Could you please rate this conversation from earlier?
Did I just get cucked?
Why would a person you barely speak to pop up saying hi then drop the conversation after emotionally dumping onto you
I'm confused
>>29627008
wtf is even going on in this conversation
seems like faggotry all around, I resign from this thread
>>29627029
Hey
Read between the lines a little
>>29627008
She wanted you to be her emotional sponge and ask her about her problems. In other words, as soon as she felt validated, she would immediately drop you. You didn't ask her about her issues and, instead, made a joke of it. As unintentional as it was, I say you dodged a bullet which could have seriously hurt you.
>>29627029
>hi how are you, please ask me how I am
I'm good, here's your (you)
>Complaint, jk haha, but seriously
fake condolences, I'm going through the motions
shitty joke about phishing for compliments lmao
I translated it for the autistic.
>>29627043
>>29627043
okay.
>You: I'm alright, yourself?
no response
>You: L-Lara?
>Her: Ok, Jesus. I am regretting my past decisions I fucked up big time because I'm a fucking pathetic excuse for a human (read: woman). Lol XD
>You: What you really need is I'm a giant faggot please rape my face
>Her: heh heh... uh lmao
>You: Unintelligible phrase
There, I have interpreted your conversation for you. Faggot.
>>29627057
It was pretty intentional
Why are all girls dumb is my real question perhaps
>>29627057
>>29627112
>>29627108
and this is why you guys cant get laid
you should ask her about her problems, show her that you're there for her. Say shit along the lines of: "If you need anything, you'll know i'm always here for you". And maybe use a conforting smiley but dont go overboard so a simple ;) or :) would do great for girls like her type.
You could always ask to come over to comfort her but you dont need to be too pushy or you might scare her away and she knows what you want as a man, so be nice and treat her with respect
>>29627112
There was only one L you asshole
>>29627144
Absolute best case scenario: OP turns her into a fuck buddy. But he'll probably get emotionally attached and I'm POSITIVE she's the type that would want to upgrade asap, she definitely isn't gf material based on what I gathered from her with that exchange. OP did the smart thing.
>>29627144
>implying you get laid by being a fucking pussy
This chick seems borderline as fuck. You either make fun of her and fuck her because you're good looking or she is using you as an emotional tampon.
She's clearly just phishing for some free (you)s from a lesser male.
>>29627008
oooooh, a Pocket Full Of Sunshine, ooooh, what a poet, oh my, oh my, she's right into you now, you found the Super Special Words to make Her Love Instantly The One Who Says Them!
>>29627205
>>29627206
hahahahaha suckers i was just pretending
>>29627235
He's mocking her you know.
>>29627249
>Implying you're not him
What you need is a pocket full of sand.
>>29627269
I'm not him, I'm just not autistic.
>>29627277
What do you think about filling your pockets with sand though?
>>29627242
haha, good one, anon.
original commentation
>>29627291
As a defensive tactic to throw at the normies eyes?
DONT LOOK AT ME, REEEEEE
*throws pocket sand in your eyes*
damn, now I have to reload my magazines...
>bury an earthworm
>>29627320
Exactly. You can wear those pants that have more than two pockets.
>seen
fuck. that.
>stopping her in her tracks before she tries to make you her emotional tampon and then dump you once she feels better
You did good op.
>>29627337
Imagine it though it feels good
>>29627008
>bury an earthworm
What did he mean by this?
>>29627419
his addiction to earthworm funerals made her run away from him.
>>29627353
seen for 7 years
>>29627618
Thank you for showing me this
>>29627144
Uhh no, shes obviously upset about something and by the way she randomly messaged OP he was the LAST person she could possibly get some attention from. And he foiled her plan magnificently. Good job OP you deserve a beer. She was never into you, just using you like an SJW uses a million made up pronouns.
>>29627744
Thanks
In case anyone was wondering the reason her face is in the background was because my friend had just linked me to it as we have this running joke where she looks deceptively attractive in photos to the point of federal investigation despite having gone over to his house once where she sat in silence on the end of his bed for two hours while they watched courage the cowardly dog or something
>>29627008
>bury an earthworm
Nigga what
