>go on tinder
>actually match with someone
>she messages first
>wtf.jpg
>try to talk to her
>dull as a rock.
What the fuck? This bitch wasn't even that attractive. Why are women so fucking dense?tinder thread
>Riveting.
you did the fedora thing my dude
>>29623637
Reply "I mean what are you dooooing"
>>29623719
>dude just say "bby u want sum fuk?"
>anything else is gay fedora nigger stupid atheist christian redneck reddit egergdgdf
>>29623637
Post whole chat log I have a feeling anyone who would respond with riveting when you asked her what she was doing and then complain about it is a massive autist.
>>29623719
>fedora word
>doesn't realize I'm sarcastically scolding her with my remark
Hello newfag
>>29623863
It's just like 2 gifs and an emoji not much to show man
>>29623913
The context doesn't patter pleb. It's a cringy beta word like "indeed".
>be robot 3 years ago
>actually manage to become confident, fit, attractive
>doing summer internship in middle of nowhere college town, no friends
>try out tinder
>so lonely I can't help but pedestalize or get intimidated every cute girl I match with
pic related
>"haha so what you up to?"
>"sitting on my couch"
>"[reddit speak]"
>"...What?"
I wouldn't try to come off as a smartass to someone I barely know baka
>>29624063
riveting tale ol chap please do expatiate
>>29623637
That made me lose.
>a dumb girl tht wants to get fucked and slightly more intelligent autist clash
Please post the whole thing.
>>29624380
It's fine to be a smartass on tinder if you do it right. Using words outside the simple female's vocabulary isn't doing it right.
>>29624380
>le white Knight meme
Kys
>>29624297
Get on the Harpoons fellow anon
>>29623637
>riveting
Y-Yamete!
I don't understand her reaction. Does she take sitting on a couch doing nothing extremely seriously or something?
>go on tinder
There's your problem.
>>29624847
she's not fat m8 she just has a round face
although her bio did say "thick thighs saves lives"
fuck you, I would still suffocate myself with those tits
>>29623637
>riveting
kekkekk sir kekkington
OY ME LADY WHAT A RIVETING SITUATION YOU IN
>>29624868
She doesn't know what "riveting" means.
A lot of people don't have big vocabularies.
>>29625426
she probably thinks its a smartphone game called riveting
>>29625426
>knowing what "riveting" means qualifies as having a big vocabulary
And beside that point entirely, OP is probably just not attractive. Chad could talk like the Oxford English dictionary reads and they would get wet.
>>29625480
im a pretty smart average looking dude (25 years old) and i have never heard of that word either
so OP is fedora as fuck
protip: girls dont like guys who use fedora speak
just talk like you have seen pussy before instead of being a master memer
Fucking welcome to women. I've spent the last 6 years of my fucking life learning how to wade through this and have sex with them using every possible dating site and social network, and this is all of them.
If they don't outright give you "haha" after you do pull off a sixteen-line incredible joke, with the implicit meaning of "i approve, you may continue to amuse me," then the best you'll get out of them is still shitty half-assed content. You'll pull off some amazing fucking wordplay or tell some incredible anecdote and they just reply with low-grade Chinese knockoff sarcasm as if it's on par. Bitch it isn't fucking on par, you're giving me shit in exchange for gold. But that's okay, you have the pussy so I have to do all the work.
I hate women. I hate women. I hate women. I hae women. I htfucsdjsd
>>29623637
kek you're clueless
![2000px-Riveting.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/aGgRLuD.png "2000px-Riveting.svg[1].png")
>riveting
-
>>29623637
actually worthwhile girls don't go on internet dating sites anon
>>29625594
>tinder
>dating
pick one and only one my fedora friend
>oy a true fair maiden would never resort to using something as vile and barbaric as a modern time communication device to get into touch with someone from the opposite sex me lady i only find those true gals in the library or museum of arts me lady *tip tip tips*
>>29625550
Let's face facts, if you don't know what "riveting" means, you're not that smart.
>>29625627
if you miss the point you're not that smart
>>29625550
>pretty smart native English speaker
>not knowing the word riveting
I'm sorry, that does not compute for any conventional meaning of "pretty smart."
You've essentially established a hard ceiling on your IQ of 110.
>>29625652
i'm not native English speaker
>>29625550
The word might be fedora as fuck. But if you are a 25 year old native English speaker and don't know what 'riveting' means I got some bad news for you.
>>29625550
I'm a third world shitskin who's still learning the english language and i know what riveting means
>>29625635
Your point is wrong.
>>29625681
>>29625674
kek dont try to make this about me
its not about knowing the word either, even if you are or aren't an native Enlgish speaker
it's about the word sounding fedora as fuck and replying with single expensive words is cringey as fuck
>>29625694
well at least here people dont die of aids all the time
>>29625621
OH WOW SORRY INTERNET ***FUCKING SITE
god you're pedantic. you deserve that boring bitch.
>>29625719
its more weird if you are not on the internet in 2016
>>29625706
I don't know why you think using particular words is "fedora", which is a retarded adjective in itself. Smart people have an extensive vocabulary and can use it conversationally. You can either use large words when they fit in your speech and are called for in what you're describing, or you can use them for humor, which is what OP did. What you seem to believe is "anyone who uses big words I don't understand is a nerd loser virgin face".
>>29625702
no itsd not
>>29625757
didnt read lol
i win u guys r stupid
>>29625757
>or you can use them for humor, which is what OP did.
then how come nobody is laughing
>>29623637
fuck you so much. i fucking hate people who ask any sort of variation of "what's up/what are you doing/what are you up to?"
like what the fuck do you think i'm doing you stupid sack of fucking horse shit. i'm on fucking tindr/some other messaging client. what the fuck what the fuck.
people like you piss me the hell off. why not open with an actually interesting conversation topic or some other worthwhile question or conversation piece like actual interesting people do.
fuck you op
>>29625818
And then it's the sluts fault when she doesn't come up with an interesting topic. Riveting.
>get tinder 4 days ago
>literally ZERO matches
Ive been using all available swipes, swiping right on girls i think are at LEAST average. Do i just have to lower my standards? Do the girls really only go for chads?
What the fuck is this shit honestly?
>>29625886
give it time
like about 75 percent of all girls
twice a day or once a day
then after a few weeks you should have at least one
can you show picture and bio? blank out face, name or personal shit even if you have to, just so we can see if you use the right stuff
>>29625939
I'd rather not post my pictures but
One is a selfie straight up of my face with a nice smile(not creepy)
The other three are pictures of me with friends on nights out. (In one of them you can barely see my face though)
This is my bio. From a big city btw.
>>29626026
Oyy how's the weather up there?
>Foodie
hmmm
do you got any pics where you seem to be doing something interesting? BEcause if you dont have the looks it helps to have the status
>>29626055
hmm no :// but im going on a holiday with my mother + brothers at the end of july so maybe ill be able to get some good pics then? Any more short term solutions? I thought tinder was supposed to be easy desu
>>29625818
Nice Tripfag
1. She had no bio
2. She wasn't that attractive so I just wanted to get to the point
3. You're a cunt
>>29626272
its easy if you look attractive
and its not only about physically attractive, its also about status, posture, hobbies, activities etc
>>29625681
It's not a "fedora" word. It's just retarded using that particular word in that context trying to get a woman.
>>29625783
we are, we're laughing at him
>be robotic all throughout high school
>lose v card at 17 in senior year
>become confident, grow into my features more, get more toned from puberty
>graduate high school
>become successful male model
>I've been traveling the world and swiping in different cities, coasts, and countries
>have 200 matches, don't bother to message first anymore
>now they message me first and sometimes I still don't write back
I can't believe I ever tried to impress women desu.
>>29626538
nice fanfic, faggot.
>ask dumb roastie questions for conversation
>one word answers
just ignore me like everyone else.
>>29626616
You at least give her some form of stimulus if she's taking the painstaking time to respond to you with one-word replies. You'd be better off to stop replying to her before she stops replying to you though.
>people think riveting is a fedora word
Just how dumb are the people in this thread?
>>29626616
tinder threads on /r9k/ remind me why I'm MGTOW
>>29626694
they're just dumb millennial teenagers anon, pay them no mind.
>>29626694
theres such a thing as knowing your audience. but moreover, i have no idea why OP would expect an interesting response to the most cliched question in the book
>>29626576
>I've made so much progress that my life is literally unbelievable to a robot
Thanks :^)
I hope you find what you're looking for, with speediness and efficacy.
>>29626710
>l'm a MGTOW
>>29626775
I appreciate that sentiment, but I still think you're full of shit.
Anyone else get a bit of a confidence boost despite not actually getting that many matches?
>tfw look like ass
>thought I might try tinder and see whether I can get any matches before I get /fit/
>make a single-pictured tinder profile
>reject at least 85% of the people that I say (never realised how picky I was until Tinder)
>used it maybe 4 or 5 times over the course of two months
>still got a few matches
It's dumb, but both were pretty qt and it really helped my confidence, even though it was only like two people
I'm pretty attractive and get matches but i'm too autistic to actually message anyone, let alone meet up
>>29626807They were bots.
>the game is obviously skewed, it's a complete seller's markets, you're basically competing and humiliating yourself for the worst of the worst
>still play it
vagcuckuldery is the worst
>>29626785
i had to google this and it seemed a bit like redpill but even more embarrassing. but maybe thats just reddit
>>29626834
Nah, they weren't. We didn't meet up, but I did talk with them. I even autism'd out at one and they stopped responding.
>>29626856
go back to the plantation then
>>29626694
This, my good sir.
Upvoted!! Riveting comment.
>>29623637
OP ever consider that she's confused because you're being hostile to her for absolutely no reason.
>ask her what she's doing
>treat her sarcastically when she answers honestly
What were you doing when you were messaging her? Sitting on your couch, perhaps?
>>29624868
She's confused because OP is being rude to her for no reason, but she doesn't have the confidence to say, "yeah, sorry I'm not fucking parasailing right now dickwipe".
>>29626880
>not understanding irony
Can't wait till summers over.
>>29626875
ok my good man
>>29625440
>>29625426
>ROBOTS ACTUALLY THINK THAT THEY HAVE ABOVE AVERAGE VOCABULARIES FOR KNOWING THE MEANING OF THE WORD "RIVETING"
holy shit how fucking isolated from the outside world and narcissistic can people possibly be
this is akin to fucking bragging about knowing what "citizen kane" is.
if you don't like in a fucking trailer park or some ghetto shithole literally everyone understands you.
>>29626748
Sure it was a shakey start but what you have to understand is SHE messaged me FIRST. So when I asking a shit question like that, I'd expect at least a small amount of enthusiasm and desire to continue the conversation.
Thus I said riveting. To spite her retarded answer.
>>29625553
> a sixteen-line incredible joke,
> amazing fucking wordplay
> incredible anecdote
Your wordplay is so incredible you repeated the same adjective in two adjacent sentences.
If a woman's only response to your "incredible" joke is "haha" rather than trying to engage you further, I got some news for you:
Either your joke wasn't funny, or you're really, really unattractive. Either way, you're trying too hard and it's cringey.
Also
>randomly sending people 16 line jokes when they're giving you one sentence responses
Confirmed for literally autistic.
>>29626999
Trips confirms this man actually knows what the fuck he's talking about.
>>29626945
Do you not talk to women anon? When you ask a woman what's up, especially one who showed interest by messaging you first, you'd expect them to answer in such a way to keep the conversation going.
>>29626999
you are actually uncultured swine who never opened a book in his life, i'm not even a native speaker and I know about the word riveting, OP's sarcastic remark was pretty on point but like you, this girl also has the literary habits of a pig.
It's not about bragging, it's about how you ignorant shits can't go by this thread without attempting to justify your own ignorance and looking like even greater idiots doing so.
>>29625818
Because people with social skills and an interest in furthering the conversation take this simple introduction as a means to start discussing a worthwhile topic.
Example:
>What's up?
>I'm watching this documentary called the Jinx!
>Oh sick, yeah I love documentaries, I actually have this funny story about catching my dad watching this one documentary at, like, 3 in the morning. What's it about?
>lol What was he doing? Yeah it's a true crime story, etc. etc. etc.
> an actually interesting conversation topic
Yes, because I'm just going to walk up to someone and say, "hey, what are your thoughts about the Napoleonic Wars?" without any knowledge of how much they know or would like to discuss this topic, instead of letting conversation flow naturally.
I get this board is full of autists, but what the actual fuck.
>>29626694
It IS a fedora word. It's not a difficult word, but it's a word with a connotation that is awkward in natural conversation. Hence, "fedora". It technically fits, but the lack of understanding of the social subtleties associated with word choice make the speaker sound awkward.
>>29627103
let's admit it, you start to discuss anything not related to immediate daily life and the women loses all interest. it's like a switch. this retarded normie code of behavior is why being a robot is less bad than it initially seems
>>29627020
Maybe she wanted you to ask her what else was new because she didn't want to be presumptuous and start rambling about herself.
Sure, from this tiny fraction that you've shown us, she seems like a bad conversationalist. However, you're much worse than her.
>>29627103
>Inb4 this anon gets called a normie for understanding basic social skills
It's okay anon, I understand this.
>>29627131
kill yourself, the girl didn't even bother to check the word online and it takes 30 seconds, rather respond with a "huh?" and admit she's a fucking cow, and you actually enable this behaviour and lack of culture because of fedora meme
>>29627051
I do talk to women.
There's a thousand and one reasons why she answered lamely, including the fact that sometimes people just message without thinking because Tinder is something you do at 4am.
A good conversationalist knows how to compensate for the awkwardness of the person they're speaking to, but even someone with rudimentary social skills should understand not to insult someone because they made one misplaced comment.
>>29627102
i know the word riveting, it's not that difficult, hence my post.
>calling my literary habits shit
what are you reading right now, anon? genuinely curious.
>OP's sarcastic remark was pretty on point
>op sperging out for no reason is "on point"
> this girl also has the literary habits of a pig.
>i'm going to keep making assumptions, as long as i feel smart when i make them, it doesn't matter if the person on the other side knows that they are false and thinks im a moron!
> it's about how you ignorant shits can't go by this thread without attempting to justify your own ignorance and looking like even greater idiots doing so.
>justify your own ignorance
>after making all those assumptions about my literary habits
get bent.
>>29623719
this
fuck
this is how i used to talk to girls when i was 13 and thought i was so le smart
Most girls suck at conversation and just let the guy carry it. If and when you find a girl that can hold a good conversation on her own, hold on tight if she's a qt.
That said
>riveting
m8 pls
>>29627183
What woman doesn't want to talk about herself? How far from reality have you gone?
Also how does this snippet show I'm a bad conversationist?
>>29627204
he's enabling her behaviour simply because she's his first match in five days while she had 100 matches in the last hour. it's always supply and demand
>>29627182
> you start to discuss anything not related to immediate daily life and the women loses all interest
Or maybe women don't want to talk to you, so they politely say what they're doing but refuse to elaborate to avoid encouraging you.
>>29625818
"what're you up to" etc. is usually the "I want to have sex tonight" hookup line.
If they aren't into hookups they'll usually have more stuff going on in their profile talking about their interests and such you can make a question out of, but if it's fairly empty they're probably there for hookups.
>>29627259
>it's all le your fault! you're the reason!
Nah it's a common observation. also implying I try. back to moo cow farm with you
>>29626026
/b/ro your status is shit. Describe yourself a little better, say something interesting/funny.
>>29627251
OP here
Actually she's my 5th today so suck a dick.
>>29627259
She messaged me first so that wouldn't make sense for her to give up after two snippets of conversation.
>>29627201
The thing is, unlike most of the people on this board, I'm ACTUALLY an autist. I had to watch people carefully and think really critically about social skills in order to get decent at them.
Thanks anon.
>>29627204
The word "riveting" is not even close to being a difficult or uncommon word, she probably knows what it means. And she probably realises that saying, "riveting" after she says something boring is sarcastic.
She says, "huh" because she doesn't understand why OP is being sarcastic, and thus mean, to her.
The fact she says that instead of immediately closing the chat implies OP actually had a shot with her, because she's giving him the chance to clarify instead of just moving on to the next hundred matches on her list.
Of course, OP can't fucking take the hint and score, so he acts like a jerk and is ever the permavirgin.
>>29627233
Not sure if you even are a human with it's cognitive functions working at this point
How did OP sperg? This conversation could have gone ways if the girl picked up on his sarcastic remark.
This girl DOES have the literary habits of a pig, and so does anyone who responds with "Huh?" after being told the word riveting, i'm not even going to talk about the sarcasm, cause that's always hard to detect online and there's no way to tell if it's sarcasm, but that "huh?" is clearly a "huh?" that means
>I don't know what that word means, what the fuck did u just say to me?
You can include anyone who posted here who didn't know the meaning of the word in the same group as this girl, you obviously sperged because seing other's lay down the truth made you upset and you felt like you had to shit all of them with your superiority, while ironically shaming the people who were claiming the position this girl is a doofus for not know the word riveting for having a superiority complex and being narcissistic.
>you are actually wrong, stop enabling ignorance
I'm reading pic related.
>>29627334
OP here.
I knew I could've smashed but I honestly wouldn't have hit that. Was just hoping for some snapchat tits. She had an okay rack.
>>29627103
how is telling someone you saw your dad watching a documentary at 3 am interesting. haha thats so fucking stupid
>>29627250
> What woman doesn't want to talk about herself? How far from reality have you gone?
Maybe she's shy.
Maybe she's aware of that meme and doesn't want to seem "like the other girls" by rambling about herself.
> Also how does this snippet show I'm a bad conversationist?
Because you were rude for no reason.
Also I love how when people are judging this chick as being stupid you have no issue but when I call you a bad conversationalist suddenly you're incredulous about this being a "snippet".
>>29627303
The Nile is more than just a river, my friend.
>it's normal for women to give short responses to Chad!
>it has nothing to do with me
Nope. If Chad says something to a woman she'll go on for several minutes trying to attract him, and then ask him questions to keep him talking. She'll get mad or upset when he doesn't text back/talk more.
Bitches love irreverent messages
>>29627385
I was rude cause she gave me a fucking shit answer to my question. It's not that hard to understand anon.
>>29627325
> She messaged me first so that wouldn't make sense for her to give up after two snippets of conversation.
>because she messaged me first that means that I'm the only guy she's after, that she's socially competent, etc.
>>29627251
I'm talking about the fags defending this girl and calling out on the ones calling her stupid.
>>29627334
>PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THIS DUMB BITCH PICKED UP ON OP'S SARCASM THROUGH TINDER @ 4 AM BASED SOLELY ON THE WORD "RIVETING" BEING TYPED IN THE CHAT AND NOT BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE ACTUAL WORD.
You are actually retarded.
Non-robot here, Just ask her what she's wearing or something be flirty, she messaged you first. You got this OP don't spaghetti this one up.
>>29627412
>women have loads of matches and get the pick of the litter
>she's not interested in the ones she picks
Gee this sure makes sense.
>>29626538
can you post face so we know what you have to look like to get that type of responses?
>>29627403
Hahaha funny af dude.
>>29627454
It's not real you retarded idiot.
>>29627439
I don't want to fuck her. She's not that attractive.
>>29627236
you're a retard
he's saying it ironically
>>29627401
That's true, but it seemed like you were directly blaming on person. if about 85% of the male population are non-chads, and they're all going to get such responses, then obviously the situation is quite skewed
>>29627364
>reads Foucault
>an autistic fag
;)
>>29627364
> How did OP sperg?
because he insulted her for no reason. when you do socially awkward shit like that, it's sperging. it's akin to fucking calling someone's opinions "plebian" to their face during a first meeting.
> This conversation could have gone ways if the girl picked up on his sarcastic remark.
literally how could she respond to op being a dick without sperging herself or laughing it off?
the thing is, she doesn't know OP IRL. if she did, she could roll with the joke, but now every little thing he says is magnified because she has no other information to go on.
> >I don't know what that word means, what the fuck did u just say to me?
>>I don't know what that word means, what the fuck did u just say to me?
>what the fuck did u just say to me?
yeah, as in, "why did you say that?"
>you obviously sperged because seing other's lay down the truth made you upset and you felt like you had to shit all of them with your superiority,
>you whine about this girl's literary habits even though there's nothing in this thread related to books
>I'm the one obsessed with my superiority
okay pal
i'm trying to help OP/the people in this thread out because they're having a hard time understanding what other people are thinking...you know, the thing that op was asking about.
>pic related
oh boy, first year philosophy, eh kiddo? what's next, derrida?
>>29627325
>Actually she's my 5th today
you're still her 200th.
>>29627384
Because the anecdote I was referring to was coming home stoned and finding my Dad at 3am drinking wine and narrating over a muted Planet Earth documentary while wearing a snuggie. It's wacky, the sort of quirky bullshit chicks think is funny.
Besides, if my anecdote was all you got out of that post, I'm afraid you missed the point.
>>29627476
>pretends to have read / understood Foucault on the internet
>calls others autisic retards
>;)
forgot to mention he doesn't even know the meaning of the word Riveting.
Okk budd
>>29627410
>her being awkward is the same as being rude
No, rude is sarcastically saying, "riveting" to an innocuous response.
>>29627531
what if she's straight edge? YOU BLEW IT
>>29627417
> PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THIS DUMB BITCH PICKED UP ON OP'S SARCASM
>WOW MY SENSE OF HUMOUR AND VOCABULARY ARE SO ADVANCED, BITCHES JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME
See, smart people often make the mistake of assuming that other people understand the same things that they do, because to them it's obvious.
Average people with delusions of grandeur often underrate the intelligence of others because they overrate the value of what they know.
>>29627541
>thinks that anon was me
>keeps using RLM reaction images
>fucking /tv/ fags
>>29627531
what do i need to get from your post? i dont care about anything you said because i dont go on tinder. someone can say something fine but irrelevant but same something else stupid. your situation is not wacky at all. no girl will think thats funny
>>29627493
I'm aware how tinder works you fucking fag.
>>29627546
I wouldn't even call what she said a response. She added literally nothing to the conversation, that in itself, is rude.
>>29627558
Then you say that catching your father in so many absurd situations of which that anecdote was the most mild has turned you off to alcohol and you've since quit doing drugs.
Or, you know, find someone compatible with myself.
>>29627590
>implying I go on tinder
>implying I haven't made girls laugh with that same story
Maybe it isn't funny and I'm just really handsome.
>>29627600
>her "adding nothing" to the conversation is the same as insulting her
So when people resort to small talk around you, do you sperg out and say, "God, I fucking hate small talk, why can't someone ask me about an actual fucking topic"? Because that's a comparable scenario.
>>29627480
1stly, I didn't even see the rest of OPs replys, I just saw the initial dialogue where this dumb bitch guys "huh?" after not understanding the word riveting, if he sperged out after I really don't give a shit, that's not what was being discussed in the first place.
2nd, you weren't trying to help, go read your post that I replied to, you were saying the people accusing this bitch of being dumb (i'm not even counting picking up the sarcasm, but actually not knowing the word riveting makes you uncultured) were narcissists with a superiority complex, when you are actually doing the same thing to them, except they are right and you have no other reason other than
>fedora
3rd I'm mastering in security with a comp / information engineering degree already in my hand, and I enjoy philosophical works, if you had asked me 2 weeks ago I would've said I was reading PKD.
>>29627629
its probably a fake laugh
>>29627600
>he's mad because he's playing a game where his at severe disadvantage because of his gender (just suck it up brah!)
don't you have more vagcucking to do?
If a girl sends me hey with a kissing face emoji what should I do. Do I send one back? Do I say a line or ask her for nudes/date?
This just happened to me and I am an autist help
>>29627564
>posting tumblr-core quotes
>still not killing yourself
Sounds like a plausible well researched scientific subject, I'd actually dare to say 90% of the smartest people do this.
>smart people often make the mistake
>smart people often make
>not mistakes
Maybe after speaking to other humans those smart people would realize most people are retarded like OP's bitch right? Nah, that would be delusions of grandeur
kek
>>29627480
God the fact that this anon has to even argue for his points pisses me off. It's so obvious that he's right idk why you other faggots even try, all of you kys
>>29627629
Most people aren't THAT fucking shit at small talk.
>hey what's going on friend?
>oh not much just been chilling here, HOW ABOUT YOU?
The caps phrase at the end really makes all the difference and can keep a conversation moving forward. She bluntly shot the conversation dead.
Jesus Christ how retarded are you dude?
>>29627564
if this is bait, very good
if not, you're actually retarded, the vast majority of smart people who actually aren't autistc know how to communicate with other humans who are less educated on the subject by purposly explaining things in a way they can understand, teachers do this all the time in order for students to learn easier.
Smart people literally underrate peoples intelligence and act acordingly in order to show their points across.
So riddle me this. The girl in the original pic of this thread decided to be a boring cunt even though she was a 5/10 and probably could've used a fucking guy in her life
Now here we are in pic related with an easy 8 or 9 /10 where I say a stupid fucking joke and instantly get in.
RIVETING.
>>29627600
What? That's not rude at all you fucking retard. Calling you a fucking retard is rude. Saying huh? is not rude you fucking idiot.
>>29627646
And I bet you're going to say it's a fake orgasm, too.
>>29627750
It's not because she said huh. It's because all she said to my what's up was "sitting on the couch." That to me signals she is either shit at conversation or was not interested in me anymore. But the latter can't be true cause she said huh and thus wanted to continue.
Dumb
Bitch.
>>29627736
Congrats OP, you realized that in order to succeed with women you have to communicate at a level they can understand,
>>29627774
Top kek.
Original sauce
>>29627630
> I just saw the initial dialogue where this dumb bitch guys "huh?" after not understanding the word riveting, if he sperged out after
>he ACTUALLY thinks I'm talking about something after "huh"
wow, for someone concerned with literary habits your reading comprehension is terrible.
>you weren't trying to help because you were mean
it's possible to give someone constructive criticism and be rude or blunt. if that's hard for you, go back to tumblr or your hugbox. but okay, anon, next time i'll be sure to remind the person i'm correcting that they're always unique, totally intelligent and sometimes mysterious.
> 3rd I'm mastering in security with a comp / information engineering degree already in my hand,
>being so fucking frazzled by people on the internet that he needs to ramble about his "credentials"
notice that i said shit about myself.
> philosophical works
holy fucking shit you're a laugh
>>29627667
>uses the tumblr buzzword
>doesn't know what dunning-kruger complex is
>not mistakes
>tries to correct me
>is wrong
I listed one possible mistake, the mistake of assuming. I would only say "mistakes" if I was writing a list.
It's okay, anon.
>>29627817
>calls me a 1st year philosophy student in an attempt to discredit anything I said (basically what you have done since post one)
>I actually know what I'm talking about and am obviously aware of how retarded you are
just posted my qualifications to let your humiliation be recorded, the fact you went for the "triggered so hard mang!XDD" meme shows how basic you are, at this point i'm actually thinking you're the philosophy major
>>29627687
Thanks anon, it's absolutely fucking mystifying.
>>29627692
Most of the time the question in caps is implicit.
I agree that she should've asked how he was doing in return, but OP shot himself in the foot.
>>29627869
Take a look at what you wrote, and then kill yourself literal fucking cringe /r/atheism quote holy shit, problably the most retarded shit I've read since I woke up.
>>29623637
>riveting
Idk why this made me laugh so much
>>29626999
it's not about them having a big vocabulary it's about her being retarded
>>29627720
Nothing you're saying makes sense.
When I said, "underrate someone else's intelligence" I clearly meant that you underestimate the other person's level of understanding.
Teachers do not underestimate their students (ideally) because for the most part, the student is there to learn and in a good system, the teacher got their job by knowing more.
Smart people do not "underrate" the intelligence of others, since that is akin to saying that smart people make mistakes. And while all humans make mistakes, someone who is clever does not under or overestimate the abilities of those around them.
Is there a way to do tinder on a regular computer?
I've always wanted to try it but I've never had a smart phone.
>>29627894
>anime reaction image
oh...dear....
>thinks I was being literal when I said first year philosophy instead of understanding the insult was me saying that you're "literary habits" are not as exclusive as you think they are
>to let your humiliation be recorded,
>thinks I care or am "humiliated" by you being an engineer as if that's difficult
>gets so trigger by the thought of someone even comparing him to a philosophy major he calls me a philosophy major
dude, you're the kind of guy i love meeting in real life because it produces so many funny anecdotes.
>>29627915
>uses tumblr buzzword
>not enough, uses reddit
Oh my goodness.
>>29627720
Literally??!!! Wow literally
>>29627977
Literally dude??? Not figuratively? Wow
>>29627946
>When I actually wrote something, I actually meant another thing!
you honestly believe the most intelligent people know the exact level of "understanding" (You never even defined this, first it was intelligence, now it's understanding to fit your narrative) , assuming "understanding", is the potencial to disect and analise correctly new knowledge, then what you are saying is that if you are an intelligent human, you know exactly what the other persons potencial for understanding is, and you don't underestimate them, nor do you overestimate them. There is noone with the knowledge on earth to tell you what the potencial of understanding is, what you said after you corrected your shitty quote makes even less sense. And teachers still do this all the time, by recurring to narratives / metaphors to explain a certain subject, shit, everyday people do this when interacting with other people, regardless of knowing their potencial for understanding or not. It's normal for other human beings to consider others has less intelligent when trying to convey knowledge to them
>>29626856
You're either underaged or new to the internet if you've never heard of MGTOW. Please leave my board.
>>29627977
>L m a o the post.
>anime
posting on a chinese meme board and I complaining about anime()()()
>don't care
keeps replying
>wasn't being literal I meant to figurativly express myself into saying your literary habits are shared by many others and you're not special.
was just pretending to be retarded
>still talking about humiliation and engineers
I-I'm not humiliated!
>gets so trigger(ed) by the thought of someone even comparing him to a philosophy major he calls me a philosophy major
you actually laughing at your stupidity
>dude you're the kind of guy i'd love to meet IRL
uw0tm8 fiteme IRL
are you even trying at this point or did you just L I T E R A L L Y sperg your pants?
>>29628025
Except I didn't mean the other thing, you misunderstood me, didn't understand what the word "underrate" means and I had to spell it out nice and slow for you.
> You never even defined this,
Okay. I define intelligence as knowing what underrate means in a sentence.
>>29628116
> uw0tm8 fiteme IRL
>thinks I meant i wanted to fight him
you're really cute anon because you lack the ability to understand even the most obviously implied meanings. it's funny to watch you sperg out.
>>29628120
You're actually stupid, your own brain stops you from realizing how retarded you are.
Sorry your parents had to give birth to you
>>29624063
what the fuck lol you have such a childish view of how relationships works
>>29628163
>no rebuttal, just "you're dumb"
OK.
>>29628152
Literally laughing my ass off here, thanks to you 2 kind waterheads
>>29628116
Holy fucking shit dude this is probably the most embarassing thing I've ever read.
Since you're a retard, I want to make it clear I'm laughing at you.
>>29628179
>being this mad
>>29628170
welcome to the internets
>>29628170
I already rebutted your tumblr / reddit tier quote.
If you didn't understand it at the first time you won't understand it the 10th time, hey I got an idea, you can just interpret this has the ravings of an average none intelligent man, afterall I'm underrated your intelligence riteXD?
Thank for the keks though mongo
>>29623637
0/10
>tinder
>not a normalo
>>29628179
ikr, this thread is fantastic
>>29628204
I think by explaining it to you after you failed to understand the first time, I overrated yours.
>>29628235
Obviously, afterall, that's to be expected, from an average man with lower intelligence than me :^)
>>29628235
I hate the favt you gotta explain yourself to this fucking tard
>>29625550
Is there anything more cringeworthy than typing a paragraph long reply in lowercase? It wasn't cool when tryhard rejects did it in the late 90s and it's certainly not cool now.
>>29625574
so its similar to boring in a way that its about metals and shit.
I got tinder 3 days ago and have 23 matches. I've rated like hundreds of girls so it doesn't seem like that much. Is this number good or bad or about average?
>>29623637
>that's quite riveting, m'lady
jesus christ OP
>>29628285
>favt
shiiiit bois,
>if only this was reddit and you could upboat your favorite r/atheism quotes and silence the ones who call you retarded.
Just leave please, there's many actual retards here, but you are actually sperging WHILE circlejerking on 4chan don't know if you can get more stupid than that.
>>29624818
>doesn't understand what le white Knight meme means
kys autist
>>29628345
i've had it for a month and only have 7 matches
>>29628333
lol wrong anon friendo
>>29628333
Im not the other anon who was arguing with the autistic engineering faggot.
>>29628366
> writing all that over a typo
Dies this trugger u?????
>>29628364
>not understanding irony
>thinks riveting can only be a fedora word
>not realizing op meant it in a sarcastic way like "RIVETING. TELL ME MORE INTERESTING THINGS"
it's time to let go anon.
>>29623637
>haha so what you up to
Good lord are you fucking dumb?
>>29624297
I might know pic related, post first name initial
>>29628494
>most basic way to start a conversation
I'm sorry when was the last time you even looked at a female?
>>29628494
there is nothing wrong with that my autist friend
Everyone white knighting this idiot girl, imagine if the conversation was flipped, you'd be ripping this guy apart for being dumb as hell for not knowing a common word and for giving such a dead end response
When talking with a stranger on Tinder, you have to learn to put in the fucking minimal effort to give open ended responses that naturally lead to conversation. So don't take the question literally (or the answer would always be 'using Tinder'), and think of something interesting or AT LEAST ask him a question in return.
Yes, his question was awful but it was better than nothing which is what she's giving him. Nobody in the OP is a great conversationalist, but she is literally the worst which is depressingly common among girls, even those that message you first. Sorry OP but that's reality and if you want to playtinder, you have to just power through it and ask another question.
>>29628678
Check the other pic I posted in this thread man, I'll be fine on le tinder gayme
>people not understanding that saying riveting even ironically is fedora tier
seriously, its uncommon to use even slightly advanced vocabulary in casual conversation
>>29628678
that's the characteristics of vagcucked males. the guy has to be perfect and say the right lines 100% of the times or else he's not entitled to the attention of that fine maiden
>>29628766
>carefully hiding slightly in order not to sound fedora
nice try reddit
>a word can be "fedora"
L I T E R A L morons
>knowing all these rules about what words you're allowed to type
>following them
>actually enjoying this kind of social interaction
this board is officially in maximum normie-drive. I can't even be arsed to REEE anymore
>>29629270
failed normies are worse than robots
tbo
This is the worst tinder thread ever.
>>29627471
so did I
thats part of what makes it fedora
>going on tinder
>expecting to meet not-filth
why would a smart/reasonable woman be looking for casual sex and matches based solely on her appearance?
>>29628524
oh fug
what would your guess be
>>29630703
Who is she?
Also more Asian girls expressing annoyance.
>>29630703
>>29631453
how can you tell they're annoyed?
i dont see it
>>29631475
It's all in the face, dude. Unspoken language.
>>29631490
post more facial expressions please.
trying to see how autistic i am
>>29631522
Unimpressed, dismissive, maybe would like to be elsewhere.
>>29627590
I'm a girl and I thought that it was funny
>>29631549
nigger you weren't supposed to tell me.
i would've said disgust, maybe.
For those that don't know, riveting is synonymous to enthralling.botched man.
>>29625719
Hmm... yes I agree, shallow and pedantic
>Go on tinder
>Swipe right on a few girls
>Get depressed at how they're all too good looking
>Stop after getting no matches
>Don't go back on for weeks
Surely even by the law of averages one of them must swipe right on me by accident or for a joke.
>>29631848
What exactly is this "law of averages" you refer to?It's not a real mathematical law
>>29626816
this is my problem anon, i have over 300 matches but i can't talk to people for shit
>>29623637
>Riveting.
You're a pointless dick. What the hell are you doing that's so important or interesting?
>>29626860
Kek, post it
