So last night I tried it. I was curious, so I peed a little bit into my chicken noodle soup. I was curious how it would change the flavor. I always liked the smell of my own pee, so I was salivating at the thought lol. Anyway, it tasted okay. It had a strange flavor, kind of metallic but salty from the soup.
For anyone who was curious about my results. I was curious.
I can kinda see your viewpoint. While I don't taste my pee, sometimes when it gets really cold I'll pee on my hands in order to warm them up, then wash it off after an hour or so. It actually works pretty well.
>>29626065
I think pee could probably be used as a good substitute for salt
I've drank my piss before when I home alone last summer, I don't know why more people don't do it - it's perfectly healthy
>>29626065
I had this book as a kid that told kids to drink their piss and that it was good for you. I have tried it. It's pretty good if I'm in the right mood. Piss has a unique flavor that hits the spot from time to time. I like to chill it a bit and put a bit of sugar in it. I dont do it a lot, but I do it enough.
>>29626155
I just wish that there was a spa somewhere where I can swim in a pool of pee while people pee on me from above.
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fucking hell this is why you're alone
>>29626189
lol i kould easily cnock your ass out is a heartbeat.
>>29626176
>I just wish that there was a spa somewhere where I can swim in a pool of pee while people pee on me from above.
The problem with this is that some foods can cause piss to have a very strong smell and an unsavory taste, so the pissers would need to be on a controlled diet
This could work if the pissers were hired to drink large quantities of water and piss it out, making the almost clear type of piss - just being in the body by itself will give the piss a light salty refreshing taste, and it's so much more sexual since it's coming out of another person
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I wish the people who invented the internet were alive to see post-ironic shitposting like this.
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the poster children of /r9k/
btw, this is NOT something to be proud of
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>>29626246
You guys crack me up, keep it up
Has anyone else here ever intentionally pee on the floor so you could roll around in it before you take a shower?
I had a dream once where I was in a bathtub filled with pee, and there were two beautiful women by my side dumping ladlefuls of fresh warm pee all over my body.
I'd love to have a dream like that again.
>>29626376
Thats sounds a bit messy, but I have pissed in my own face while sitting on the toilet. What I was trying to do was carefully examine my urine exiting my urethra. Idk why I used to be fascinated with liquid exiting holes in my body.
Does anyone else here intentionally piss the bed? It makes my pajamas all nice and warm, and my mommy cleans up the mess before bedtime the next day.
>>29626487
I pee the bed every night. I am 36 years young.
>>29626532
>I pee the bed every night. I am 36 years young.
that's a little too extreme for me
honestly I pee myself like once a month at most
do you have plastic pants or something
Ayone else like to pee on certain things?
Like I like to sneak up on my god and piss on her when shes un aware. Lol its kind of funny but fucked up. Leaves a mess too. hahahaa..
>>29626556
Yeah I have those, but I always end up pooping as well.I've gotten liquid diarrhea several times from drinking lots of pickle juice and not eating a whole lot. nothing beats 1 and 2 at the same time.
>>29626487
No but I did once wake up with a ball of poo under the covers.
>>29626582
I meant to say dgo
>>29626582
I like to give my dad a spook some times. Bend my penis around the corner and give him a little squirt to the back of the head while he sits on the couch.
>>29626608
i mean dog fuck
>>29626176
Oh gosh.
You have been muted for 0 seconds, because your comment was original.
>>29626651
I do that to my little sister and she only18 lol
This is the best thread I've seen all day
Whenever my brother and I shower together I always pee on him when he isn't looking lol
I don't know why he gets so mad, I mean, we are in the shower, it's not like I am making a mess
You know what would be extravagant? Urine flavored blow pops. My mouth is watering like crazy right now.
>>29626724
...you know you can freeze your own piss right anon
you aren't even considering all the other uses of frozen piss - I always have a few bottles of the stuff in my freezer, it's just so versatile
not to mention how much longer it lasts
>>29626601
>this entire thread
i can't think of original words
>>29626250
They are. It's only been like 20 or 30 years.
