TARD THREAD TIME
>on senior trip to Disney World with my friends
>we all go on a roller coaster
>tard gets on behind us with a tard guard
>ride starts, friends and I are having fun
>then the real fun begins
>tard literally screeches through most of the ride
>friends and I hysterically laughing
>ride ends and we get off
>hyper-tard bolts away from the ride
>his super tard speed allows him to almost break the sound barrier
>tard guard begins pursuit
>it's at this time we realize that hyper-tard is leaving behind a trail of shit as he runs
>this tard guard - this tiny, frail, middle-aged woman - managed to catch hyper tard and hold him down
>her pants and the bottom of her shirt are covered in tard shit
>our faces when she had to escort the tard away while covered in shit
>our faces when she quit on the spot
>>29622180
Bump totally original senpai
>>29622180
>autistic
>Bad anxiety and only "hear half of conversations"
>comic store owner joking his buffalo wings from buffalo
>I take it serious and tell dad
>dad like "No son, they only joke"
>Keep saying they were serious.
>Mom tells dad just to agree with me.
Being a retard is worse than anything I can think off, smart enough to know you will always be inferior to everyone and that everyone looks down on you and hates you for being a burden to society.
But seriously, what did they expect when they didn't do eugenics and controlled breeding?
Auuuugh aooba aoba
ROO ROO ROO ROO
>be out at store
>looking for deals on meat
>suddenly huge form rushes at me
>stand up startled
>big half Mexican tardrito inches from me
>drooling and looking at floor
>makes grunting noise and raises arms
>about to shove away
>dad comes sprinting around a corner
>"S'ok he's autistic and wants a hug"
>fuck no I'm not hugging Tortilla chromosome here, he's gross and smelly and public shaming me into interacting with refried brains here is bullshit
>just kinda stare and mumble a no thank you and walk away
>5 min later hear the marichai screech of the sperghorn and a loud crashing.
Fucks sake just keep it on a leash.
>see retard being happy with his mom
>think of all the money spent on his disabilities/medication
>think of all the sympathy the mother gets from other people
>think of all the shit they get away with, but also all the harm they cause
>realize I'm a normie with functioning social skills
>have a job that I get up at 7am every morning to go to
>the burden and criticism of not being an outstanding citizen, like going out and socializing on my own dime to entertain others
>I'm capable and dragged down, while the incapable is raised up in futile efforts
>>29622475
>tortilla chromosome
>refried brains
>marichai screech
k e k
>>29622783
Don't you care about others anon? Why should they suffer for being born with the wrong genes?
>>29623279
>Why should they suffer
ask the parents, they're the ones who are keeping them on life support
>>29623414
Hey you're free to kill me anytime you want anon, but also well were at it lets kill all mentall ill, fast food workers over 18, walmart workers etc. Because their jobs only exist because people are so dang stupid
>>29623704
I think retards are an extreme and specific form of stupid, though.
I guess though, you're right. keep raising the bar and eventually only one person is left.
Retards do serve the purpose of making us feel good about ourselves, so that's positive.
