>mom starts telling you how handsome you are
>starts telling you that you're "filling out" and have broad shoulders and a nice chest
Fuck off mom I'm ugly and going to die a virgin. Anime porn for life.
>>29617828
>you're "filling out" and have broad shoulders and a nice chest
Somebody's mom is hot-to-trot, damn anon.
Keeping my body fit and athletic is all I have going for me. When I was 10 I was caught in a car accident and the car caught on fire. I lost an eye to some shrapnel have scar tissue patches all over from burns.
Strange enough I'm more self conscious about my false eye than I am the burns. when i was younger the burns made me feel like shit but now I could really care less, hell I even joined my high school swim team because I stopped caring.
>tfw your bf has broad shoulders and a nice chest
>>29618016
>not going with eyepatch
you had one job
>>29618218
This isn't anime bro. Wearing an eyepatch in REAL LIFE makes you look fucking retarded. also they can fucking laser scan your other eye and make a perfect match. name three REAL people who wear eye patches and dont look like jackasses
>>29618263
>caring about what normies think
If you're going to be socially retarded might as well go the full nine yards
>>29618016
If not an eyepatch, what do you have?
A gaping hole?
An occular implant?
>>29618354
>if you're going to be socially retarded
But I'm not. I have friends, hang out with people and do shit. some people still get surprised when they find out my eye isn't real. Having a false eye works, so why would I wreck that with a dumb ass looking eye patch?
>>29618451
Why are you even here?
I mean really
>>29618451
Goddammit. Are eye patches really that bad? I have so many floaters in my right eye if I don't wear an eye patch I can't see shit except squiggles whizzing around everywhere.
I need to wear an eye patch or else I'll fucking rip my eyeball out.
>Tfw too poor for surgery
