>A-anon, I know you are my brother and all, but I just wanted to let you know that, u-um. I really like you. In a sexual sort of way. I-I hope you understand.
>>29624360
Its ok you're adopted anyway.
n-no I don't think I really like family roleplay, sorry
>>29624360
When did I get a sibling?
>>29624360
Oh I can do alot more than just understandin' girlie
*miller lite intensifies*
>>29624502
hey man i don't like incest either but miller lite is good shit.
>>29624524
Miller lite is objectively terrible and you should STRONGLY consider suicide if you disagree.
>>29624535
can you recommend an alternative then?i'm already gonna commit suicide soon, this is r9k.
>>29624360
>nose ring
HUHHHh. I think it's best if we stayed brother and sister.
>>29624524
miller high life
>>29624360
>posts a nonwhite
>>29624625
Oh anon, there are so many beers out there to try besides Miller Lite. I would recommend prolonging your death until you've tried a couple brews from beeradvocate's top 250 list. My go-to cheap beer is Yuengling, but sadly they don't have it out here in Arizona. I'd also recommend Founder's All Day IPA for its sheer value alone.