It says here you're 26 years old, but has never had a job. Can you explain why?
I'm CIA for you
>>29620312
because fuck the police
The flight plan that I had filed with the agency crashed.
I'm actually 27 and have had many jobs. My current one, CVS, I have been a manager for roughly 7 years gaining invaluable insights as to the importance of customer service and in-stock. If chosen, under my management, I will create leaders who will go on to be managers of their own CVS, through dedicated cross training and encouragement, just as I was taught.
When do I start?
>>29620312
I was biding my time, now I'm fresh and full of energy, ready to leap into this position, sir.
>>29620312
I read too many wagecuck threads on r9k sir, they convinced me to stay a NEET. What's a wagecuck? What's r9k? Well allow me to explain, you see
>>29620312
I wasn't allowed to bring friends.
That says I'm 46, son, not 26.
It says I have 26 years of experience.
>>29620312
>Can you explain why?
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>>29620312
If I pull this interview off, will I die?
I crashed a plane with no survivors. Havent had the nerve to apply for jobs since.
>>29620625
NOZING, I SEID NOZING!
>>29620312
it would be extremelydegrading
"I was busy focusing on maintaining a high GPA in high school in order to acquire a free ride through college and a masters program. I didn't work in college and during the masters program simply because I took up too ma-"
Oh fuck it this is r9k none of you fuckers would ever be able to use this excuse.
>>29620312
Im trying to become the next Bernie Sanders
I just dont care anymore and cant bring myself to care about anything any more.
I'm hoping to die in my sleep if I wish for it hard enough.
>>29620312
GIVE ME THE JOB YOU GODDAMMED NIGER
*GRAB HIS TIE AND SMASHES HEAD INTO DESK*
GIVE
*SMASH*
ME
*SMASH*
THE FUCKKKIN JOB
*SMASHES HEAD IN DRAWER*
DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU FUCKIN NIGER
*SMASH*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29620312
Because I'm a big guy.
>>29620312
I could never fit through their doors.
>tfw I'm actually 26 with no job xp
>i'm getting killed by the competition of HS kids
What do I do lads?
I'm head of shitposting on /r9k/ but I couldn't get a good reeeeeeeeference
I just got my first Job today at 25. I literally walked into a Neighborhood Walmart near melolsat at the kiosk and filled out the application form (apparently if you submit in-store the application pops up in that stores database and you have a better chance to be contacted. Right before I was about to submit it, the hiring manager taps my shoulder and tells me to go to the office upstairs when i was done. Literally hired me on the spot.
Just waiting for some criminal background check shit to clear and I go to 'orientation'. I'm going to work nights 9.50/hr doing 'setup'. I know it's a Mcjob, but it better than nothing. I was about to be kicked out for being lazy. I wanna get my CDL and drive for this krispy kreme near me, pay is a lot better.
Any of you who think you're too old/worthless to even get a simple job because of a lack of employment, you're wrong. I was wrong.
I was self employed :^)
>>29620312
>tfw you could spin a lie so believable that they'd hire you on the spot
if it was min wage manual labor of course
seriously how the FUCK do you not have a job by the age 20? your parents must be so fucking ashamed and/or severely incompetent
