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>whenever I'm at someone's house I set their Toaster to max while they're not looking
>I sleep well that night knowing they'll be having burnt toast for breakfast the next morning
What are some times where you've gone absolutely D E V I L I S H
>Someone says "God loves you"
>Say, "Thank you, I know"
>Actually am agnostic
>someone sneezes and looks around room
>don't say "God bless you"
>they hang their head and mumble "excuse me"
:))
>at someone else's house
>put can of cooking spray in oven when they're not looking
>when they go to preheat their oven a few days later they will shit bricks
>>29628311
>doctor says I need to go out and stop staying on the pc non-stop
>shitpost on 4chan all day
>>29628311
>On the toilet.
>Put large sheets of cellophane under the seat.
>Anal POO factory GO.
>Next person in the restroom gets a """"" pooey""""" surprise.
