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Ok so all these threads on dick size got me curious, can I, a
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Ok so all these threads on dick size got me curious, can I, a well endowed but ugly 25 year old virgin get laid just because I have a big dick.

This isn't some humble brag, I have nothing to gain, I'm poor, uneducated and will probably kill myself before I'm 30, but if my hanger can get me laid I might aswell try.

Some stats:

Good: I'm 188cm tall, dick is like 20,5cm, maybe a little bigger.

Bad: Bald, have to wear glasses because eyes are weak and fragile, skinny as fuck, poor, no job.

If you give me good advice I'll post results and give you some games on steam or something whatever I'm high and don't give a fuck anymore.
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>>29619877
no, absolutely no-one cares
also, where are you? in germany, 20cm dick length is tossed around like 6' for height in the us.
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you're 6'2 with a practically 8 inch dick and a virgin? damn dude.
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craigslist might work if you're american.

but 8 inches which is what you are if im right might not be big enough.
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>>29619954
He sounds European in which case 6'2 might not be a big deal at all depending on the country.
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tbqh I think mostly men care about dicks, unless it's like 12.5cm (5'') or smaller.
I'm 17cm (6.5'') and hit cervix with most chicks anyway.

You will, in any case, not get sex or good sex advice on r9k
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every muthafuckin robot sayin he got a 8 inch dick but i aint never seen no pictures smdh
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>>29619923
I'm from Belgium but I live in the Netherlands.

>>29619966
I'd fuck a cute guy too desu if they are more likely to care about my cock.
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PS Height is great but I doubt it improves anything at all, if you're an autist with an ugly face
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>>29619966
>it's like 12.5cm
>tfw that's me
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>>29619966
>it's like 12.5cm (5'') or smaller.
Fuck you ;__;
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>>29619983
Here.

Cut because I'm a jew and my parents are fucking retards, worst thing about my body i m o.

More on Skype or kik or whatever but I'm not really here for that.
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>>29619966
>6.5
>hit cervix with most chicks
Am I fucking cavernous women or are you lying?
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>>29620099
if thats 8 inches im 8 inches
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>>29619966
the truth about penis size and women's actual opinion regarding the matter:

Intelligent worthwhile females don't waste their time thinking about this subject... The only people who actually give it any thought are guys who can't get laid...

If you are concerned about penis size, it's proof positive that you don't get laid anyway... My dick is not particularly big and it's not particularly small is just average sized penis to be sure... That being said, I'm exhausted right now because I just got done with the most amazing blowjob session from my lovely genius wife... My advice is to stop this effeminate Behavior patterns that you have learned in this god-forsaken shithole, and man up... Life will still be filled with disappointments and rejections and missed opportunities, but at least you don't have to look back at it and realize what a fucking wimp you were the entire time...

( by the way most men watch porn and they focus and fixate on the females... You watch porn and become consumed with penis size... Are you starting to see the pattern that I'm beginning to see?
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>>29620274
Very believable desu
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>>29619877
No, size queens are incredibly rare.
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>>29620170
neither he just doesn't know what that feels like

even with good angles science says he wouldn't
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I have a 4 inch erect penis but it obviously got passed on somehow my dad managed to get my mum and his had plenty of girlfriends in the past and even left my mum for a 20 year old so it's all in the confidence and charisma and my dad is very confident, alpha male also my brother is 26 and has had long term relationships all the men in my penis have small penises but do better then manage they get girls regardless.
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>>29620170
>>29621573
I'm also 6.5 inches but not a fucking normalfag sack of shit so I don't know how deep the average cervix is. How deep is it, and why do women say it hurts when your dick pokes it? Wouldn't big dick fans be less desirable? I assume the answer is simply that women don't know what they want as always.
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