I have nothing to lose. Give me something stupid to say
>>29617004
Hello I am a tinder brand representative online and I am very sneaky...so how about I snek in2 ur pussy???
>>29617004
Hey qt 3.14 ;)
Tricia, bubby, what's with all the attrition? You're busting my chops, making me crank out the A game! Can I just say you don't need that snapchat filter ;)
OP here. Dubs decide
>>29617894
I like pancakes, wanna go to ihop
>>29617894
hey four-eyes
>>29617004
Will u be my gf? :)
Please pick mine OP, you have nothing to lose and you know mine is the best!
>>29617911
Dammit yours is the worst one
>>29617911
Aww shit
>monitoring thread
>>29617911
Dubs has spoken. Your move, op
>>29617911
Girls love this pick up line.
>>29617004
For your next move OP, as I will get thr next dubs, you will say this: "hi dear"
>Problem glasses
>Flowers drawn in to hide your receding hairline
Kekkity kek
>>29617004
>>29617911
dubs have spoken
dont be a faggot op
>>29617935
That one's actually good. It's confident and playful and negging.
>>29617004
Did you know that during mid summer the women in Sweden wear crowns of flowers just like you do
>>29618066
check
origamu
this is the only acceptable opener, OP
I wasn't even the one that called dubs but here I go!
Here's another while I wait. This girl is a Christian girl apparently.
>>29618183
I bet if you don't lay the autism on too strong you can get laid.
>>29618213
Oink oink, piggy want some slop?
>>29618213
If we dated, could you consider to convert to islam?
>>29618231
Oh god this one
>>29618213
I'm not gonna lie, I only swiped right so I could cum all over those incredible tits.
>>29618237
Do you follow that up with "'Cause next week, I-slam your pussy"?
>>29618281
oh shit OP, use this one. roling for this I guess?
>>29618281
rolland
...for this
>>29618213
Damn I love french toast, don't you feel the same?
>>29618335
rolling for this. A lot of potential in that statement
>>29618213
Is it hard being beautiful?
>>29618213
i'd fuck you but pigs are haram in islam
>>29618213
Do you love BAC? big asian cock
>>29618213
Seeing your face made me hungry
So, you want to fuck or fight?
>>29618377
Haha I win deliver with that thick bitch, nigger
>>29618213
You have a face as beautiful as the moon, shining lady! :)
What shit gets. No wonder OP isn't responding.
>>29617004
"I really like the way you positioned and cropped your photo to hide all the fat."
>>29618213
ayy bb give me the succ
ask her a question, it gets the conversation going and that's all you need.
>>29617004
That snapchat filter that does the crown blurs out acne and slims faces
