>"Oh Anon, I had no idea you felt this way! Why didn't you say something earlier. Anon, I don't care if you don't have any friends. I don't care if you aren't some loud, sociable person. I didn't choose to date you because of any of that. It's you I want to be around. It's you I have strong feelings for. It's you that I knew I just had to get to know. I love you Anon, and I wish you could see that. In the time we've been together I feel like I've told you more about my life than I've ever told anyone else. And it's because you're someone I can see myself being with for a very long time. And as long as you see me as someone you want to be with then.... that's all that really matters! I promise!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvfbIU8LYyY ]
>>29625261
Things that don't happen general?
Things that don't happen general.
>>29625298
Have you ever heard a crazy woman ramble? it sounds like the garbage OP writes up honestly.
Women like this are usually condom breakers or they're abusive towards sub men. My younger brother and my roommate currently deal with this retarded shit and they've said similar shit
Avooooid
>"Guess who! No peaking! Dang it, how did you guess? Hey, I just found out I have tomorrow off. If memory serves me well I think a certain Anon has the day off tomorrow too. If that's right I wonder if Anon would like to join me on a ride to the coast for a picnic and a day of fun and relaxation? Oh he would? Fantastic! I'll go find my bathing suit!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfYl6_f2Mdg ]
>"Wh-what, is wrong with you? Why do you obsess and obsess with something that you can't have? Why do you go after someone that will never, ever love you back? Someone you know that is just going to hurt you and hurt you. But, you still do it.... Why."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8TyGGFUlhM ]
>"I look back at these photos of myself when I was younger a lot. How little I was. How small the world felt back then. I could count the people I loved on my fingertips. Everything was just... happier I guess. I was in love with everything, and the world was my oyster... I wish I could go back. I hate the present me, anon. I don't like the person i've turned into... I need help."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nyirs2lNdQ ]
>"Clock in clock out. Too tired to do anything else. Sleep. Over and over again. I can't keep doing this anon. I don't know where my life is heading. It seems like everything is just downhill. What I thought was freedom, leaving home and starting a new life for myself, turned out to be the opposite of that. I feel so dead. All the time. And I can't do anything about it. I miss you anon. I hope college is treating you well, I was always too dumb for any of that. Good luck, my break is almost over."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-olf3xtixU ]
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>>29625662
Niggerinos roll up square 100% guaps
>"Can't we just lie here for another five minutes Anon. It just feels so good, lying here with you. Just five more minutes Anon. Can you put your arms around me? You're so warm. Just five more minutes. I promise....."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWnUuosQwZY ]
>"Anon! You're up! I'm finishing up with some dishes and making breakfast for you! Did you wake up from the smell of the bacon? It looks sooooo yummy. And I made some eggs, just the way you like 'em, Sunny-side up! And there's fresh orange juice too! Just want you to have a good start to your day Anon!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkEXzaGaZaA ]
>"Anon you made it! Hope I didn't bother you too much by making you come out to the park and feed pigeons with me. I just needed a friend and I immediately thought of you. I hope you don't mind. Look! They're already gathered around the benches. I brought some crackers, this is going to be so much fun!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95sRDgEtjSE ]
>"Hey, wait a minute. Can we pause the movie quickly before it starts? No no, I do want to watch it, promise! I'll be back in a sec. I hope you don't mind me bringing the pillows in from the bedroom, I just want us to be extra cozy. And plus if I fall asleep like you keep saying I will then at least I'll be comfortable!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwe5aBV8b4c ]
How do I find a gf that talks to me like this?
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What compels you to post this shit?
>>29625804
God fucking damn it anon I wish a girl would smile at me like that
>"Hey Anon, I'm in here! Did you have a nice day today? Oh nothing, I'm just finishing up some homework. Look I'm almost finished already. Hey I have some food in the oven. It should be ready in about thirty minutes if you're hungry? No you're not interrupting me stupid, I've been looking forward to seeing you all day!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEpMj-tqixs ]
normies GET OUT!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
robots and cyborgs only, fuck, let us have this one place on the internet.
>>29626017
leave your house, aim for 7/10s (still cutie range but not stacy range) and below
>"No, how about you listen for once. You want to know my real feelings? How I really feel about you? I think you're pathetic. I think you're the most pathetic person I've ever known. When I first saw you I thought you were only quiet because you were shy and intelligent, I really did. But since then I've come to realize that you're just an angry, bitter, egotistical freak who thinks he is somehow destined for greatness despite having no talent at anything he does. You are worthless. You are so delusional it's actually sad. You think just because you can't interact with people that you're somehow better than them, and that just because you understand all these weird internet references that you're somehow special? I mean are you kidding me? And not only that but you're so clingy. You praise me all the time yet you make little snide remarks about everyone you see. It's like you're trying to trap me in your pathetic little existence and expect me to find your loneliness mysterious or interesting or something. Well I don't, and I'm leaving, and I'll know better from now on to presume anything about lonely guys like you, because I really don't want to waste my time again."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOFYhuDgmvw ]
>"I made this song for you anon! I hope you like it! You always look so sad all the time, just thought I could cheer you up with some sweet music, my music. It always made you smile listening to it, though I don't think i'm very good, even though you tell me all the time that I'm amazing... I love you anon!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OhWYFiz_D0 ]
>"Remember that song we used to listen to when we were just teenagers in middle school? You had that cheap stereo in your room, and I'd come over after school and we'd lock ourselves there, listening to our favorite songs together. We'd lie on your bed and stare at your ceiling fan and think and talk out loud to each other. We used to talk so much about so much stupid shit. I loved it there... I miss you anon..."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q01I-6ygJ4I ]
