>topic of weight comes up
>asks how much I weigh
>130
>lol dude you weigh as much as my sister/gf/wife
skinny feels
>>29626605
Pic related changed my life dude.
Also obviously with steroids you can gain 20-30 lbs muscle mass in a couple weeks.
>>29626605
become a swift, agile, nimble creature don't stay a skelly.
Hey bro I wanna lift you can I do that?
5`6 at 56 kg
I have become manlet amuser of worlds.
>>29626664
I like my weight, its pretty normal for someone my age and height
its THEM with the problem, you see
When I joined the army I had to get a waiver because I was 2 pounds under the minimum weight for my height.
The army has frequent weighs-in, where you have to make weight or risk getting kicked out for being too fat. I dreaded getting weighed and them yelling out, "125! 130!"
But now I'm fat and 190 so whatever. Still only 5'7.
>skinnyottermode, not skinnyfat
>little brother is built like a brick shithouse
>tfw bartender calls him because I'm too drunk and he carries me home
>>29626605
as long as you are not a manlet OP you are fine.
U are agile. Become ninja assasin/thief. show them they are will not be laugh when u sneak attack for 10k crit....
>>29626605
>asks how much I weigh
>140
>mfw I live in a country with metric system
>tfw crohns desease
>unable to gain weight as I just shit everything out too quickly
Are these threads all about humblebragging? Is that what they are?
>>29626791
Fuck off fattie no one cares what you think
>no girls want to fuck you
am i right?
>tfw wrists and ankles are the same as my 15 year old sisters
>tfw try to gain weight but most of it goes to my face
I guess i'll stay 173cm 60kg.
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>>29626605
>then maybe i could be your sister/gf/wife tonight?
it either shuts them up or you get fugged. i dont like doing it but it works
fucking nerds lift HEAVY weights and EAT ENOUGH
stop pussying around wondering why you can't gain weight. do you think body builders and power lifters only eat when they feel hungry? they force themselves to overeat to GAIN WEIGHT.
I bet all you pussies sit on your computer all day with one sandwich in the morning and then 1 small plate of your moms cooking in the evening and wonder why you can't gain anything. learn to EAT enough. it doesn't have to be unhealthy food or fatty food, just eat MORE OF IT.
>started dieting two weeks ago
>35lbs down
:3
>Middle School
>250 pounds
>Ask another kid to guess how much I weigh
>Guesses 140
>It was someone who isn't a "nice" kid who would lie that low to be nice
felt ok
I'm losing body weight but not body fat still flabby as fuck I weigh 138/62.5 kg/9.8 stone miserable bastard manlet 5'7 give or take
I weigh like 2.5 of you....
>>29626605
I weigh 110 pounds and don't have a eating disorder or medical condition.
I'm 6'2"
kill me
>>29626605
>5'11
>135 lbs
>skinny af
>start working out to gain weight
>lifting weights, making progress, pretty stronk
>get hernia
>>29626791
>humblebragging
I've had girls tell me that the reason they wouldn't date me is because they "liked guys bigger than them"
Just b/c fatness is a meme doesn't mean being too skinny doesn't suck too
>tfw too poor to afford enough food
People just assume I'm a fag or anorexic etc. Shit man I'll be as fat as the average American if I could afford it.
>>29626605
>5'2"
>110 pounds
>26 years old
>Used to be fatboi
>Got healthyboi
>Started heading toward too skinnyboi
>Trying to put on weight for the last three weeks
>I've actually lost a bit more weight
>>29626791
lol do want to be 130lbs? I know I don't
>>29626605
I was 5'10'' 100lbs when 17. Now 5'10'' 175lbs at 22. It ain't that hard to get some mass
>>29627958
75 lbs in 5 years doesn't seem like a lot
>>29627958
>I was 5'10'' 100lbs when 17.
Holy auschwitz.
>>29628004
I know but most of it is muscle and I didn't have like a goal to gain weight I just decided to eat a bit regularly.
>>29628026
Looked a bit like pic
>>29628096
You gained 75 lbs in muscle?
>>29628119
Well probably not most but a good part of it was muscle weight.
>be type 1 diabetic
>Be underweight
>Eat 3500cals a day minimum (documented over the course of months) and lose weight
>Struggle to eat large amounts of calories while at the same time maintaining proper glucose levels
>Describe my diabetes problems to my doctor
>The solution is simple: just eat less in the evening
>I'm sure cutting out 1500 calories from my diet is a good idea being underweight
>Just try bra just be yourself maybe your body will magically need 2000 calories less a day
At least you healthyfags can eat as much as you want.
>be 6'4 150lbs auschwitz tier (already skinnyfat territory though)
>finish high school
>become neet
>eat pizza coke and kebab daily
>be 180lbs skinnysuperfat with at least 25%bf
being skinny and fat is literally the worst i'm on the lower end of normal weight but without a shirt on i look absolutely disgusting
"You have ET fingers"
>>29628172
Forgot to post pic.
6'1 133 lbs
At least I'm not a manlet, right?
>>29628198
At least you have ET fingers, having small hands while being a skeleton sucks.
>walk into work wearing shorts for the first time
>"WOAH, SOMEONE GET THIS GUY A SANDWICH HAHAHA"
>Everyone laughs
>>29628198
>be jew
>6'1
>in aushwitz
>starving to death
>mfw I see a 5'7 german manlet walk by
when will they learn?inb4 holocaust isn't real
>>29626756
140kg bro here
I feel your pain
>>29628378
nnnng.please be my bf
>>29627027
>started dieting two weeks ago
>0.5 kg down
REEEEEEEEE
He's probably imagining how easily he could lift you up and down on his dick.
>>29626829
The random hostility of this post made me laugh hard.
>>29628395
Do you just eat less or exercise as well?
>>29628462
I only eat less
like I only eat the third I used to
I was promised at least 1 kg a week what the fuck
>not wanting to be a qt tiny trap
>>29628760
But that's not even a picture of a trap you've posted it's a youtuber
>>29628835
>traps cant use youtube
>130lbs
>Skinny
Don't even pull that shit with me nigga. I'm 5'8, 21 years old and 100 lbs. Try dealing with that
>>29628406
thanks for the juicy info
>>29628860
eat 2-3 eggs every morning with a glass of milk. drink a protein shake every day too, someone above posted gold standard whey. you should give it a try.
i did that almost every day for a year and i gained a good 25 pounds. i ate other shit during the day too obviously but it wasn't consistent.
if you're gonna be 5'8 at least don't be skinny. take care of your body and people will take care of your penis if you know what i mean
>>29626664
>>29628897
How are proteins supposed to give you weight?
>>29628897
Thanks for the advice anon. I've tried many times to gain weight before, including drinking about half a gallon of milk a day, but ive just never stuck with it.
I just always end up giving up a few weeks in or so.
>>29628907
the protein itself doesn't make your weight fall out of the sky, it can be utilized through weight lifting to gain muscle mass. however you raen't just consuming protein exclusively. a lot of calories and fats come with consuming a lot of proteins throughout the day
>>29626829
>skeletor getting butt blasted
lmao
Being skinny makes you high status to fat girls though.
So even if you're beta as fuck, by virtue of being skinny, chubby and fat girls will think highly of you and want the D. Eat junk food in front of them and they'll feel envious.
>>29628897
I'd recommend mass gainers over whey protein.
>>29626605
>being insecure about not being fat
You faggots are never happy.
>>29626664
>20-30lbs in a couple weeks
Steroids are fast, but not that fast. They're usually done in 12-14 week cycles.
>>29628927
just stay consistent. 2-3 eggs every morning with a glass of milk really isn't that hard. the hardest part is maintaining the egg quo. you get better at cooking essential stuff too so that's a good side result
>>29626664
>try protein powder
>makes poops rock hard and thick as a soda can
>no longer an anal virgin
>all farts are now SBDs
never again
>go to doctor
>test positive for celiac disease and protein deficiency
>eat nothing but vegetables and meat, mostly vegetables
>even try eating a lot of meat
>still in more and more pain every day and cant get over 125 lbs
>>29627025
i did that for four years
turns out i was dying and you fucking "man up" pieces of shit led me to neglecting my digestive issues for years
and now that im eating food im not allergic to and have lost the ability to digest due to massive amounts of inflammation, i still cannot gain weight
ive even tried taking digestive enzymes, hydrochoric acid supplements, ginger, turmeric, l glutamine, bromelain, papaya extract, you fucking name it, even all at the same time
seemed to make me feel better, but hell, not much
at this point i feel like i might as well go back to eating shit that will kill me fast because i dont have anything else to enjoy in life and that isnt going to change
>>29628954
Why not just use both?
>>29628198
Jesus fucking CHRIST. Eat some food cunt. My forearms are the size of your quads.
>>29628954
>>29629013
You don't need protein shakes to gain weight.
"I eat and I eat but I just can't gain weight!!!" he says after he eats 1 sandwich which is his only meal for the day
It's impossible unless you have parasites, and don't give me muh metabolism
Count your calories. I guarantee you skinny cunts are not eating enough
>tfw no cute chubby fujo gf who likes skinny guys like in her yaoi anime
>>29629037
This.
Protein shakes are the epitome of normalfagness for those with no determination.
>tfw 5'7", 190lbs
SKINNYFAGS OUT
>tfw 6'1 and 130 pounds
kill me lads, gaining weight is awful too
is this a troll thread?
I almost eat nothing and I'm a fat fuck
>>29626664
whey gave me chest acne
>>29629542
>I almost eat nothing and I'm a fat fuck
>>29629171
They're a luxury. I have them myself, but I'm lazy when it comes to eating. You can get an easy 150g+ a day from food. Even then the average natural lifter does not need anywhere near that much.
>be 5'10" 190lbs 16 y/o
>crosscountry.exe
>be 6'0" 150lbs
>18
>half beta half chad
>girls finally interested in me
>best thing that happened
>>29628198
6'3 130, I feel ya bro. I never stopped caring but I try to embrace it as much as possible. I eat only 1500 cal a day and save a fuck load of money.
>>29626677
>my bro once asked this of me out of the blue
>sure?
>easily threw me over his shoulder and walked around a bit
>puts me down
>"thanks, anon, been wanting to do that."
Glad I was able to help him get that out of his system.
>>29628951
>So even if you're beta as fuck, by virtue of being skinny, chubby and fat girls will think highly of you and want the D.
There's hope for me yet.
>>29626776
Iktf
As a bonus im on purinethol now that kills my apitite
>>29626881
I know those feels mate
197cm 65kg
>>29628961
Rich Piana has a YouTube series where he gains 30 lbs in 30 days.
>>29630997
Oh shit neat im gonna aim to do the same starting today, thanks for letting me know such a rate of weight gain is so achievable
>be me
>High school
>skelly mode
>after school musical rehearsals when I have some weird type of low blood sugar/panic attack thing go on
>the girl who I've been in love with since then picks me up and carries me outside
