Why don't you get a tiny gf like I did, anons?
>sitting at my computer desk, playing dotka
>suddenly here some fumbling from behind the desk
>ignore it for a while, but finally it gets to me
>i stand up, move the desk and bend down to see what's going on behind it, assume that it's become loose
>instead, i see a tiny little woman, pic related in size
>her voice is really high pitched but she lets out a hearty laugh and thanks me for saving her, says that she almost was squished
>tells me she's lived in my house nearly all her life, a wholehundred years
>she stammers and says she was too shy to introduce herself when i'd moved in a month ago
>tells me it gets quite lonely and asks me to keep her company
>i let her sit in my lap while i shitpost on /v/ and /int/
>i tell her that i'll find some clothes for her and go to a doll store and buy her cute little outfits
>i make her a little doll-sized bed to sleep in next to mine
>i cook her mouse-sized meals that are tiny replicas of my own
>we watch movies together
>i even bought her a phone with a touchscreen and a light stylus that she can use to browse the interbutts
>eventually we bond and go out on a "date" which consists of me eating dinner alone while she sits in my shirt pocket, nibbling on a crumb
>i ask her to be my gf
>she says yes
It's all the perks of having a gf, except she's tiny so Chad can't see her and steal her away from you! I mean, technically I haven't lost my virginity, since her vagoo is too small for my cock, but isn't that a bonus? She makes my penis look so much bigger.
I'm thinking about asking her to marry me
>>29616783
>I'm thinking about asking her to marry me
Aw fuck son you're falling for her trap. That's when she sucks the soul right out of your body to steal your height, leaving you a lifeless, withered husk.
>not pressing your urethra against her tiny pussy and spraying her with what feels to her like a powerwash of hot cum
I seriously hope you guys don't not do thiswith your fuccfaeries
>>29616839
That's a good idea, so far I've only penetrated her with q-tips and chopsticks...
she wouldn't get pregnant from that though right? I don't think tiny-birth control exists... and I'm in no position to raise a family of tinypeople.
>>29616829
actually sounds hot, especially if she eats the husk after
Sorry mate already banged her.
t. Tinychad Sparklecock
>>29617075
Fucking keked.
Really nice autistic thread you got there OP.
>>29617075
No m8, she's been living in my apartment for hundreds of years, she told me that her parents left her here when she was just a kid and she's kind of never been able to go out/has been scared of big people. Stop it mang, she said was a virgin.
>>29617139
she's lying bro... i fucked her too
t. Hungbrad McFuckfairy
>>29617139
Nah mate I fucked her on your keyboard.
She called me daddy all night.
>>29617290
>>29617358
Tiny fairy-dudes LITERALLY do not exist.
What is up with you guys turning everything into cuckoldry? You secretly into it?
>>29617393
Keep telling yourself that as you slam your keyboard full of fairy juice. You think it is glitter you got there on your fingers?
I hate my tiny gf. She's so fucking small and doesn't even get naked.
>>29617449
Be nice to her.
>so small
It's fun and cute!
>doesn't get naked
Why don't you just tape her down and undress her?
I want a minigf!
>>29616783
It's actually a good idea jokes aside, the company which made a real mini doll gf would get my money until I died, think about it, a BJD that moves, talks and really love you. Dream come true.
God damn it OP. I didn't know this feel.
>>29616783
I'd rather a fairy shrink me smaller than herself.
>>29617449
w-what anime is this???
>>29616829
>That's when she sucks the soul right out of your body to steal your height
Sounds familiar
