Hey anon, I'm going to the kitchen to make some noodles? You've been kind of quiet. You ok? Want anything?
>>29614979
Yeah if you can make me some noodles that would be great thanks.
>>29615013
I got you man, you want soy, teriyaki or szechuan sauce?
>he thinks heating premade noodles counts as "making" them
I could put some frozen chips in the oven. It doesn't mean I made those chips.
>>29615057
>premade
>>29615145
Yeah. Unless you make your own pasta and cut it yourself, then you didn't make the noodles.
>>29615255
You know this is why you have no friends. Don't think this is original.
>>29615291
>anon saving OP the effort
>>29615145
where does one aquire said newdle
>>29615420
I get them by the box at this chinease store. They ones Im cooking have no cals, no carbs, no nothing. Im not sure what their made of but... their good with any sauce man. I love em
>>29615420
Go to a store you fucking dummy.
>>29615465
>noodles
>no carbs
you're lying, the package is lying, or you're eating plastic. no matter how you slice it, you're a dumbass
>>29615465
Lol, you're lying
Not an original comment
>>29614979
omg those are like sooo cool but they look a bit like long worms
>>29616426
they ltierally taste like plastic so he's not lying
shiritaki noodles are the grossest thing ive ever eaten. you have to drown them in sugar sauce to mask the disgusting taste, which defeats the entire point in the first place...
they're made of some yam extract plastic-y type material shit
