least don't also post a shitty thread topic. I hate you
>>29629041
Why did you make this thread
This gave me a depression boost
Bumping
These aren't that hard to come up with. Another example, instead of saying "that's right " I like to say "that's not false"
>>29629103
It's not that they're hard to come up with, this is just a stupid thing to want to think about at 6 in the morning.
That is the worst picture I have ever seen...
>>29629041
instead of "good post, op," i'd say "you literally make me want to do a murder-suicide."
>>29629144
They're not stupid. They're conversation enchancers. I use them to help me talk to other people. People think I'm smarter if I use them. Another example: call night "shadow of earth" because that's what it is
>>29629170
I can promise you that if somebody walked up to me and called night time "shadow of earth", I wouldn't think they were smarter than I am. It's just weird.
>>29629192
You're not supposed to use them in a solice, but it's like lengthy words, use them to together in a complete clause in a high ratio to the accepted ad hominem and people think you have more brain cells. (Are smarter)
>>29629223
youre an absolute munter but good bait
>>29629287
That was obviously an exaggeration. But you can tell I sound waved better than most
MOAR, OP.
These are giving me a dopamine boost.
>this gave me a dopamine boost
This gave me a mental wedgie
>>29629336
>Sound waved
