my friend wants to go for a massive hike up this stupid mountain, and it's fucking freezing cold and my liver is hurting again. i don't even know the road to the base.
how do i get out of this? i've boiled it down to lying about randomly being given a shift at the last second or just plain saying i woke up really unwell. help /r9k/ i don't want to be a cunt i just don't feel like this in the least but this guy is one of two people on earth who'll even put up with me.
>>29617227
Say you're out of shape lazy fag who can't handle a simple hike
>>29617227
Just
DO IT
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I
T
>>29617227
Just tell them you're sorry but you just feel too shitty to hike a mountain.
If you make up some excuse they're probably going to assume you just didn't feel like going anyway.
>>29617346
the truth must never be known
for real it's too fucking cold i would have gone to the gym or something but NO it has to be a fucking mountain reeeee
Did this bitch just put cosmoline or boot polish in her mouth?
>>29617227
just go you fucking faggot
I'd love to go on a hike with a bro, you should do it fucker, it would be fun, you'd regret that you didn't do more random shit like that if your friends just suddenly left your life and you didn't have a choice whether you wanted to or not
DON'T THINK YOU'VE GOTTEN OUT OF THIS YOU CUNT
YOU'D BETTER GO ON THAT HIKE
