>tfw you will never live in an island where you do experiments on animals
>you will never live on an island where there are talking, sentient fish who keep you company and help you out by digging out seaweed for you to eat
Death, please. Preferably painless. Thank you.
Let's not beat around the bush OP, when you say experiment, you mean fuck.
I somehow read that as
>tfw you will never live under Islam where you will experiment with animals