Botsurvey time!
>age
>sex
>sexuality
>virgin status
>years/months since last talked to a friend
>years/months since physical contact
>working or NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
>most pathetic thing you've done
>most disgusting thing you've done
>saddest thing you've done
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
>age
20
>sex
m
>sexuality
bi
>virgin status
fully virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
2. since high school
>years/months since physical contact
..7 years?
>working or NEET
NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
why are we even here
>most pathetic thing you've done
laid curled on a toilet floor the entire prom night
>most disgusting thing you've done
fapped to my reflection in the mirror
>saddest thing you've done
fucked my ass until it prolapsed
>happiest you've ever felt
when i was a little boi, about 10 years old. i had a girlfriend that i was too autistic to ever touch then. i still stalk her on facevook
please take my survey
>age
29
>sex
M
>sexuality
Hetero
>virgin status
Y
>years/months since last talked to a friend
.1 months
>years/months since physical contact
Shook a lady's hand hours ago (haven't laid hand on some female genitalia in 12 years though)
>working or NEET
NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
Why are we even here
>most pathetic thing you've done
Got caught groping my cousin
>most disgusting thing you've done
Jizzed and rubbed it on my body
>saddest thing you've done
Lied repeatedly about needing to car to go to Uni long after I've flunked
>happiest you've ever felt
Haha, good one (the day I entered University.. shortly after I learnt I fucked up the application)
>age
19
>sex
m
>sexuality
hetero but i think i'm almost full asexual now
>virgin status
virgin like nobody wants to be
>years/months since last talked to a friend
2 years
>years/months since physical contact
yesterday in class
>working or NEET
student
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
kill me
>most pathetic thing you've done
felt ridiculous in many situations when my oneitis wanted to get closer to me and always fucked this up
>most disgusting thing you've done
don't know
>saddest thing you've done
had a sad cum on my 18th birthday night, i spent the whole day in my bed
>happiest you've ever felt
ye
>age
20
>sex
m
>sexuality
gay
>virgin status
khhv
>years/months since last talked to a friend
a few days
>years/months since physical contact
few days
>working or NEET
wagie student
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
8/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
fapped to zoo
>most disgusting thing you've done
see above
>saddest thing you've done
see above
>happiest you've ever felt
Elementary
>>29617725
oh fucking alizee man i wanna die now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE
>age
20
>sex
MtF
>sexuality
Hetero
>virgin status
Virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
About a year
>years/months since physical contact
Never (Not that I can remember)
>working or NEET
NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
I don't know, probably pretty bad
>most pathetic thing you've done
Posted on /r9k/ looking for a bf
>most disgusting thing you've done
I don't know
>saddest thing you've done
Not sure
>happiest you've ever felt
I don't know, but It's been a while
>>29617725
>age
21
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Not a virgin (inb4 REEEEEEE)
>years/months since last talked to a friend
0
>years/months since physical contact
0
>working or NEET
Student + Summer job
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
In the middle maybe? I dont actually know
>most pathetic thing you've done
Sniff panties that belonged to a friends sister
>most disgusting thing you've done
See above
>saddest thing you've done
I'm just sad in general, does that count?
>happiest you've ever felt
When I thought things would turn around with the onset of getting my now ex gf to go out with me
>>29618979
>MtF
be my gf
>>29617725
>>age
19
>>sex
male
>>sexuality
i like pussy and really want some
>>virgin status
yes i wanna die
>>years/months since last talked to a friend
no freinds
>>years/months since physical contact
2 years
>>working or NEET
neet
>>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
im a sexy fuck desu
>>most pathetic thing you've done
nothing really
>>most disgusting thing you've done
tasted my shit not that bad desu
>>saddest thing you've done
i tried to kill myself oncs cord broke its sad i cant even kill myself
>>happiest you've ever felt
had a dream young alizee was my gf never felt happier but then i woke up
>>29618874
god i really want to die right now
>>29617725
24
Male
Pansexual
Not a virgin
Full time education
Whichever is worse
Spent 3 years trying to work up courage to ask out qt3.14 anime fan, gaming girl I see like every week.
Fingered a crack whore.
I've never felt happy.
>>29618995
I'd love tocontact info in pic
>age
18
>sex
f
>sexuality
hetero
>virgin status
not virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
yesterday
>years/months since physical contact
yesterday
>working or NEET
working !!!
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
7/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
doing everything for "friends" and didn't care because i just wanted to talk to someone. fucking gay
>most disgusting thing you've done
used my dads toothbrush to masturbate and heard him come home and panicked so just poured water over it and put it back in its place 420livingontheedge.png
>saddest thing you've done
telling my mom that she should've got an abortion and told her that she was the reason for my drug abuse and attempted suicide. then i moved back to my dad's place and lived there for a good month or so and returned. i've been treating her like shit
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
kindergarden
>>29617725
>age
18
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
I kissed a girl on the forehead once
>years/months since last talked to a friend
Last night
>years/months since physical contact
A female friend hugs the entire group before leaving, so technically like 4 days ago.
>working or NEET
NEET supreme.
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
I wish I didn't have fucking nigger hair so I could be more confident in how I look.
>most pathetic thing you've done
Something between making poems about being fucking lonely in poetry club and telling my mother that I wanted to fuck one of her pregnant friends.
>most disgusting thing you've done
I came on one of my (complete cunt) peers glasses by sneaking into her locker during lunchtime back in school. Could have told her as we sat next to each other during graduation, but I could easily have been put somewhere for sexual harassment.
>saddest thing you've done
I gave a "love letter" to a Stacy back in middle school and was egged on about it for years.
>happiest you've ever felt
Oh god, I don't know. There are times where I just revel and relish in my youth on quiet nights, looking up at the weather, knowing that it's all uphill from when I swore I'd get out of high school and live a better life someday. Something about the promise in it, the dramatic but happy melancholy in it all. The aesthetic. I feel like I can give my life meaning sometimes, anon.
>>29617725
>age
21
>sex
male
>sexuality
no homo
>virgin status
chad
>years/months since last talked to a friend
6 months
>years/months since physical contact
sex with gf a few weeks ago
>working or NEET
sort of NEET, looking for a job, gonna go back to school
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
im a solid 8, 9 if i started working out again
>most pathetic thing you've done
tried to kill myself over hs grill
>most disgusting thing you've done
tried to suck my own dick..more than once
>saddest thing you've done
^
>happiest you've ever felt
childhood before my mother an hero'd
>mfw i am a normie browsing for the lulz
>>29617725
>age
25
>sex
M
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Yes, but not kissless
>years/months since last talked to a friend
1 year
>years/months since physical contact
2 months (hugged a girl in my class)
>working or NEET
In school, but otherwise NEET (NET?)
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
8/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
Fill out this survey
>most disgusting thing you've done
In preschool, I ate my own boogers
>saddest thing you've done
Spend about 5 years in college with no friends/no girls pursuing a degree I didn't really want in the end.
>happiest you've ever felt
Junior/Senior years of high school. I had friends and girls liked me, but I was really socially anxious/an idiot who didn't get the hint to ask any of them out.
19
male
hetero
kv
1 month
same
university
6/10
started coming to 4chan
same
same
i don't remember
Botsurvey time!
>age
18
>sex
m
>sexuality
mostly straight
>virgin status
still an viginia
>years/months since last talked to a friend
today
>years/months since physical contact
who knows
>working or NEET
working part time
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
i think i can look better if i lose a bit more weight but girls call me cute sometimes and i don't want to be cute
>most pathetic thing you've done
rubbed friends toothbrush on my taint after he fucked my other friends gf, don't regret it and don't talk to either of them now
>most disgusting thing you've done
jerked it in school toilets maybe
>saddest thing you've done
exist
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
probably when my dad said he was proud of me after we did some motocross
>>29617725
>age
25
>sex
m
>virgin status
false
>years/months since last talked to a friend
1mo.
>years/months since physical contact
I shook someone's hand last week and made out with someone on new year's.
>working or NEET
working
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
7
>most pathetic thing you've done
Cried while dumping my cheating exgf.
>most disgusting thing you've done
Gutted animals after hunting them.
>saddest thing you've done
Leaving a job that I love where people depend on me in order to further my education.
>happiest you've ever felt
When I graduated valedictorian from high school.
>>29617725
>19
>male
>straight
>confirmed
>a few months, a year since I saw my only close friend in person
>random person hugged me last week
>working
>6, completely average face, above average body
>watch as a girl I used to like went after guys five years older than us
>sucked my own dick
>not sure what this is asking, last time I was really sad was when I buried my pupper
>Visiting my dad when I was younger
>>29617725
>age
27
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Str8 but demented
>virgin status
One sex partner for 2 years ten years ago it started, and one extremely great bj four years ago
>years/months since last talked to a friend
In person, over two my one friend moved away, online we pretty much never talk. I get my social fix from here.
>years/months since physical contact
Aside from my parents asking me for hugs, a bit over two years. And aside from a nurse or similar.
>working or NEET
Forever neet that has never worked.
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
In six? Idk. Beauty in the eye and all that.
>most pathetic thing you've done
Prayer.
>most disgusting thing you've done
Believed.
>saddest thing you've done
and a tough one
Sob drunk wishing out loud for the world to burn.
>happiest you've ever felt
That one relationship I had for two years back in hs
18
female
bi
virgin yes
today
today if family counts
education
why are we even here
begged/sobbed for my mother not to get back with my dad in public
shat in public (i dug a hole)
cut all my hair off in a mental breakdown
can't remember
>>29617725
>age
30
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Handheldless virgin.
>years/months since last talked to a friend
About 18 years.
>years/months since physical contact
A year.
>working or NEET
NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
4/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
Expecting help from people.
>most disgusting thing you've done
Wet my bed and didn't shower.
>saddest thing you've done
Harmed rabbits and other rodents.
>happiest you've ever felt
>age
19
>sex
m
>sexuality
hetro
>virgin status
virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
3 days
>years/months since physical contact
5 days
>working or NEET
student
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
5/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
i don't do many things but probably in grade 8 when I liked a girl
>most disgusting thing you've done
I touched poo
>saddest thing you've done
I bullied a girl for being fat
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
when I was leaving for montreal, I was comforting my then long distance girlfriend who was sexually assaulted and she told me that she was so lucky to have me that she loved me. she said she couldn't wait to see me.
i was so happy but sad because of what happened.
>age
18
>sex
female
>sexuality
bi
>virgin status
not even had my first kiss bruh
>years/months since last talked to a friend
talked to a friend today hoho
>years/months since physical contact
1 month
>working or NEET
working part time!
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
im p cute
>most pathetic thing you've done
cried in a class over a book
>most disgusting thing you've done
ate moldy bread when there was no food in the house
>saddest thing you've done
begged for my abusive ex to come back to me
>happiest you've ever felt
going on a school field trip with all my friends there with me
>>29623610
>happiest you've ever felt
When cuddling my waifu during cold comfy winters.
>28
>Male
>Straight
>Kissless Virgin
>talked today
>7 months ago i got a hug
>metallurgist at a steel mill
>i would rate myself a feels bad man
>broke down in front of my mom and had a stay in a psychward
>not sure
> Regularly lie about my virgin status
>Being lead in a highschool play and getting a standing ovation during the curtain call
Maybe one day ill stop being pathetic and ill actually ask out a woman and she will say yes. THe odds of this happening are extremely slim though.
>age
20
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Single
>years/months since last talked to a friend
Talking to a few now.
>years/months since physical contact
family today, friends yesterday.
>working or NEET
Working part time, got laid off from my full time job.
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
I think I'm a solid 6-6.5. I get rated higher, usually like 8.
>most pathetic thing you've done
Dating an ex camwhore. Still feel disgusting from it.
>most disgusting thing you've done
Drinking too much at a NYE party. It fucked my stomach up for like a week.
>saddest thing you've done
Not sure.
>happiest you've ever felt
I'm happiest when I'm playing music with friends.
>age
23
>sex
female
>sexuality
normal
>virgin status
yes
>years/months since last talked to a friend
i havent had irl friends since i was 12. 1 day for internet friends tho.
>years/months since physical contact
never, unless family when young counts.
>working or NEET
working. can't get neetbux.
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
fuck you i don't know why are you even asking me this
>most pathetic thing you've done
stole weed from my sister
>most disgusting thing you've done
carved a piece of flesh out of my leg and ate it
>saddest thing you've done
i don't really know what qualifies as sad.
>happiest you've ever felt
ran away from my family without notice. started giggling uncontrollably after i drove through an entire state.
>>29617725
>age
19
>sex
male
>sexuality
Like I have no idea dude.
>virgin status
Nope.
>years/months since last talked to a friend
around 2
>years/months since physical contact
I've lost the count
>working or NEET
Student
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
6...?5...?
>most pathetic thing you've done
I cried like a sissy infront of a bunch of peoples
>most disgusting thing you've done
I put my hands into a roadkilled cat.
>saddest thing you've done
That was my pet cat.
>happiest you've ever felt
I passed highschool without having to do years two times.
>age
24
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Gay
>virgin status
Kissless Virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
3 years
>years/months since physical contact
can't even remember
>working or NEET
working
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
3/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
Fabricated friends and stories about them to tell my parents so that they didn't realize I had no friends
>most disgusting thing you've done
Everytime my college roommate left for class I would dig through his hamper and fap while sniffing the crotch of his dirty underwear. Sometimes if there were cum stains I'd suck the cum out while fapping.
>saddest thing you've done
posted an ad on craigslist for someone to cuddle with me on my birthday
>happiest you've ever felt
Freshman year of college when I actually had a group of friends
>All these people working and being virgins.
Why do you keep working when there is no reward for you?
21
Tranny
Bi scum
Butt hymen: partially intact
Hour or two
Had drunk sex about a week ago
Neet
6/10
Tried to kill myself a couple times but never had something to kill myself with so i drank bleach, then took pills another time fuck dude
Uhhhm recently i got really sick and i just would keep a cup in my bed for loogies. Kept it there for a week.
Idk...Got raped once
>happiest you ever felt
Fuck u
>>29617725
>age: 19
>sex: M
>sexuality: Straight... I think
>virgin status: Volcel, KHHV
>years/months since last talked to a friend: In person, maybe a month, not much
>years/months since physical contact: Hot a side hug this year on May 5th
>working or NEET: School cuck
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here: 2/10
>most pathetic thing you've done: Thousands of examples of cringe that I replay in my head nightly, but here's a taste: Third wheeled while Chad and roastie do impure things. Chad told me to play in the corner and gave me his music player. Stayed like a good cuck until they were done and left with Chad.
>most disgusting thing you've done: Masturbated to As109's shit
>saddest thing you've done: I feel that this goes with pathetic, see above
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt: Got a telescope as a birthday present when I was in elementary school, I think. Or maybe when R + L = J was confirmed Sunday night.
>>29617725
>>age
23
>>sex
male
>>sexuality
straight but turning increasingly gay from celibacy and porn
>>virgin status
kv
>>years/months since last talked to a friend
4 days
>>years/months since physical contact
4 days. One of my friend's friends hugged me. It was weird
>>working or NEET
NEET for 3 years
>>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
2/10
>>most pathetic thing you've done
acted depressed for a month or so about the suicide of some kid who I didn't even know since my oneitis was giving attention to my friend who was legitimately depressed about itI just wanted her attention - it didn't work and I got made fun of for crying
>>most disgusting thing you've done
got drunk and sexually pissed all over myself in bed while jacking off, then fell asleep in it
>>saddest thing you've done
drove to an empty park every day for a couple weeks instead of going to campus so my parents wouldn't find out I got kicked out of school for bad grades
>>happiest you've ever felt
On vacation with my friend and his family at an amusement park when I was about 12. While there, I told him it was the happiest I'd ever been, and he told me that was sad.
>>29617725
>>age
22
>>sex
m
>>sexuality
s
>>virgin status
hhkv
>>years/months since last talked to a friend
dont know
>>years/months since physical contact
dont know
>>working or NEET
NEET!
>>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
3/10
>>most pathetic thing you've done
everything
>>most disgusting thing you've done
shat in the shower
>>saddest thing you've done
cried
>and a tough one
>>happiest you've ever felt
early childhood years
>>29617725
>>age
19
>>sex
Male
>>sexuality
Bi but I hate women
>>virgin status
Lost a couple months ago
>>years/months since last talked to a friend
Almost a month
>>years/months since physical contact
Since I lost my virginity 3 or 4 months ago
>>working or NEET
Currently NEET
>>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
Mediocre on a good day
>>most pathetic thing you've done
Drink a bottle of whiskey alone in the dark, cry for 2 hours on the floor then puke all over said floor and fall asleep next to it
>>most disgusting thing you've done
See above I guess. Unless ocasionally jerking off while wearing my sister's clothes is worse, I don't know
>>saddest thing you've done
Crying in my puke
>>happiest you've ever felt
Hard to say. Probably sometime while I was a kid. Recently it was while being held by the guy that took my virginity. That felt good
>age
23
>sex
M
>sexuality
idk, bi I guess
>virgin status
Not a virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
In person? A few months.
>years/months since physical contact
Yesterday
>working or NEET
NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
6
>most pathetic thing you've done
Friended a fat chick with huge boobs online just to watch her masturbate to me
>most disgusting thing you've done
Fucked my step brother in the ass when we were 13
>saddest thing you've done
Killed my pet hamsters as a kid for fun
>happiest you've ever felt
Freshman year of high school when I had a gf, good grades and a decent friend. Wish I could go back so badly.
>25
>male
>straight
>might as well be one
>1 month
>a week maybe
>working
>I think I'm pretty meh; females respectfully disagree
I wish I remembered how to spoiler this is embarrassing even to type
>fapped to a photo of a girl I know when (at the time) I could have easily had sex with her
>I accidentally sharted once
>nothing of yet
>I made a lot of memories just hanging out being carefree with my friends
>>29618874
she's so fucking perfect
let me fuck her ree
>>29617725
>age
22
>sex
M
>sexuality
Hetero
>virgin status
Yes
>years/months since last talked to a friend
almost 3 weeks
>years/months since physical contact
Earlier today
>working or NEET
wagefriend status
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
4/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
Fell for my friend's younger sister and messaged her everyday for 4 months because she said she liked me.
>most disgusting thing you've done
get obscenely drunk and shit myself
>saddest thing you've done
see "most pathetic"
>happiest you've ever felt
I don't know.
>>age
Almost 20
>>sex
M
>>sexuality
whatever
>>virgin status
Stuck it in one girl but some experience otherwise
>>years/months since last talked to a friend
30 seconds =^)
>>years/months since physical contact
2hrs handshake... probably a day or so for a hug from mommy
>>working or NEET
just got fired from best buy for 3rd time so neet again =^D
>>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
fuck you even here why we are
>>most pathetic thing you've done
Got shit faced and peed in a friends bed with a house of people I know and work with who all found out
>>most disgusting thing you've done
I guess the last one or maybe when I ripped this fat girls shirt open at a club to show my friends her massive knockers
>>saddest thing you've done
I guess addiction.. Thoughts.
>>happiest you've ever felt
Hmm I guess adrenaline or other drug fueled experiences don't count.. Maybe when I quit alcohol and managed to cope with something on my own. Gave me some hope and made me happy to know I had some control I guess.
>age
23
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Hetero
>virgin status
No
>years/months since last talked to a friend
About 1 month
>years/months since physical contact
This morning
>working or NEET
Working
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
7.5/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
Ate doughnuts out of a dumpster at 3am
>most disgusting thing you've done
Ate doughnuts out of a dumpster at 3am
>saddest thing you've done
Ate doughnuts out of a dumpster at 3am
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
Eating doughnuts out of a dumpster at 3am
>age
20
>sex
M
>sexuality
bi i guess
>virgin status
not a virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
talked to one today
>years/months since physical contact
maybe a month
>working or NEET
working + school
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
why are you even here
>most pathetic thing you've done
dressed up in my sister's clothing and make up, autofellated myself, came on my face
>most disgusting thing you've done
idk probably same as above
>saddest thing you've done
idk probably same as above
>happiest you've ever felt
was in a long term relationship with someone i loved and who loved me
>age
26
>sex
m
>sexuality
hetero
>virgin status
fucked a prostitute once,idk if that counts
>years/months since last talked to a friend
what are friends?
>years/months since physical contact
2 months since last handshake
>working or NEET
neet
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
6/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
asked girl out
>most disgusting thing you've done
fapped to interracial porn
>saddest thing you've done
fucked a cheap sex doll
>happiest you've ever felt
i went for a walk with a girl
>>29617725
Age
>18
sex
>all the time ;)... Male
Sexuality
>idk
Virgin
>lol yeah
last time I talked to a friend
>irl? Yesterday
Time sense physical contact
>with a girl? Never
Most pathetic thing I've done
>begged for nudes
Most disgusting
>finger in pooper
Saddest thing I've done
>i was born
Happiest I've felt?
>I don't remember
>age
18
>sex
M
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Not one
>years/months since last talked to a friend
Today
>years/months since physical contact
With grill? 12 days ago
>working or NEET
Working
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
7/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
Apologized to my ex girlfriend for not having the sex drive to fuck her 5 times a day
>most disgusting thing you've done
Fuck idk, eaten human shit (barely counts I was a toddler), maybe... using the same cum sock without washing it for months
>saddest thing you've done
Dont really know.. I didnt talk to my sister at all for 8 months (she lived with me)
>happiest you've ever felt
no idea, definitely sometime when I was younger, everything was better then, right now the best times are just drinking and smoking with friends
>>29617725
>>age
23
>>sex
male
>>sexuality
hetero
>>virgin status
KHHV
>>years/months since last talked to a friend
6 years
>>years/months since physical contact
6 years
>>working or NEET
soon to be neet
>>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
I cause pain to mirrors
>>most pathetic thing you've done
I like to pretend I have imaginary friends, who I talk to out loud.
>>most disgusting thing you've done
I once shat outside because the house door was locked
>>saddest thing you've done
use a waterballoon as a masturbatory aid
>>happiest you've ever felt
When I was 6 and used to play with leggos all by myself. Also I used to have butterflies as pets.
Those memories are the only things that keeps me from an heroing
>>29619123
can i get a full template of this?
>>29617725
>age
25
>sex
M
>sexuality
Straight six
>virgin status
Virg af
>years/months since last talked to a friend
15 hours
>years/months since physical contact
What does that even mean? Like hugs and shit? I fistbumped a coworker two days ago
>working or NEET
Full-time wageslave, fuck the NEET life
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
4/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
I've done too many pathetic things and don't want to remember them... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... maybe when I... oh, I guess just failing to an hero multiple times.
>most disgusting thing you've done
My mom said I ate a cockroach when I was like two years old. So maybe that.
>saddest thing you've done
Probably when I locked myself in my room and spent two days in bed reflecting on my life, contemplating suicide, and crying.
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
When I was four years old and oblivious to the world outside, and 20 years later when I had amommy gf.
>>29627568
Life changing
>>29627837
why are you here? you're about as normie as it gets
>>29617725
22
male
straight
not a virgin
less than 24 hours ago
a few months
neet
7/10
fapped while high sniffing my sisters underwear
tried to clean my anus for dildo use and got shit all over my hands and dildo in the process
dunno
with my first gf
>>29627898
That's what you think :-)
>>29627898
Don't forget that you're normal too anon. Don't ever think you're special or unique.
>>29627928
please stop, it's annoying. sorry that you're normie.
>>29627938
Just don't forget it anon. You are normal, you're just deluding yourself into believing you're not.
>>29627938
You're saying it as if it's an insult
>>29627938
You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
>>29627938
>he thinks he's not normal
You are though.
>age
29
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Non
>years/months since last talked to a friend
I don't really have people I consider friends.
>years/months since physical contact
0.
>working or NEET
Working.
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
Fuck, I don't know. I'm biased.
>most pathetic thing you've done
Couldn't say. I did a lot of pathetic shit over the years and blocked most of it out.
>most disgusting thing you've done
I shit on my cat once, when I was a teenager. It was an accident.
>saddest thing you've done
Ran away from home, about 12 years back.
>little brother is in his twenties now
>parents probably think I'm dead
I should really reconnect. Scared to, though. It's been a long time. Going to try to get time off and go see them. I'll probably cry.
>happiest you've ever feltThe day my daughter was born
>age
20
>sex
yes please
>sexuality
super nice
>virgin status
virginity intact
>years/months since last talked to a friend
all the time since i am my best friend
>years/months since physical contact
never
>working or NEET
NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
0/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
i don't wana talk about it
>most disgusting thing you've done
i don't wanna talk about it
>saddest thing you've done
i don't wanna talk about it
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
the first time i did opiates
>>29627995
>sex
>yes please
oi boi did i cringe
>age
28
>sex
male
>sexuality
hebe
>virgin status
not
>years/months since last talked to a friend
I don't feel I have any friends
>years/months since physical contact
I have physical contact with my wife, though I don't enjoy it as much anymore.
>working or NEET
hybrid (working from home, little workload)
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
I'm attractive and here because I am completely incapable of even considering a relationship with a woman even a decade younger than me; my age? Never going to happen.
>most pathetic thing you've doneasked out my neighbor's daughter (13)
>most disgusting thing you've donehad aforementioned girl try on dozens of different outfits that I bought her and have kept despite them not fitting anymore
>saddest thing you've done
now probably
>happiest you've ever felt
when aforementioned girl said yes, and the 'honeymoon' period (it lasted over a year) we had together.
>>29627928
fuck you and that fag thread
>>29628042
Literally no idea what you're talking about. What thread?
>age
19
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Intact
>years/months since last talked to a friend
About a week
>years/months since physical contact
Don't remember but not that long ago
>working or NEET
NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
6/10?
>most pathetic thing you've done
Pissed my pants in front of school when I was 12
>most disgusting thing you've done
Can't mention
>saddest thing you've done
Self harming?
>happiest you've ever felt
Don't know
>>29617725
>age
20
>sex
m
>sexuality
straight
>virgin status
not a virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
3 hours ago
>years/months since physical contact
2 weeks ago
>working or NEET
uni break, no job
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
5-7/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
spent 3 years on drugs, totally disconnected from reality with no sex/relationships other than my overseas ex that I kept messaging whilst high
>most disgusting thing you've done
physically? probably eat my own shit
>saddest thing you've done
stealing from my mum to buy drugs/ have my parents wake me up as I was nodding off in my room
>happiest you've ever felt
falling in love with my first girlfriend/backpacking europe for 4 months
>age
19
>sex
m
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
Actually 2 days ago.
>years/months since physical contact
Today
>working or NEET
Working
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
6'2" Lean but baby faced some acne but it's almost non existant and I wear glasses so not a whole lot going for me probably a 6/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
Write pony fiction, thinking about it to this day makes me want to kill myself
>most disgusting thing you've done
Accidentally consumed my dick cheese while attempting to clean down there.
>saddest thing you've done
Sat in the middle of the street when I was 15 and cry for a solid half an hour because my childhood dog got ran over my a truck and shit itself to death in my hands.
>>29628010
good, keep cringing u uncultured swine i hope u cringe to death u waste of resource your existence is meaningless and god doesn't love you
>>29628098
Oh, happeist I've felt?
Probably first and only date I ever went on, she never talked to me again though but I remember the experience rather fondly.
>>29623999
Checked
>23
>female
>virgin
Is this even possible or you're lying? Do you have mental illnesses?
>>29627837
>16
MODS SAVE US FROM THIS UNDERAGED ROASTIE
>18
>male
>straight
>no (shit is overrated anyway)
>today
>today
>unemployed
>7
>sucked the tip of my dick to see what it felt like
>Did not shower for a week at most but have not brushed teeth for a long time ( My teeth are completely fine, I literally don't brush my teeth for like months and they are completely fine
>reject my parents and wanting to be alone all the time, even though all they want is to spend time with their son
>alcohol going through my veins and listening to music
>>29627837
> destroyed my ex after he broke up with me
Sometimes I think I'm a shitty person, then I just look at woman as a whole and wonder where the fuck all this cruelness can come from.
You disgust me, you selfish parasite.
>>29628248
Thank you anon, no guy has ever had the guts to tear me down, the worst I've been called is a psychotic bitch by the guy I destroyed. And I had to push him a lot to do it. I'm masochistic so I enjoy it when guys aren't pussies for once
>>29628283
Masochistic huh? The more pain and suffering the more pleasure? What do you like done to you? I bet you love BDSM.
>age
19
>sex
F
>sexuality
Lesbian
>virgin status
Y
>years/months since last talked to a friend
2 minutes ago
>years/months since physical contact
Earlier today
>working or NEET
Home for the summer from college so it's been a month or so since I've done anything
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
5
>most pathetic thing you've done
Cried to someone over skype for 2 hours in the middle of the night
>most disgusting thing you've done
one time i wiped my ass and i sniffed it
>saddest thing you've done
Buried my mother.
>happiest you've ever felt
Last birthday. I felt really loved and appreciated.
>age
24
>sex
??
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Not even close
>years/months since last talked to a friend
minutes
>years/months since physical contact
hours
>working or NEET
wagie
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
5
>most pathetic thing you've done
begged for someone back.
hit on a shitposter I knew who would never show their face, cried because they fucked with me.
>most disgusting thing you've done
told another kid at school I was molested to see how they'd react. Which is the only way I wasn't abused, I didn't tell anyone about my actual situation though. Just made up things. I still don't know why and it disgusts me.
>saddest thing you've done
I kept a bottle of bleach in my room as a child so that if things got worst I'd have an escape.
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
Broke out my social anxiety by going backpacking around the world alone, it made me happy. Now I'm normie.
>>29628396
>19
>Lesbian
Oh sweet summerchild
>>29617725
>18
>male
>straight
> wizard
>9 days
> about 7-6 years
>NEET (just handed out resumes so might have job soon)
> What the fuck is this odd creature /fuck you
>Ask a gril out then have a nervous breakdown
>Existed
>Abandoning my only friend in marital arts (long story)
> Playing a fuckton of guitar so hard I made some thot give up on it.
>>29628367
I love it when daddy is dominant on me
>>29627837
LEAVE NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
originalormityspaghettieoriginalk?
>>29628565
daddy fetishes... why am I not surprised
>>29628600
I don't hear you complaining
>>29617725
>age
21
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
No (inb4 get out normie ree, I hid my autism for 20 minutes one time and got lucky)
>years/months since last talked to a friend
A few days I guess? I don't know days kind of blend now
>years/months since physical contact
A couple days. My mom hugged me on Sunday I think.
>working or NEET
NEET life
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
I've been called attractive before, but I have such short confidence that I don't belive them. Thanks to this site I'm so insecure about my height (5'8") that I'd rate myself a 2 or 3
>most pathetic thing you've done
I begged a girl to dance with me at my middle school dance, got on my knees and everything. The memory makes me want to die.
>most disgusting thing you've done
When I was 14 and my cousin was 13 (female obviously) we slept in the same bed and I put my erect cocktail between her butt cheeks while she was sleeping. I'm pretty sure she slept through it though because she's never spoken about it and our relationship is completely normal.
>saddest thing you've done
I peed my bed because I didn't want to leave it. Felt instant regret.
>happiest you've ever felt
Highscool grad with my friends, never saw them after. We all went our separate ways and I haven't really spoken to people who aren't my family since.
>age
19
>sex
m
>sexuality
hetero
>virgin status
nhv
>years/months since last talked to a friend
2 years before only friend committed suiced
>years/months since physical contact
2 years last time i saw him
>working or NEET
work at cvs and live with mom
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
why oh why oh why
>most pathetic thing you've done
broke my wrist trying to fight back against dad
>most disgusting thing you've done
jacked off using own blood as lube
>saddest thing you've done
finally worked up the courage to make a move one oneitis, go into the chipotle where she worked, get nervous and pretend im just getting a spoon, do this 3 more times that day
>happiest you've ever felt
went on vacation to hawaii with parents when i was 7 i remember drinking a guava smoothie and watching an exotic bird while failing to realize that i would never see these two this happy together ever again
>>29617725
>age
26
>sex
male
>sexuality
straight
>virgin status
no
>years/months since last talked to a friend
0
>years/months since physical contact
6
>working or NEET
neeto
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
JUST
>most pathetic thing you've done
drove a female classmate somewhere for free at night and then immediately pulled over afterwards and sniffed all over the seat she was sitting on and rubbed myself against it while it still was warm
>most disgusting thing you've done
tried to fist my ass and then licked some of the pink with blood-lube off of my hand
>saddest thing you've done
shaved my leg and cuddled it while going to sleep, crying
>happiest you've ever felt
Sitting on top of an abandoned ski jump tower during a spring, in the middle of the woods, listening to the birds sing and enjoying the warmth of the sunlight
>>29617725
>age
19, nearly 20
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Virgin for the foreseeable future, and I am doing nothing to change this.
>years/months since last talked to a friend
I'll define "friend" loosely and say ~3 months.
>years/months since physical contact
I went to a routine doctor's appointment the other day, and a female nurse took my blood pressure.
>working or NEET
In education.
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
Unpleasant/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
I can't think of a singular, most pathetic event, though I have done a lot of pathetic things.
>most disgusting thing you've done
The entire process of gorging myself and putting on weight throughout my early childhood was pretty disgusting.
>saddest thing you've done
While this isn't necessarily something that I am totally responsible for, I bought my high school oneitis a contigo thermos around Christmas time, but it was stolen before she even received it. Maybe this is more pathetic than sad, idk.
>happiest you've ever felt
The happiest that I can remember being was in a dream. I was with a person I cared very much about, but hadn't spoken to in many years since they grew to dislike me. We had so much fun together, going around to childhood locations, all vacant, spending time together. I cried when I finally woke up, though.
>>29628620
Well the idea of ramming my dick into a girl's throat while she screams daddy isn't so bad.
>age
18
>sex
M
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Ye
>years/months since last talked to a friend
0
>years/months since physical contact
0
>working or NEET
Live with my parents until i go to college, so neither?
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
Pretty decent/ok
>most pathetic thing you've done
Was slightly afraid of my dad when he pinned me on our couch in an argument. sorry for the serious
>most disgusting thing you've done
pooped on my hand
>saddest thing you've done
shot a bird with a bb gun and let it flop around in our backyard when i was little. my mom finished it.
>happiest you've ever felt
Boat tour around Capri Island
>>29623670
Pls be my gf
Pls respond
>age
28
>sex
M
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Not a virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
0
>years/months since physical contact
0
>working or NEET
NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
5/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
Cried on the phone with my ex after i broke up with her.
>most disgusting thing you've done
I ate 2 whole pizzas once?
>saddest thing you've done
I really liked those pizzas.
>happiest you've ever felt
With my ex (my current gf is a substitute)
>>29617725
>age
21
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Hetero
>virgin status
Yes
>years/months since last talked to a friend
Today
>years/months since physical contact
5 Years
>working or NEET
Sheet Metal Worker
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
4/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
Asked a girl 7 years junior ive she would take my v-card
>most disgusting thing you've done
Fapped to puke porn
>saddest thing you've done
Same as above
>happiest you've ever felt
When i walk my dog
>>29617725
>Alizee
Why post this roastie?
>>29617725
wouldn't really call myself a robot since I lost my virginity and my desire for women, just come here out of habit, but i'll take the survey
>age
18
>sex
male
>sexuality
straight(?)
>virgin status
nope
>years/months since last talked to a friend
hours ago
>years/months since physical contact
couple days ago
>working or NEET
NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
average to below average
>most pathetic thing you've done
posted pictures of an ex here and pretended to be her for a bit before spilling the beans
>most disgusting thing you've done
had my dog lick my dick until i came onto it's face when i was around 15
>saddest thing you've done
tried to kill myself by sleeping outside in the winter, it didn't work
>happiest you've ever felt
chilling with friends in junior year of highschool with little to no responsibility playing WoW every night for hours
>>29629225
Oh shit hi mememaster
>>29617725
>age
28
>sex
m
>sexuality
straight?
>virgin status
everythingless virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
5.5 years
>years/months since physical contact
If family doesn't count, then maybe 7 years.
>working or NEET
NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
the worse one
>most pathetic thing you've done
1. created an imaginary friend as a preteen because had no real friends
2. when I did have real friends, I wanted to commit suicide because I believed they had better lives (or actually this was the last straw, there were also many other things)
>most disgusting thing you've done
1. had a booger wall and desk as a kid
2. vomited in class once as a teen
>saddest thing you've done
1. realized I'm completely worthless when I was only 2 years old
2. the imaginary friend one
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
ages 11-12 although even those years weren't perfect
>>29629300
>Oh shit hi mememaster
What did he mean by this?
>>29617725
>Botsurvey time!
>>age
22
>>sex
Male
>>sexuality
Hetero I guess
>>virgin status
"had" sex a few times with a whale, absolutely not enjoyable
>>years/months since last talked to a friend
In person? Yesterday
>>years/months since physical contact
About 8 days on a failed date
>>working or NEET
Self employed, student and about to have a full time job
>>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
I don't know I keep getting told average stuff and other girls just go off at me, so I guess the lower end
>>most pathetic thing you've done
whore for attention after a girl emotionally abused me
>>most disgusting thing you've done
Disgusting is always a matter of interpretation.. I can't think of anything
>>saddest thing you've done
Same
>and a tough one
>>happiest you've ever felt
This is easy. 2 weeks ago I bought my baby, pic related.
>>29617725
>age
19
>sex
M
>sexuality
Het
>virgin status
Nope, have steady girlfriend
>years/months since last talked to a friend
a few hours
>years/months since physical contact
20 minutes ago
>working or NEET
working and in university but I'm fucking up the uni part a little bit
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
6
>most pathetic thing you've done
open up middle school oneitis locker when noone is around just to take a sniff
>most disgusting thing you've done
sharpie in pooper
>saddest thing you've done
i cry every few months, and i spend all my time moping
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
senior year of high school
>age
25
>sex
male
>sexuality
Bi-curious
>virgin status
Long gone
>years/months since last talked to a friend
...2hrs
>years/months since physical contact
2hrs (although that's cheating, I had martial arts training)
>working or NEET
Working
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
4/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
Walk over 30km just to see a girl
>most disgusting thing you've done
eat a live witchetty grub
>saddest thing you've done
put down my dog with my own hands
>happiest you've ever felt
when I first really fell in love
>>age
24
>>sex
m
>>sexuality
straight
>>virgin status
virgin
>>years/months since last talked to a friend
3 years
>>years/months since physical contact
3 years
>>working or NEET
NEET
>>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
fuck
>>most pathetic thing you've done
sniffed a 15 year old girls panties while house sitting
>>most disgusting thing you've done
sucked dick for a bag of pruno
>>saddest thing you've done
I take all my pills and go crying to my mom
>and a tough one
>>happiest you've ever felt
Was engaged to be married 3 years ago, saved up all my money to immigrate to the UK to be with her
>>29617725
>age
22
>sex
Female
>sexuality
Unspecified
>virgin status
Yes
>years/months since last talked to a friend
3 months, but I don't really have "friends"
>years/months since physical contact
I think my father gave me a quick hug 6 months ago, maybe.
>working or NEET
Student
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
How would I know, I don't go outside
>most pathetic thing you've done
Asking a man to hit me in the face with his fists
>most disgusting thing you've done
Not showering for much too long
>saddest thing you've done
Unsure
>happiest you've ever felt
Any intoxicated moment
>>29619123
I think finding a bf on here a really hard task, as nobody knows or has seen anoyone else.
Said that,
Noh! Pick me, Pick me!
>>29623999
>ran away from my family without notice. started giggling uncontrollably after i drove through an entire state.
woah what a real wallflower
>>29630664
I realised after talking to one of these anons that finding a /robot/ bf is going to be impossible.
either too far away (not even in the same country), or i'm too autistic for those who are
I give up
>>29630927
Well, you have to find the largest number britanons who are into mtf gals.
That's probably not a rare group anons, but there are many, many, many more people who don't fit one of the two categories. (1/2 for me).
Hold on your suicide pepes. With time, Eventually.
>>29619123
>tfw no qt mtf gfI'm ftm. sometimes I get cis girls to go to dates/kiss/cuddle/do sexual things with them, but I'm always afraid they'd leave me for a cis guy anytime
>age
18
>sex
M
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Not. 9 partners in one semester of college.
>years/months since last talked to a friend
2 hours ago
>years/months since physical contact
A week.
>working or NEET
Working
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
7.5/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
Chased my oneitis all throughout highschool.
>most disgusting thing you've done
Nothing.
>saddest thing you've done
Ate lunch in the library everyday junior year of highschool because I had no friends during my lunch period.
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
Cuddling naked with my girlfriend on a rainy day.
I'm kinda normie but I'm a robot occasionally.
>>29617725
>>age
20
>>sex
M
>>sexuality
Not a fag
>>virgin status
Very virgin
>>years/months since last talked to a friend
Prolly a few hours
>>years/months since physical contact
15
>>working or NEET
Working / school
>>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
Negative infinity
>>most pathetic thing you've done
Tried
>>most disgusting thing you've done
Existed
>>saddest thing you've done
Not killed myself
>and a tough one
>>happiest you've ever felt
When I was hit by a car and was close to dying. Unfortunately, made a full recovery cus some normalfag called an ambulance. Now imma few thou in debt to dr shekelburg
>>29633083
*15 years
Fuck you nigbot
>>29632889
>9 partners in one semester of college
>7.5/10
>I'm a robot occasionally
>robot
Jesus fuck atleast say that you're full blown normie you rancid swine. People like you and redditors are ruining this thread into oblivion.
>26
>M
>kv
>IRL 1 month ago to a former classmate
>beyond handshakes, 2 years (pecked a drunk girl on the cheek on request)
>all three in EET
>a-5-could-bang-me-while-drunk / 10
>asked family for money
>NDA bound
>I sometimes think about people who are long gone
>Probably when I got my first IT job
The last one is though as you have to compare the bliss of childhood to when huge insecurities in your life kind of work out. Childhood happiness is an illusion.
>>29617725
>>age
20
>>sex
Male
>>sexuality
Straight, mostly.
>>virgin status
Not a Virgin
>>years/months since last talked to a friend
Live with one so yesterday.
>>years/months since physical contact
3 months
>>working or NEET
Working, Student
>>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
7 face, 4 body.
>>most pathetic thing you've done
LDR with a girl in a relationship.
>>most disgusting thing you've done
Ate sandwich off floor at work.
>>saddest thing you've done
See answer before last.
>and a tough one
>>happiest you've ever felt
When I felt like I was in love and everything I was doing had meaning.
>>29633120
>9 partners in one semester of college
>robot occasionally
He might be a narcissistic serial rapist.
>>29633134
>(pecked a drunk girl on the cheek on request)
Chad please get the fuck out
>>29632889
>I'm kinda normie but I'm a robot occasionally
Being a robot isn't a jacket you can take on and off.
Fuck you, special snowflake normalfag
>age
26
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Non-virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
0 Days
>years/months since physical contact
1 Day
>working or NEET
Neet
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
6/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
Jerked off to ex girlfriend pics.
>most disgusting thing you've done
Eating ass.
>happiest you've ever felt
Being with one of my ex girlfriends.
>>29633176
Not sure you can be a Chad when you're classified as obese and have no muscle tone.
I was just walking past a group of girls at a black-tie event, one of them stopped me, turned her cheek towards me and tapped it with her index finger. How is going along with that 'Chad'?
To this day I don't know what the fuck was going on in that moment.
36
M
80% hetero
not virgin (hetero or otherwise)
0.5 months since friend (avg 1 month)
0.1 month since (meaningful) physical contact (avg 5 months)
self employed (but partly on NEETbux because disability)
looks: 5/10 on avg, 6/10 on a good day (I attract mostly mentally fucked up women)
most pathetic thing: suck cock
most disgusting: get fucked by guy
saddest thing: masturbate up to 8 times a day
happiest: not sure
>>29633269
A girl wanted you to touch her
You're Chad
So fuck right off
Chad's come in all sizes, colors, and age .
You don't know what it means to be a robot bf have every woman, your mother included, hate your very existence and wish only death upon you
>>29617858
>i had a girlfriend
dude get the fuck off my board, come on
>>29617858
Gays, bis usually get mad when I ask if they've gapped to themselves. Thanks for a str8 answer.
>>29617858
>fucked my ass until it prolapsed
Did it go back to normal? did it feel good prolapsed?
>>29617725
>age
23
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Asexual
>virgin status
Virgin
>years/months talked to a friend
14 years, probably
>years/months since last physical contact
If including handshakes, 3 hours. If not, around 5 years
>rate your own looks on a scale of fuck you to why are we even here
I'd say I'm 6/10 or 7/10. 8/10 is probably pushing it.
>most pathetic thing you've done
Lied to get into University. They didn't see past it, thankfully.
>most disgusting thing you've done
Drank a rat's blood (I don't even know why)
>saddest thing you've done
Had some 'friends' (I don't have, and never had, any interest in having friends) when I was 18 about to leave college, and had to keep the charade up for 3 fucking years. Eventually I told them I never liked them and never saw them again after I left college.
>happiest you've ever felt
Got a letter confirming my spot in Oxford University as an Undergraduate in 2010
wew lad
>age
27
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Kissless Virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
online friends? several hours. in real life? 3-ish years.
>years/months since physical contact
from family? last night. from anyone else? never.
>working or NEET
working.
>rate own looks
Well, there was a rate thread on this board the other night, I posted my pic and I was LITERALLY the only picture in the entire thread to not get a reply, so you tell me.
>most pathetic thing you've done
post in this thread
>most disgusting thing
dunno
>saddest thing
drunkenly professed love to oneitis, long time ago though.
>happiest you've ever felt
sometimes I fantasize about having a qt gf, if I can get into it then that makes me happy. also kratom works.
>>29633401
Also, in University. Forgot to put that one down.
>age
18
>sex
Male
>sexuality
Mostly gay
>virgin status
Yes (looking at all of my options, probably forever)
>years/months since last talked to a friend
2 months
>years/months since physical contact
(excluding mandatory hugging of family members) never
>working or NEET
Full-time student
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
Very good natural looks (around a 9.5), but my lack of both fashion sense and effort put into looking good pulls it down to around 7.5-ish.
>most pathetic thing you've done
Sat next to a person having a spaz attack and sweating profusely from my head for a whole hour, trying to bring myself to ask them out.
They didn't even notice I was trying to do it...
>most disgusting thing you've done
It involved mayonnaise; that is all that must be said...
>saddest thing you've done
Every night, I bundle up my blankets and hug them so I can pretend someone is there with me.
>happiest you've ever felt
Every time I get good grades.
>>29617725
>age
21
>sex
m
>sexuality
Haven't had sex yet so no idea, porn ranges from vanilla to absolutely fucked up degenerate stuff
>virgin status
KHHV
>years/months since last talked to a friend
3-4 years
>years/months since physical contact
shhok hands with new neighbor like 2 weeks ago
>working or NEET
neet
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
just kill me now
>most pathetic thing you've done
continuously lying to my parents about everything in my life and fabricating evidence, including the fact that I'm in 2nd year of college and have a girlfriend
>most disgusting thing you've done
went through dogshit to find moms wedding ring
>saddest thing you've done
sitting around doing nothing while making up excuses for myself
>happiest you've ever felt
when I was a kid and got a dog to play with because I haven't had friends until highschool
>>29617725
>>age
20
>>sex
Male
>>sexuality
Straight
>>virgin status
Yes
>>years/months since last talked to a friend
yesterday
>>years/months since physical contact
With?
>>working or NEET
Student
>>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
Average
>>most pathetic thing you've done
Put a BB gun to my head when I was depressed, hoping it was real
>>most disgusting thing you've done
IDK
>>saddest thing you've done
Death of cat/family members if you mean single occurence, but Id generally call everyday life the saddest
>>happiest you've ever felt
I don't know.
>>29617725
This survey is fucking retarded
>years/months since physical contact
Physical contact with who? What does this mean?
>working or NEET
How about neither? NEET doesn't just mean unemployed.
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
What the fuck? That's not even how you do that. You're supposed to say a number and then a phrase to represent the opposite extreme.
>most pathetic thing you've done
>most disgusting thing you've done
>saddest thing you've done
For most people these are probably the same thing.
Stop making these gay survey threads.
>age
13
>sex
male
>sexuality
straight as fuck m8
>virgin status
yes
>years/months since last talked to a friend
recently
>years/months since physical contact
recently
>working or NEET
i dont work
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
fuck you
>most pathetic thing you've done
watched minecraft lets play channels
>most disgusting thing you've done
nothing
>saddest thing you've done
complained about not having chicken and taters lol cause im pathetic
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
very happy
>>29633661
See you in five years.
Nothing personal
>>29633486
It's incredibly easy to have sex as a fag
>age
20
>sex
m
>sexuality
Heterosexual
>virgin status
Virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
Yesterday
>years/months since physical contact
A few minutes ago
>working or NEET
College
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
8 or 9/10
>most pathetic thing you've done
Failed driving test because I couldn't remember turn signals.
>most disgusting thing you've done
Tried tasting my cum once
>saddest thing you've done
Make someone cry maybe?
>happiest you've ever felt
I don't remember ever being more than mildly happy.
>>29632853
>sometimes I get cis girls to go to dates/kiss/cuddle/do sexual things with them, but I'm always afraid they'd leave me for a cis guy anytime
Probably didn't need to tell me that anon
>>29633712
If you want casual sex and AIDS...
My only options are faggy loudmouths, used goods, progressive libcucks that want open relationships, and AIDS 20+ years older than myself. The amount of alcohol I'd need to enjoy a monogamous relationship with a girl would destroy my liver within 6 months.
I'd rather die alone than succumb to this degeneracy.
>>29617725
>>age
22
>>sex
M
>>sexuality
I'd probably fuck anyone if they're attractive
>>virgin status
Was raped by my ugly fat piece of shit disgusting landwhale subhuman aunt at the age of 12
>>years/months since last talked to a friend
Today
>>years/months since physical contact
Probably a month or two
>>working or NEET
NEET, I'm hoping I can find a job this year or the next
>>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
I hope I'm average
>>most pathetic thing you've done
Jerked it with my sisters sock to the sounds of her fucking her boyfriend
>>most disgusting thing you've done
Getting raped and still ending up comming
>>saddest thing you've done
Losing my mother due to cancer that I should've noticed
>and a tough one
>>happiest you've ever felt
Hanging out with friends when I was young playing with those old nintendo game boys that used 4 batteries and then playing football and after that playing some soccer
>>29633810
Become a qt trap and land a decent bf then
>age
24
>sex
(transitioned) Male
>sexuality
Straight
>virgin status
Me and this fat girl rubbed out clits together when we were 8.
>years/months since last talked to a friend
Never had a friend
>years/months since physical contact
2 days
>working or NEET
Going to vocational school
>rate your own looks
I gave up long ago
>most pathetic thing you've done
Lived on the streets for 7 months smoking dirty cigarettes from the ground
>most disgusting thing you've done
Cut my leg open
>saddest thing you've done
Drink half a jug of Kentucky bourbon in grade 4 and pass out
>happiest you've ever felt
The first time I smoked weed while it was raining outside
>age
24
>sex
male
>sexuality
Hetherosexual
>virgin status
Not a virgin, but still a pathetic autist
>years/months since last talked to a friend
Two months.
>years/months since physical contact
One year
>working or NEET
NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
/soc/ says 6/10 while people I don't find attractive are rated 8/10, so I guess pretty uggo
>most pathetic thing you've done
Shit into a cup in high school and throw it in the hallway
>most disgusting thing you've done
Above.
>saddest thing you've done
Fucked my friend's mom ten times, friend walked in and was speechless and cried
>>29633863
I'm too hairy, too muscular, too chubby, and my facial features too masculine to ever be a qt grill. I'm not heterosexual, so I've gone against 100% of what my father ever wanted from me; I can't be a total disappointment to him and take hormones...
I'll just virgin this one out, I guess...
Sometimes, you can't fix a problem, so you just need to breathe and tell yourself everything is fine, even though it isn't.
>age
18
>sex
Male
>Sexuality
Bi
>virgin
No
>last time talked to friends
Yesterday
>last time physical contact
1 month
>Working or NEET
Neet
>Rate your looks
5/10
>pathetic thing
Getting emotionally attached to this girl who is far far away and I haven't even met yet
>Most disgusting thing
Fap to really awful and disturbing porn
>saddest thing
Get basically raped by a obese chick back in freshmen (only time I ever had sex)
>Happiest thing
Hanging out with all of my mates and just enjoying ourselves over the years
>age
21
>sex
M
>sexuality
Bisexual
>virgin status
Not a virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
Around an hour ago in person, a few minutes through text
>years/months since physical contact
Almost a month without sex, hugged a girl 3 days ago
>working or NEET
Working
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
Too big of a nose and I'm almost a manlet, but I'm relatively attractive I suppose
>most pathetic thing you've done
Stolen money
>most disgusting thing you've done
Jerked off with my friend's sister's panties
>saddest thing you've done
Watched my dog of 16 years die in my arms
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
Laying/kissing with a grill that I fell in love with in high school listening to music all night
>>29617725
>age
-20
>sex
-Male
>sexuality
-Straight
>Virgin status
- [X]
>years/months since last talked to a friend
- 1 week but because it was a especial occasion
>years/months since physical contact
- With a girl ? Can't remember, three months i guess
>working or NEET
- Student
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
- 5/10, i have an average looking face and shape body but with acne since my 14
>most pathetic thing you've done
-Don't know, believe i can do whatever i want if I try hard
>most disgusting thing you've done
-Don't know
>saddest thing you've done
-Repeat grade in 3rd, it could be classified as pathetic but i really try to approve, at least, 1 of 3 exams but i failed so hard it hurts
>Happiest you've ever felt
-Being with friends, i don't ask for something else because it's beyond my possibilities
>age
20
>sex
M
>sexuality
Normal
>virgin status
KV
>years/months since last talked to a friend
talked to really good friend two nights ago
>years/months since physical contact
girl I liked punched me about a month ago
>working or NEET
unislave
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
pretty good apart from my nose, got just enough good genetics to grow nice hair and enough facial hair to cover up bad jawline
>most pathetic thing you've done
tried to kill myself
>most disgusting thing you've done
shit in my own hand
>saddest thing you've done
wrote a song about "my depressed friend" and played it in front of people (it was about me)
>happiest you've ever felt
back when I was a kid just discovering alcohol and my shitty metal band would just spend every weekend in a homemade practice room just getting drunk playing songs and having fun
>>29635528
post song you nigger loving homo
>>age
19
>>sex
Male
>>sexuality
Straight
>>virgin status
Lost.
>>years/months since last talked to a friend
A day.
>>years/months since physical contact
Four days.
>>working or NEET
Student.
>>rate your own looks
6/10
>>most pathetic thing you've done
Lost my virginity to a hooker.
>>most disgusting thing you've done
Took a shit down the window.
>>saddest thing you've done
I got drunk once and cred to sleep in the staircase of my building.
>>happiest you've ever felt
When I got a gf.
>>29635737
no it's shit and the opinions of faceless critics hurt more than the people I played to because they were all like "omg so brave" even though it was shit
>>29635841
>19
>not a virgin
>has had a gf
Welp, I'm off to wizchan for good now
Fuck you
>age
19
>sex
f
>sexuality
none
>virgin status
khhv
>years/months since last talked to a friend
never had any
>years/months since physical contact
probably hugged my mom a few months ago, never touched anybody outside the family
>working or NEET
neet for 5 years now
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
i don't understand that scale but like a 4/10 maybe, my face is nice its just the rest thats bad
>most pathetic thing you've done
exist
>most disgusting thing you've done
exist
>saddest thing you've done
exist
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
i don't remember ever feeling really happy, maybe at some point in early childhood i don't remember
>age
22
>sex
m
>sexuality
straight
>virgin status
not a virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
I'm doing it right now
>years/months since physical contact
Sexually or romantically? Half a year.
Physically with any person? Probably the other day or something.
>working or NEET
School
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
I'm okay
>most pathetic thing you've done
Highschool. Told an ex I'd renounce my religion to have her babies.
>most disgusting thing you've done
I used to never wash my hair.
>saddest thing you've done
Stoppedeating for a week and lost 20 pounds or more.
>happiest you've ever felt
In the arms of the first girl I ever loved.
>age
22
>sex
F
>sexuality
straight
>virgin status
virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
1 month
>years/months since physical contact
idk
>working or NEET
grad school
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
Probably average looking
>most pathetic thing you've done
camwhoring
>most disgusting thing you've done
tasted my own period blood
>saddest thing you've done
idk
>happiest you've ever felt
seeing my best friend after not seeing her for a year
