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half way there, we can make it lads
>>29617646
first for pakis out
no blockerino pleaserino
>>29617674
>rino
I want normie twitch fags to leave
>>29617646
What are we halfway to again?
Did anyone else get absolutely soaked today?
Right down to my pants somehow.
>>29617706
to the weekend. not that, that makes a difference to neets. dunno if JCs open on saturdays
>>29617708
I was mostly okay, but on the last road crossing before getting home from the shops a car came up to fast and I had to do a little jog to not get hit, but there was a puddle right in front of me so me shoes got soaked through.
>>29617708
We have these things called "umbrellas"
They're quite popular in Britain as rain-deflectors
>>29617674
>first for pakis out
edgy
>>29617646
are the game of thrones books worth it or should I just watch the show like everyone else?
>>29617708
>going outside
normies will always out themselves even if they only use a couple of sentences
Kys britbongs why do you need this gay thread up everyday
>>29617781
As someone who appreciates and knows quite a bit about literature and cinema (I know it's a tv show but a lot of it transfers) I can tell you that the books are fairly bad and the tv show is terrible after season 2.
Still, obviously, some people like both.
>>29617797
largely to piss off people like you
>>29617797
It's just who we are babe
>>29617762
A lot of people have been harassing you today Poleaboo, disapointed you've taken it like a little beta bitch and not fought back.
>>29617781
Not seen the show. Books are pretty shit.
I can taste the weekend on the wind boys.
Wagecuckdom is a heavy cross to bear.
>go to restaurant for lunch
>tfw some people were making fun of me for how I talked to the waiter (virtually deaf since birth)
>tfw I only knew about it because my mum told me they were once we left
felt horrendously ashamed since desu
>>29617862
Why would your mum tell you that? Does she hate you?
>>29617758
They are for women though
>>29617832
Probably the Anti-Androgens I've been taking
Haven't even had an erection today
>>29617904
They don't work that fast you mong.
>>29617900
Get one with a hooked wooden handle
>>29617890
I dunno, I would prefer to know these things, even if they do usually make me feel shit
Not fapped in two days, lads.
>>29617862
she should have told you at the time so you could have made a scene about being deaf and made the normies feel bad
>tfw watching The Life and Times of Tim before going to bed
Such a comfy show, lads
>>29617936
What are you going to fap to senpai?
Alright lads. Got out of work an hour early, to celebrate I request you post your waifus.
>>29617987
I forgot that show existed. Don't remember it being too comfy though
>>29618012
waifu status is posted in this very original comment
>>29618002
Not ERP, if that's what you're getting at.Probably lewd GuP pictures or doujins
Does anyone order games from GameCollection? Curious how reliable they are with preorders. Don't want to use Game or really any other place just because it's cheaper with GC compared to everywhere else I looked.
Poleaboos sister is being a bitch about him being a leave voter
Saying that calling himself British isn't enough to protect him from the racists as most racist crimes post-Brexit were against Muslims not Eastern Europeans
That if he keeps voting for UKIP then next it will be him that will be deported
Literally bored to tears lads
I downloaded the new fallout DLC but meh
>>29618328
Poleaboo doesn't vote UKIP anymore.
>>29618360
Dima was cool, I like how he rekts you if your a member of the railroad.
But yeah pretty meh unless you're a melee character who's gifted OP stuff.
Poleaboos Imam is being a bitch about him being a tranny
Says that calling himself a woman isn't enough to protect him from Allah, because the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) cursed men who imitate women and women who imitate men, and said: "Throw them out of your houses."
That if he keeps being a faggot then next it will be him who is in Jahannam
>>29618012
Here for waifus.
Thread is much more peaceful now that I filtered the tripfags, not sure why I didn't do that sooner.
Hope you lads are enjoying your night
Going out with a girl tomorrow, where should I suggest we go?
From what she says it's just "hanging out" but I'm autistic and will end up just suggesting the pub so I can drown my autism
>>29618727
What's she like?
Pubs fine with some girls (usually ones that are fun to hang out with anyway), make sure its a nice pub though not a fucking 'spoons
![f3b0e52f0cb3ecbf0ee58978238b6563_h[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HfhsCRp.jpg "f3b0e52f0cb3ecbf0ee58978238b6563_h[1].jpg")
>drinking ice cold manga juice
>>29618739
Quiet, likes history (that's how I know her through lectures). Was considering maybe one of the higher class student bars just so we don't see homeless people fighting like at my local.
>>29618727
Pub for sure. Just wherever you'd go normally. You don't want to look like a try-hard. Unless normally you go somewhere fucking horrible that is, or somewhere where you can never get a seat or it's too loud to talk. Just make sure you have a solid plan for where to go or you'll look like a twat.
I used to live with a guy who took girls on high effort activity dates. He'd take women to art galleries even though he wasn't into art, shit like that.
Never got laid the whole year we were living together and that was in uni.
>>29618808
Is this in the middle of the day?
If you are a student and she's chill you might be able to swing an afternoon of playing pool as a date, but she might expect more coffee type shit
>>29618727
Girls like interesting venues like train museums/war museums.
Alternatively see if your nearest local power plant offers tours.
>>29618498
I might do a railroad play through and try a meme build like pipe weapons or melee
Also I never messed around with mods so there's that
>>29618832
>Never got laid the whole year we were living together and that was in uni.
Oh yes I can't even imagine what that must be likefuck off
>>29618847
I'd kill to find someone interested in trains desu
I'd kill someone to drive a train desu
>>29618854
Obviously I didn't get laid that year either, but I wasn't the one going on dates every second week.
just paid for phone sex, waiting for my call to come through now and getting a bit nervous
>>29618894
I've driven a train. No bullshit.
I was on a film set in Latvia. We'd booked out a stretch of railroad and a train, so we could film the train moving and have as many takes as we liked.
The Latvian guys who were handling the train let me have a go.
>>29618832
I found a decent pub, runs a celidh during the evening, hopefully she doesn't mind dancing, most likely whilst half cut
>>29618917
I'm so fucking jealous mate you have no idea.
I will ditch the girl, and chase trains inshallah
>>29618907
Prepare to be disappointed fampai
>>29618927
>half cut
Good luck my fellow Scotsman.
>>29618849
Melee builds are so OP with sneak, should be fun. Plus you won't have to kill le disguise man.
>>29618907
i used to pay for phone domination. Got pretty addicted to it.
I called maybe 10 times and it was only amazing enough to be memorable once. Quite a lot of the time the woman couldn't be arsed at all and was audibly bored by the whole thing. Also occasionally got women who thought being "dominant" meant they could just tell me not to wank and therefore prolong the call so they got more money.
I wouldn't do it again.
>>29618907
I remember the highlight of my preteen wanks was when the babestation slag didn't turn her mic off properly and you could still hear her talking slightly.
>>29618978
Thanks I'll need it desu senpai
>>29618832
>Never got laid the whole year we were living together and that was in uni.
Hahahaha, w-what a loser;_;
>Tfw cheese and crackers before bed
>Tfw half way into a cracking biography of a survivor of the Burmese death railway
It's a pleasant evening lads
>Already fucking midnight
>Feels like I've been home for about 2 hours
>>29619365
This happens to me every night. I plan to have an early night but to just do one thing, it always gets to midnight and I haven't done anything
>>29617781
Season 1 is good, after that it's shit. Watch the first season and make up some head canon for what happens after.
>>29619413
well i'll be up ill 3ish, just wanted to vacuum the flat too
>>29618360
Same lad. I downloaded dying light yesterday and been playing it, it's meh. Not sure what I was expecting from a zombie game, they are always so bland.
Google is oppressing Monica!
>>29619431
Nothing happens in season 1 though...
I think you're just being contrarian
Nigii still remember making this thread.
http://4archive.org/board/r9k/thread/24942095#p24942095
It was when britfeel was good, the threads was comfy, the waifu posters was actually decent and has interesting waifus that didn't all look the same and they understood that adults that watch cartoons shouldn't act tough. Take me back.
>>29619649
reported
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You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29619637
You're the one up shitting up britfeel mate, if you want to go back just stop your retarded tripfagging. If you want advice as to tripfag properly, just look at Tilde, he never spammed threads with trite nonsense, just a few posts here and there.
>>29619637
Honestly I can't argue with the fact that thread is a lot better than today's threads.
Pretty jealous over the description of a guy's christmas with big his family where they all go to the pub and play Articulate, boys vs. girls and the boys win every year.
I probably would have cried reading that if I was still spending all of my christmases alone.
>>29619827
I haven't spammed in ages, only did that a few times when the threads where complete wank.
Nor do I trip anymore, its people like kent, poleaboo and shout more than me.
>>29619927
Yeah it made me jealous
>>29619637
why don't threads get crashed anymore
>>29619987
You have calmed down recently that's true but you still shitted up a lot of threads. You don't even have a gimick or a story, I don't understand why you think you need a name. What separates you from the rest of us anonymous posters?
>tfw 100kg and finally deciding to lose weight
These next months are going to hurt.
>>29620104
Jesus, tell me you're at least tall? I'm 58kg, can't even imagine weighing 100
>>29620104
it's suffering, the amount of food I have to eat to lose anything is insane. Like one meal a day, no bread/pasta/rice.
>>29620091
True. Even when I was doing the BritNormie gimmick there was a story behind it. Even Poleaboo has a story.
Niigi has what, a pet fish? A chip on his shoulder about movie night?
>>29619827
What's happened to tilde, anyone know?
>>29620227
I told you earlier
>>29620211
>>29620091
I started the trip to take the piss outta the other trips but I enjoyed the attention to much, seriously once you start its hard to stop. But there isnt a gimmick other then the fact its annoying. I talk about how fucked up my life is a lot as well but I cba to do that anymore either.
>>29620304
Even Sacked Civil Engineer Anon has a gimmick, even though it's a boring one.
If you want to trip then go ahead. But I'd advise you to get a new name and a new gimmick. Talking about how fucked up your life is isn't good enough, unless it's as fucked up as Poleaboo.
>>29620355
I dont want to do it anymore
Anyway is this shout? You're talking like you have a lot of experience
>>29620395
I told you already, I did the BritNormie gimmick and a few other more short lived ones.
I can't stop listening to East 17 lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8pCEPdXsT8
>>29620423
Misread it, always assumed they was done by the same person anyway.
Which fish should I get next?
>>29620304
>I told you earlier
No you didnt?
less trips
more waifus
>>29620511
If your the same person who asks every thread then yes I did.
Shout was being cunt to him every thread so he stopped posting, he still comes sometimes but he said he mainly lurks now. He posted a quick update about 2 weeks ago.
>>29620556
I agree, fuck off trips amiright?
>>29620572
Nah i haven't asked before, somehow must have missed the other lad asking and tildes update.
Well tilde if youre lurking now, hope youre alright lad!
>>29620195
lol.
You can eat whatever you want just at a cut, so for a fat fuck, anything below 1400 cals and you'll lose weight. You might need to bring that down when you get down, to like 1100, but anything under that is a risk zone. If you aren't losing weight, you're lying to yourself about the quantity of your eats so don't waste time on the internet bullshitting to strangers, they know you're cheating, you know you're cheating.
inb4 muh x
no, that's all there is to it, you burn more cals sleeping than you do on a 3 mile run.
Getting pretty fucking sick of smug scots at work lads who think if they break off from the UK they'll be able to take our empty EU seat and they act like just under half of them didn't vote to leave too
>>29620742
Their bitch got btfo and told to gtfo when she asked for a meeting with some high up EU cuck. They're staying up north, as part of the UK, where they'll remain for all eternity, being grumpy old cunts about shit that happened like 800 years ago.
WE WUZ BRAVEHEART AN SHEET
>see payslip last month
>minus hours : 71 quid
>manager says it's fixed
>see payslip this month
>minus hours : 71 quid
CAN THESE FUCKING RETARDSHITS IN HR GET THINGS RIGHT? stupid fucking women literally sitting on their ass all day gossiping about jeremy kyle episodes and can't even do basic fucking addition and subtraction leaving me out of a days wageslaving.
Now I can't even tell if I lost 2 days overall or 1.
Gonna fucking quit, fucking hell I'm done.
>>29620794
It's like that where me mum works too.
Tbh I think the owners of these places hire retarded middleaged women for their HR on purpose because they'll fuck up in ways it saves the company money and if you ever press it, they just fire the cunt and fire you and don't pay either of you back.
>>29620787
fucking glad, there's a really smug scottish cunt at work who's acting as if scotland has more to offer than their dwindling and now crashed oil well and England subsidised free university
What do you lads think of this coat?
>>29620845
pure autism/10
>>29620863
Explain why please
>>29620787
Honestly mate it's nothing to do with England's history with Scotland. That was a long, long time ago and only a tiny minority of absolute wanks gives a shit.
We're just pissed off with getting governments that we didn't vote for. It's exactly the same situation with Europe, except instead of being governed by unelected representatives in Brussels we're governed by a government we didn't elect in London. And honestly the Tories don't give a shit about us because they know we won't vote for them anyway, so they fuck us in the arse at every opportunity.
It's about sovereignty. Same as Brexit. Nothing to do with hating England. I went to uni in England and all of my best mates are English.
need to be up and wagekek in 6 hours....
end me
