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Why even live? I guess it isn't so bad since I'll
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Why even live?

I guess it isn't so bad since I'll never even be in a situation where having a bigger dick would matter
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Where's your peener
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>>29617819
I straight up have no idea what I am looking at.
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>>29617819
What the fuck am I looking at?
I don't see the ween.
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>>29617819
is your dick inside your belly fat?
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>>29617819
jesus christ, dude

that's bad luck
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>>29617819
is your dick inside of you? i dont understand what am i looking at, are you so fat that your body is unrecognisable or what i dont get it
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TILT YOUR HEAD TO THE RIGHT. Those are the testicles!
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>>29617819
How the hell do you piss?
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>>29617819
is that just your sack?
where's the benis?
holy shit
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>>29617819
Holy shit bro

Does it surface when you get an erection? Like a mole coming out from its hole
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>>29617819
look at this way man, you don't choose to carry such genetic mistake, but you can choose to put an end to it
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Sad thing is OP is probably average under all that fat.

This is what morbid obesity looks like.
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>>29618848
All over his balls
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>>29617819
Your dick is missing in action nigga
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I honestly feel bad for op

I'm chubby too but at least I have 6 inches of penor on top of it

god damn rip op you have my condolences
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Do you even have a dick? I'm not even sure what I'm looking at here?
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HAH you fat fuck lose some fucing weight
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just transition, op
problem solved
and don't think female is the only other option!
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Lose some weight big guy
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>his pecker pops out of the hole like a Diglet
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Eunuch faggot
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OP has sacrificed what little self esteem he had left so that others may feel better about themselves

Press F to pay respects
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Can't even feel superior to OP because my dick is 5 inch pencildicklet and 2 inches flaccid

Tbh would rather not have a visible dick like OP than seeing a pathetic one every time I piss or shit

Our mothers are to be blamed for this because they did not have enough test in their womb during pregnancy. women are the source of all problems
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Where's your pp fan?
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>>29617819
Jebus wtf happend op?
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>>29617819
mine is the exact same as yours, invisible penis with just testicles, except my testicles are smaller than yours

i never knew another one existed
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>>29617819
>"bigger dick"
nigga you don't even HAVE a dick
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>>29619028
Nah your dad's parent's dicklet genes are to blame.
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>>29617819
i think yours might be better off than mine

i call it the vaginis

my pelvic fat has created a new species
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>>29619507

This looks like my vagina what the duck
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>>29619507
If you squint and look at this picture it looks the virgin mary in a shrowd
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>>29619507
>>29619607
double what
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>>29619638
FUCK that's spooky

virgin mary lives inside of my cock

jesus christ
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>>29619607
Damn you have an ugly snatch then. Looks like a meat-rose.
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This is savage

My 4 month old nephew has a bigger schlong.
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>>29619507
damn, that shit has to be a medical condition
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I call bullshit; timestamp.
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>>29619507
>>29617819
How do you masturbate?
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>>29619638
And theres a little baboo Jesus too.
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>>29619885
this the real question
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>>29619885
Probably doesn't. Like that fat tub of shit boogie, probably hasn't masturbated in years.
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>>29619885
virginmarycock here
i masturbate like a woman
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>>29617819
>>29619507
These pics really cracked me up, thanks.
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>>29619855
it is, it's literally called a micropenis
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