> be me
> finished watching porn
> most of the cum was on my bed
> start listening to music
> dad walks in
> he says that he wants be around me for a while
> he lays on my bed
> realized that the cum was still my bed
> I start awkwardly leaving to take a bath just to pass the time for him to leave
> I get out
> hes gone
> mfw
>>29619164
>> he says that he wants be around me for a while
>> he lays on my bed
sounds odd as fuck desu
>dad literally found the cum sheet
>>29619164
Are ya winnin' [edit:original comments] son?
>>29619833
yea fo real your dad seems whack
When I was 16 the girl I was dating was super afraid of her parents finding out that she was a lesbian so anytime I came over I had to be super sneaky and stuff.
One time she was eating me out and I was just orgasming when her mom started coming up the stairs. I rolled into the floor between her bed and the wall nakked and while she put something on and jumped into the desk chair at her computer.
Her mom walked in with a bowl of ice cream and started talking to her and about stuff and like she was obviously being short with her mom because she wanted her to leave and her mom was decided that was the moment to have a heart to heart and sat on the bed like 3 feet from me for over and hour.
>>29619164
>dad wants to be around you
>gets in your bed
What's going on anon
>>29619833
My dad would do this while I played and talked to friends. Was super inconvenient but what am I going to do. He aint gonna be around for much longer.
>>29620471
What's it like being a side character in a wacky teen comedy?
>>29620873
It made me realize I was super selfish because I was getting very close to outting her and ruining a somewhat nice moment between her and her mom because I was getting tired of laying in the floor and also kinda cold.
>>29620959
tits or gtfo bitch, timestamp too
>>29619861
I literally laugh out at that, thanks.
>>29619164
>> he says that he wants be around me for a while
>> he lays on my bed
senpai your dad wants some boipucci
>>29619164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB871SVYMhI
OP's Father confirmed.
>Dad wants to be around me
>Gets on my bed
So he like laid down next to you on the bed? You were your dad wasn't trying to seduce/molest you?
That's kind of weird anon, I don't know why someone would do that.
BOND WITH ME JIMMY
>>29622111
OP doesn't even realize he just nearly escaped sure anal prolapse and a myriad of repressed memories implanted deep within his brain only to erupt as a massive existential crisis on his 39th birthday, by feeling this need to go be a faggot in the tub.
Daddy prolly sniffed the cum blanket and had 'imself a little giggle.
>>29622304
HAH das gooden yuh!
>>29619164
>> dad walks in
>> he says that he wants be around me for a while
>> he lays on my bed
> hes gone
This gave me feels, famalam.
>>29621784
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>>29622440
>>29622526
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