Hey guy let's talk about how you got you're nickname and the shit you had to deal with because of it. I'll start. This gonna be long so I'll put in two parts.
Part 1/2
>Be me.
>Be in HS.
>Friends start unironucally talking about their dick size.
>One looks at me and since I'm usually quiet and don't personally add to discussions asks me what mine is.
>Tell him the truth (20cm).
>Everyone starts laughing.
>Feels bad but I feel like I can salvage this.
>I say "but it's true".
>Friends laugh even harder telling me its impossible.
>Realize I just fucked up.
>Try to ignore them till school ends that day.
>Next day get to math class.
>Hear whispers behind me.
>See 2 decently looking girls talking about something and looking at me.
>Think that today must be my lucky day.
>Bell rings, I get out of the classroom.
>See a few classmates talking. about something and laughing.
>Curious so I go check out.
>One sees me and immediately yells ironically "yo twenty".
>I jokingly respond "what do you mean?"
>He starts laughing even harder.
>Suddenly realize that my 'friends' spilled the beans.
>Try to change the subject.
>Fail horribly.
>Feel like shit.
>Bell rings get to class.
>Teacher is late.
>Out of nowhere one classmate shouts "so anon how is your twenty centimeter doing".
>Everyone starts laughing and talking about my dick.
>Shit gets out of control.
>5min later teacher still not there.
>Class is loud as fuck throwing around dick jokes every 10 seconds.
>People start saying that I probably have a micro penis.
>Girls start laughing.
>One decides to stand up and is about to say something.
>Feel like I might just get white knighted by girl.
>Don't care.
>She says " cmon guys stop he was probably just saying it to get attention".
>Shit backfires.
>Everyone starts loosing their shit.
>>29614221
Part 2/2
>Teacher finally comes.
>Thank god.
>Think that others will stop talking.
>Wrong.
>Teacher tries to calm them down and asks them what happened.
>Feel like offing myself.
>A few say "ask anon".
>He asks me.
>Say " I didn't do anything" while barely keeping my shit together.
>One classmate says "ask him about 'twenty' ".
>Teacher responds "what do you mean?".
>Kid starts laughing and doesn't fully tell him.
>Teacher realizes and tries to ignore it.
>Start loosing will to live.
>Teacher tries to go on with the lesson but keeps getting interrupted whit dick jokes with the number 20 in every question he asks the class.
>Make it trough class.
>Stop talking to everyone the whole day.
>Next day get to school.
>Hear students who I don't know laughing at me from a distance.
>Realize that this shit has spread.
>Try not to care as much as possible.
>See my friends in the hallway talking.
>Preparing for the worst I ask them "what's up?".
>They start laughing.
>Try to change the subject.
>Ignored.
>They keep making more and more dick jokes with less restraints.
>Get to class everyone still talking about my dick, still laughing, still answering the teachers question's the same way.
>This goes on for 2 months.
>At this point more than half of the school and teachers know about my 'story'.
>Still trying to convince people I'm not lying
>They never believe me.
>A few more months go by and everything calms down.
To this day everyone keeps calling me 'twenty' and thinking I have a micropenis. So what about you guys?
>>29614244
Solution? "Accidentally" leak a dick pic or show your dick (shower, pool) to someone you know will instantly gossip and confirm you were telling the truth all those years. Best bets is a gay guy. Less judgy, and more likely to spread it around his gal pals who'll maybe want to see your "twenty" for themselves. Turn it to your advantage.
a centimeter is like ~0.39 inches mate
1.8 + 6.0 = 7.8
So that means your penis is almost 8 inches long.
The chads you are talking to are retarded if they cant do a simple conversion like that.
Everyone calls me Doublemint Dave because I always have gum and I definitely want to share!
Rape one of those whores to show them the truth
>>29614221
>Teenagers thinking 20 centimeters is impossibly big
Stand up for yourself you fucking pussy. Literally send one of your (MALE)(important so you dont get arrested) friends a dick pic next to a ruler, he will probably show other people and probably make fun of you for it but who gives a shit it's not like you have anything to lose.
>>29616568
And don't say "sorry just had to prove it" or some shit you little faggot, say "your turn baby dick"
>friends birthday
>drink a full bottle of tequila
>they now call me diablo
