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About 2 weeks ago I was in a library working on something when I see a guy (pic related) surfing arcanine on the computers. He talked like a 12 year old, dressed like a 16 year old but, as I found out, is 24.
Anyway, I ws working nearby when his mother came up and asked him how the job search was going. I had seen him surfing 4chan and switch to Monster as she walked up. he lied and said he had applied a bunch of places. The mom sighed and said,
"Well, let's pray you get a job."
I couldn't resist. I said,
"Excuse me? Yeah, I know a place that is hiring"
She lit up, he glared at me.
"Really?!"
"Yes! I work for Roehl and we have a program for new employees."
I looked at him,
"Do you have a divers license?"
She answered,
"Yes, I made him get one."
"Great! Just call the main office and ask for training. They will get you into the 4 week class and when you are done you will have a CDL. You get paid $500 a week during the class. After that there is a 10 period where you do training with our drivers and you only make $90 a day for those two weeks, but after that you make $190 a day, more if you work evenings, weekends, or pull overtime. And you get raises at 6 months and after that every year. Oh, and they have additional training for things like reefer trucks or flatbeds that also give you raises."
She was all bouncy. He looked pissed. he asked,
"what's the catch?"
"If you don't work for us for a year you owe us the $4,000 for the training class."
I gave her the website:
http://www.roehl.jobs/cdl-truck-driving-schools/step-by-step-instructions
and explained that the interview is really easy.
I told her she could read the instructions and they were very simple.
Over the next 3 weeks he did EVERYTHING wrong - didn't answer the phone for the interview twice; was late for the first day, didn't show up the third.
He didn't want a real job, even an easy one
What is wrong with you morons?