>tfw you will never be a shapeshifting master of darkness
>you will never be stepped forth and opposed by a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword
>>29616810
FOOLISH SAM-U-RAIIIII
>you'll never tear open a portal in time and fling a samurai into the future
AND UNDO THE EVIL THAT IS AKU
[techno rap starts playing]
>>29617414
>tfw you gotta get back to the past but never will
>tfw you will never be a skeleton
As fucking stupid as it sounds I fantasise about how simpler it would be to be a spooky skeleton. No skin or other extremities to be discriminated with nor any real needs or desires to obsess over. Just an afterlife of rattling me bones.
>>29616752
TORE OPEN A PORTAL
>>29618196
>no skin or other extremities to be discriminated with
>implying we wouldn't just make fun of your girly pelviic bones and shitty feet
>tfw you will never be flung into the future where Aku's evil is law
>tfw you will never have to overcome adversities that no man has ever faced before
>tfw you will never meet beings of races from far beyond earth and make companions of nearly all of them
>tfw you will never spend you nights sleeping comfortably in your buddhist garb, holding onto your magical katana, ready to strike the minions of Aku at any moment
This show was max comfy, I'm so fucking glad that it's coming back. It just didn't feel right as a comic, and I didn't read it.
> tfw you will never meet The Scotsman, battle him, then earn his respect.
b but our lives are just as good, right?
fml.
>Tfw you will never travel to every corner of the word to master the martial arts techniques of every major culture as it is your destiny to defeat the shapeshifting master of darkness
>>29618196
>tfw you will never be an unstoppable lich, commanding armies of qt spooky skeletons and corpses who are completely devoted to you and would lay down their after-lives for you without a second thought
>tfw skeleton anon will never follow you into battle
>tfw you will never get into murders and executions
>tfw your name actually means "command of Aku"
>>29618986
well go on faggot what's your name?
>>29618627
ROOOOOOOO DELET THIS
>>29618111
checked, FUCK
>tfw you will never jump good
>>29618111
Trips confirm Jack will never get to go home ;____;
>>29619015
google what he said, retard
>>29616752
>that episode he transformed into a thicc trap
>>29619442
>being a jewish jew
>>29619015
Shadrach bruh
>>29618896
This legitimately disappoints me.
It's hard to fathom that they kind of almost feel like friends, while knowing that they would easily murder the other.
>>29619478
>p-pls be gentle, this is my first time DESTROYING A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR
>>29619584
>but i've grown to like this... voluptuous form
>now! with the jewel destroyed you will again wander these lands for years to come
>take me samurai
>deep
>balls
>let us set aside our differences for a moment. i feel a hunger.. insatiable
>>29619573
They begrdugingly accept each other as worthy opponents.
>>29619618
Why are you reading it out of order?
>>29619643
it's not one of my japanese doujins?
>>29619618
me too senpai desu...me too
>>29619653
Samurai Jack is obviously western animation
Soon.
>>29619584
This is wrong.
>>29619680
but that's not the samurai jack cartoon
it's an erotic fan fiction, and it seems to be made in japanese style
>>29619692
>tfw aku voice actor is dead so it's going to be garbage
>>29619760
They can always pull a Land before time
>>29619760
>implying you can tell the difference between post Mako Iroh and Mako Iroh
