You all want 1 girl, right?
Just one woman who loves you?
Well then, I think it is time to turn to Christ. The last hope for finding a woman that will devote herself to you, bear your children, and stay by your side is a Christian woman.
I'm not talking about sinners who call themselves Christian.
I'm talking about serious Christians. Catholic and Orthodox women.
They are looking for one man, too, but right now your goals do not align.
You lust after sex, when really you want love. They want love and someone to bear children with
>>29622610
>turn to the magic man in the sky
I want the memes to end.
>>29622610
most of the degenerates on this board wouldn't be able to have a relationship with a nice Christian girl. also Christian girls have their vices too, as while they are outwardly pure their inner thoughts and private actions are unknown.
the best girl for people on this board would only be attainable if the person improved his life. angels only exist in a false visualization of the real world, and a pure girl would want to get with a pure guy not a degenerate.
>>29622610
nobody is pure, girls are whores, we live in the end times, the 144000 will be virgin MALES, not couples with children, sex isn't the devil
the end
>>29622610
They all lust after father Chad and you know it. They'll abort a child, engage in satanic blood rituals, eat meat on lent, and break each of the ten commandments for father Chad.
>>29622646
Not the sky. The kingdom of Heaven lies in another realm. Do not be so closeminded, as to assume that everything is physical. Your mind will be opened when you pass away and experience the exact opposite - Your soul, outside of your body!
>>29622725
It's not hard to turn away from degeneracy. Friend, I've visited this website for years.
I've masturbated for years.
And then one day I found myself feeling empty. I had felt empty for years, really. I lacked faith. My ideas of God were so... wishy washy, all my own shit.
So I seeked God, and I red the New Testament, and I returned to who I was baptised as, but never communed, and that was as a Catholic.
And now I have no urge to masturbate. No urge to pursue anything sexual.
YOU can become pure. You can remove sex from your life.
It is possible friend. All you need is faith and to desire not sex, not cummies, but Christ in your life. It worked for me, and oh, the peace it brought me and "muh dick."
>>29622789
We are nearing the end times.
Prepare for the disasters, prepare for the antichrist, prepare for the image of beast being "brought to life."
Deny the mark if you're not one of the 144k saved.
Which very well could be Christian robots. They fit it.
>Tfw hold myself to higher moral standards than even some of the most devout catholics
Still can't convince myself to believe in a god, still up for a religious virgin qt though.
>>29622881
I don't know what to tell you. Try, damnit.
Sit down, read the Bible. At least the NT. You will be moved, I was.
>tfw /r9k/ is just who wines more about:
>tfw no gf
I believe i've entered godhood.
I don't lust after trivial things anymore.
I just live, watch and share with everyone.
Exile your desires, humans.
Enter the realm of nothingness.
>>29622881
Women don't want guys with good morals. They hate "playing it safe."
What they want is adventure and to get chadded by the baddest boys they can find. I'm talking about true scumbags, drug users, sexual deviants, alcoholics, lovers of the flesh in general.
What we need is literally another inquisition to get these whores and degenerates in line through righteous torture and the fear of God.
>>29622951
I think this could convince me that God exists. I want to work hard to be a great husband, but only for a deserving wife.
>Not sinners who call themselves ChristiansOh LORD, when will the b8 end tonight?
>>29622831
>>29622846
Nice thread familia.
>Tfw I don't get to go to paradise cause I browse 4chan
>>29623004
God has mercy on those who repent.
For all you know, Hitler could have ascended to Heaven.
>>29622949
You have not entered "godhood."
However, your life could be very holy, if you turn to God.
Your lack of desire for trivial, material, hedonistic things...
Just turn to Christ, anon! He loves you, like everyone else, and your ability to control your primal, sinful desires, will only make Him love you more.
>>29622831
I actually went the exact opposite route, so it won't work.
>raised Catholic, went to Catholic school
>taught religion over the years
>ended up deconverting, sins still bother me now years after deconverting
I became an atheist through studying scripture, world religions, and apologetics over a period of two years. I don't think I'll consider becoming religious again at any point in my life besides loosely following religious philosophy.
>>29622978
I mean those who joke themselves into living a life of sin while saying, oh, I'm Christian!
Hate the sin, not the sinners, but they aren't the Christian women you should look for.
>>29623004
Anon, there is nothing wrong with browsing these boards. Just avoid the porn and keep your dick in check. The danger comes when you are pulled into masturbation and sexual depravity through the internet.
If I hadn't came here, I'd never by Christian. I would've just stagnated as some reddit-tier "free thinker" "agnostic theist" type.
What if I want to fornicate with Jesus?
I just want to stick my pee pee in his tight Jewish asshole.
>>29623022
>God has mercy on those who repent.
>Hitler could have ascended to Heaven
So, yeah, basically you can genocide all you want but if you say "I'm sorry, god" then all's forgotten.
Bruh, everyone gets into paradise after they've been punished for their sins.
Even if you have stolen a candybar:
You'd still have to burn in hell for 5 minutes.
>>29623059
>your life could be very holy
Bruh, you don't even know
>pic related
>>29623082
Your atheism has no foundation. You avoid sin yet you deny God. It's almost as if you subconciously know that the word of God is just and correct, that it is righteous, but you deny it... because you want to be smart. You don't want to admit that as a human, you are imperfect, and always will be, and you will never be perfect or equal to God.
That's my thoughts.
Can God be my waifu?
>>29623105
The concept you are talking about is called PURGATORY, anon.
This is where you go temporarily for your soul to be cleansed if you die in minor sin.
However, all sin can be forgiven if you confess to it and repent by stopping, etc, while on Earth.
You can not just say - Jesus, save me! - on your deathbed... unless you had JUST learned about Christ and the Gospels.
If you knew about it and you ignored it, you must correct that while you still can. If not, the best you can hope for is a sentence in purgatory.
>>29623129
God can't really be your waifu... but His love is something you can't fathom yet. From numerous NDE accounts of Heaven, the feeling of love and life and joy and pleasure is overwhelming. But he won't be your waifu.
God's love is more like that of a parent. We are His children.
>>29623022
>Hitler could have ascended to Heaven.
well the only who has the right to say who does and doesn't make it is God. Maybe if hitler actually thought he was doing the right thing. Who knows.
>>29623105
>So, yeah, basically you can genocide all you want but if you say "I'm sorry, god" then all's forgotten.
I thought the holocaust was just a holohoax :^)I don't like /pol/ either
>>29623152
ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING WHORE
CAN I FUCK JESUS????
>>29622610
Wish it were that easy, and that the world was that good.
But I've known too many religious girls who slutted it up but still acted religious and claimed to regret their past, and too many religious guys who ended up with girls like this either because they didn't know and found out later or they did know and forgave it because she was forgiven by the church.
They used to stone people for adultery. Now they've got shit like fucking born-again virgins who can ride the cock carousel, later confess and say they feel bad about it, then get baptized and suddenly they're forgiven and pure and even in their own religious minds can hold their head high and claim to be pure and virginal.
Obviously this isn't always the case, probably not even mostly the case, but I've seen it enough to be repulsed by the whole situation and idea.
>>29623179
No my famalamamilamia
>>29623179
You can not.
Sex doesn't exist in the afterlife.
You will not have that desire anymore.
God will love you, but not in this perverse way you desire.
>>29623227
I WANT JESUS NOT GOD. JESUS WANTS WHAT I HAVE. HE WANTS MY PEE PEE IN HIS BUTTHOLE. HE TOLD ME WHEN I WENT TO MASS
>>29623170
This, we can't say who is in heaven and who is not.
>>29623237
tryhard/10
that's not even trolling, faggot.
>>29623117
the foundation is actually rather built up like I stated before. I honestly studied religion for a long period of time and tried to understand what was true. I ended up with the stance that my religion was based in tradition and that there was no objectivity to any of it, which is fine for believers who don't have qualms about this like I do. I can't worship something for which I don't have a belief.
I still feel bad about things labelled as sins because I was raised with religion and for years told that these things were false. it isn't unconscious belief, it is unconscious conditioning that still remains. I want to be intelligent yes, but my goal was never to deconvert at the start of my studies. I was actually considering becoming a priest early in high school before I started really studying religion (partially for this purpose). I'm imperfect and I have many faults, but this is true independent of my belief in religion.
>>29622610
Respond to me with hat memes all you want, I still see no proof of your claims here. We live in an unjust world, it's tempting to want there to be some resolution of justice. But what if there never is one?
I genuinely appreciate you switching from Christ-Chan to a more decent, non-sarcastic mascot though.
>>29623237
Friend, I believe you may have been deceived by a sinful pastor.
Also, Jesus Christ is God. God is the Holy Trinity - The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
>>29622610
Weird, I just had this thought earlier.
>>29623288
Well, I hope and pray you find God again. Avoid sin, my friend.
>>29623152
meh, purgatory or hell
It's actually pretty much the same.
>if you confess to it and repent by stopping, etc, while on Earth.
Nope. That doesn't do anything. If you need to repent and ask for forgiveness, then talk to god. Not some stranger in a church.
>>29623331
Yes, you repent and ask for forgiveness from God. You repent through your actions after confession by stopping yourself from sinning again...
>implying women are capable of love
Yeah, that will be the day
>>29623288
Not op but, what personally helped me was the belief in intelligent design.
The Teleological argument shows that there is a greater chance of god existing than by means of a big bang.
The problem is finding a true religion.
>>29623289
>We live in an unjust world, it's tempting to want there to be some resolution of justice. But what if there never is one?
Hundreds of people change their ways and dedicate their lives to God each day. If you were God and given the choice to bring about the destruction of the wicked knowing there is a chance for that person to do good, when would you?
>>29623289
This desire for solid proof is so silly.
Why would there be absolute proof if faith is a huge focus in Christianity?
Now, I am not a sola fida cuck, but just look at the New Testament, where many verses show Jesus Christ wanting faith before He would perform any miracles, etc - The importance of faith.
Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the word of God in the flesh, came down to us.
And he performed miracles to those that were faithful in Him.
He did not say - Look, I can do this! Be faithful in me!
He said - Be faithful in me. And then He did what He did, He did his miracles, because they were faithful.
So of course there is no solid proof, but there is solid faith, and the more faithful you are, the more easy it is to stay faithful.
>>29623290
1: are there drugs in heaven?
2: can I still hate people I hated in life?
3: if no to either of the above, in what sense am I still myself in heaven?
4: am I brainwashed to feel happy all the time? If I hate people, will I suddenly love everybody?
I've heard 'no need for drugs', 'you will have forgiven everybody', 'you're you in the purest sense' and 'no, you're brainwashed now'
Most interpretations of heaven, even the new ones (not even touching on the 'constant worship and offerings to god' stuff) sound like hell to me.
>>29623480
>no drugs in heaven
Why bother?
>>29623473
>faith is a huge focus, that is why there is no proof
There is no proof, that is why faith is a huge focus. Ftfy m8
>>29622610
Yeah right nigger. My sister was real fucking christian and she's the biggest slut I know.
>>29623512
Exactly. If there are no drugs, fuck that.
I'll stick to my painkillers, thanks.
>volunteer at nearby church every couple of days.
>cute, older women everywhere
>they're all huge mega-sluts
NOPE. I don't mind doing the Lord's Work in the kitchen or lifting the benches so folks can vacuum under them, but NOPE, these women are not for me.
Good luck to the rest of you though.
>>29623438
>>29623473
I did not ask to be preached to this intensely.
And what about the Old Testament? Why is that not valid all of a sudden? Asking me what I would do if I was God is somewhat of a trap, since I am a human, and even my hypothetical scenario responses would reflect my human nature and human mind. God, if he exists, would not be human, so there is no comparison.
>>29623480
You will be freed from the bondage of sin. If you live in sin, my friend, you will never be freed from it.
But - You will still be able to think and have your free will as you would in reality. You will just be pure. You will be on a different plain.
I know that leaving mortal life and desire behind sounds scary. It will be truly different.
Go watch NDE's about Heaven and Hell if you're interested in what it will be like.
>>29623590
Sorry I didn't mean to bombard you
>>29623590
The OT backs up the NT about faith.
It states that only a fool would not believe in God.
God's existence is in the life, the creation around us. To me it is pretty clear.
I am just more knowledgeable when it comes to the NT, friend.
>tfw you realize that christians are by and large the absolute worst people alive
>tfw you realize christian women are sluts, men are creeps, more of them use drugs daily than the nonchristians around you and they tell themselves it's okay because jesus loves them more
All of the shittiest people I know are churchgoers. Christianity has become a guilt-relieving self-help program to enable disgusting behavior by making you feel like an exception to the standards others hold themselves to.
"Jesus will forgive me" vs "nah, not gonna fuck that hooker because self-respect"
>spent 6 months cooking in a homeless shelter
>qt religious girl was there once a week and was more awkward than any girl ive met
>after 5 weeks find out she had a chad bf and they do anal all the time
There's no winning OP, all women are taken or in progress of being taken. You just have to win the lottery to meet a single one.
>>29622610
These women end up turning into lying cheating slutwhores later after they realize god is a joke and regret being virgins till marriage. they end up riding the cock carousel the hardest behind hubbys back while he works diligently for his family.
>>29623438
the argument for design (Teleological argument) is an argument where the substance of the universe is assumed to exist for a greater purpose than simply existing based on the level of order shown.
the universe does exist for greater purposes than arrangement of matter (human society and culture is the most intricate known purpose), however the idea that a deity had to create the universe because it shows order is an assumption that order is formed from order alone. this is the problem with the argument as there is no backing evidence for this claim and evidence to the contrary is actually present in chemistry. there are many reactions where the energy of the system increases as a result of the reaction, so a higher order is being created from a less ordered state. the basic pathway of human evolution is based on the principle that order arises from arrangement of chaotic systems through complicated pathways.
>>29623631
You're thinking of PROTESTANTISM,
Not CATHOLICISM or Orthodoxy.
SOLA FIDA dipshittery and self-interpretation of the Bible CREATES these types of self-help bullshit mentalities.
If you live like a Catholic, or an Orthodox, you know that sin is something you avoid. If you fall into it, you ask for forgiveness, but knowingly pursuing sin is a no-no.
>>29623737
>that feel when orthodox and have no idea what any of the differences are
God is not perfect, perfection implies a complete lack of need, any action including communication is in response to a lack of something, god requires we worship *him* ergo *he* ain't perfect. Also fuck Jesus is awesome, the coolest Mexican ever written about, product of rape and didn't let that slow him down, walked across the Atlantic, turned water into wine, fed his homies on a budget, hung with whores, and died a metal death, Jesus Christ=best Mexican!
>>29623625
The OT also absolutely destroys degenerates, and people like you appear to be cherry picking in this modern age. You can't just pick and choose, you must believe the WHOLE thing or NONE of it.
also fuck the holy spirit, fucking douche nozzle,
>>29623737
Example time:
Sister's mother in law is a bible-thumper like you've never seen. Also a pill addicted alcoholic who just got a liver transplant because she has big money (basically paid to jump ahead in line) and continues to pop pills and drink nonstop.
Somebody very likely died for her to get that liver, she fucking proceeds to destroy it.
Guy who runs a local electronics store. His wife is pretty cute, I hear a lot of rumors that she sleeps around. Both of them constantly try to convert people to christianity (guy put an extended boxcutter blade in my palm and threatened to cut me as a metaphor when I was a teenager) and not only is she a whore, he's made passes at me. We're both men, he loves to wink and make sexual comments at me.
Same guy above ^ took a bunch of personal pictures off of my sister's phone when he was supposed to be replacing the screen. He said he 'deleted them because they were offensive to his morals' or something. She later received them in an email from a mutual friend they had, he'd passed them out.
I can go on, but this already feels like an essay. The people above are just the first that come to mind, but they are the rule and not the exception.
Im not joining a cult even though its the only way to get a modest and traditional
The truth is more important, no matter what the cost
>I fall for the "just go to church if you want to meet good women" meme
>I go to a few services
>it's true, there are tons of single women there and hardly any single men
>but at this church they were all born again single moms trying to repent for a life of whoring around that is finally catching up to them
>all of the desirable, wholesome women were already snatched up by church Chads
>just like the outside world, the only options available to me were used up roasties with another man's child(ren)
>give up and start sleeping in on Sundays again
>>29623920
>slow, elegant fedora tip
You've earned that.
being a christian doesnt change the fact im ugly
I almost got a 10/10 Church gf but I dropped my spaghetti and pussied out
>>29622610
Religious girls just want religious Chad. Hypergamy doesn't change because God came into the picture.
>>29622610
>I'm talking about serious Christians. Catholic and Orthodox women.
>serious
no such thing as "serious" Christians now days.
besides Christian or not, we will all settle.
just hope the girl shares some of the same values as you.
OP is absolutely fucking correct. I went WEEKS at a time without ever speaking to a human being, and then one day I decided to go to church. I immedietly met a virgin qt who I was faithful to for 2 years until we got married and had sex (can confirm virgin, blood was everywhere). I still dont believe in god or anything but the people do stuff like board game or videogame nights instead of going to night clubs or bars, which is fun. And at worst I waste 1 hour a week for a loyal, non slutty wife. It is well worth the price.
>>29622831
But he is magic, right? This is important.
>>29623675
Those are some good points but take DNA for example.
Despite advances in decreasing the size man made storage devices such as a cd, nothing can compare to the massive amounts of information contained in DNA.
A cd is embedded with information, not random gibberish, but detailed instructions for building , maintaining, and repairing complex machinery. Those written instructions require a writer.
This can be compared to Dna.
dna is packed with chromosomes in a manner so efficient that it has been called a feat of engineering
Dna's capacity to store information has no equal in todays computer age
Dna contains all the instructions needed to build a unique human body and maintain it throughout life.
How could something with so much complexity come without a writer, such as programming without a programmer?
>>29624053
Too bad she's going to cheat on you. I'm happy that you found love atleast. Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
>>29624165
all of her friends and everyone she knows are in this church. Her parents go to this church. If she cheated, her entire fucking life would be destroyed and she would be cast out and cut off forever. If a girl would go through all that just for a new dick (she is not constantly fantasizing about past chad dicks because I am the only one she has had) then that must be some magical fucking penis.
by the way it is only normal in western degenerate culture to cheat. in most countries if you even fucking speak to a man and you are married you will get fucking executed by your own friends and family. religion instills a sense of fear in women, and that is the only thing that can trump desire.
>>29624165
Not having loved at all is better.
>>29622610
I'm not OP, but I would seriously consider this if I don't find a gf soon.
Most of the couples I know where the wife is loyal and kind, the wife is also Christian. Maybe some kind of 'noble lie' is needed to get women to rise above their base instincts.
>>29624080
>A cd is embedded with information, not random gibberish, but detailed instructions for building , maintaining, and repairing complex machinery.
That's a really elegant way of saying "the sims 2 ultimate edition" my friend.
>>29624593
Kek
I should've said "and or"
>>29622610
Wouldn't this be disingenuous? You turn to a religion expecting a reward, or trying to avoid a punishment? I don't think this is the audience God seeks.
