If all human life was wiped out somehow, except for you, and the world was exactly how it is now (minus the people):
>what would you do?
>How long do you think you'd last before you offed yourself?
>describe you average day
it wouldn't change much from today.
>>29613495
I'd probably have a lot more fun. Instead of being a soul-crushing drudgery of debt slavery, life would suddenly become an exciting game of survival, adventure and exploration.
I would probably live at the top of a fancy hotel and live off of canned food until I died. I don't have any friends and I rarely go outside so I wouldn't really notice the lack of people
>>29613495
Without people a lot of change would just stop working eventually.
>>29613681
No Internet. No computer at all. No electricity to cook food. No heating or air conditioning. Nearly all food is rotten in a few months. America is blown into a nuclear firestorm due to Russian automated "Dead hand" system detecting no form of life in moscow and firing all nuclear missiles at United States.
No TV. No non-pictographic porn.
Nuclear power plants begin to blow up due to coolant evaporating after 3-4 months inactive attendance. Large swathes of Earth become a nuclear wasteland.
Earth dies.
Your life would change a lot actually.
Fap in the middle of the park
I would fap and nut in/on everything historically important. Like fapping in the oval office and aim for the Eagles head. Jizz on the liberty bell. Use the constitution for a cumrag. Put a little drop on Mona Lisa's lips and David's asshole.
>>29613801
yep this
all the fukushimas blow up the world is a toxic waste
atleast in some years there will be mutants
>>29613867
The oval office wouldn't exist anymore.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand_(nuclear_war)
Begin life as a Nomad. Animals are still around.
I'd still be shitposting until I my internet went out. Then I'd off myself.
>>29613495
>get away from big cities as there might be some nuclear warheads pointed at them that are kept in place by real human beans
>get away from nuclear power plants as they will blow up eventually
>go from town to town, jacking off all the time, drinking all the fucking booze and smoking cigarettes constantly
>get some food here and there from stores or people's homes
>eventually an hero because i wouldn't be able to bear in mind that i'll be a KHHHV forever
I think I'd be terrified for a few days and then enjoy it. But it wouldn't last because all the nuclear power plants would explode. There, I just ruined the walking dead for all of us.
>>29613495
I'd probably travel to wherever motogp would be held at that time and ride fast untill it kills me.
>>29613904
I bet you're fun at parties. In a "world" were everyone just disappears, you are worrying about real consequences. Stop shitting up imaginary scenarios about no consequences, with the "real" world.
>>29614009
>normies can't imagine a perfect world without realistic things happening in it
lel
Literally drive away from big cities and nuclear plants and you're good, kiddo.
>>29613762
exploitation*
First scared af then i would love it. And still be scared.
I would
>watch the cinema alone
>live in a different place each month
>eventually sail to another continent, with a gun to kill me in case i get lost in the sea
>tame animals and hunt them
>masturbate to all kinds of pornography
>burn all the money i see
>burn an entire city
>sing in concert alone
>explore everything
>write
>search for alien life
>create creepy dolls to be with me and fuck
>name myself a god
>fly a plane alone
>Find a realdoll to make my wife
>Quest to Japan
>Dem doujins
>Go to gym
>Til i get my squat to 200 KG
>Squat, fap, DL
>>29614052
>perfect world
>can't go certain places because of nuclear fall out and waste
Pick one
Stated in the op. Everything is the same, just no people. It's an imaginary scenario but you can't help but to throw shit in the game.
>>29613495
Travel to celebrities' houses and look through their stuff. imagine being able to see your 3D waifu's secrets.
>>29614009
>>29614052
Maybe life would work out better for you if you actually were realistic about things instead of living in fantasies and fallacies.
>>29614133
OP never stated that, please go back to facebook or something.
>>29613495
>Last Man on Earth.
Cucked White Man TV Show #76543
>>29613904
>if a nuclear strike is detected by seismic, light, radioactivity and overpressure sensors. By most accounts, it is normally switched off and is supposed to be activated during dangerous crises
How would it be triggered if everyone just disappeared?
>>29613495
fuck around with stuffs til i manage to convince to kill myself i dunno it's going to be scary and fun but boring in the end
>>29614173
>work as nightguard
>earn 20k euros a year
>free healthcare
>healthy
>have a significant other
>have cat
Can't get better than this. At least, i don't want to become the CEO of some big company.
>>29614197
Due to the eventual explosion and radioactive fallout of Russian nuclear plants. And right now apparently the system is always active.
>>29613495
I'd cower in my basement for a few hours in case of falling planes
After that I'd probably drive around, explore, find food where I can, free some animals from zoos and pet shops, do a ton of crazy shit
I'd also probably leave signs around like the guy in that show did, just in case
I do wonder when I'd kill myself, if ever. I'd like to think it'd take a few years at least, but it could be months or even weeks
Eat canned food and fuck waxworks
>>29614184
I don't think you've watched the show or even read a brief overview. The black guy is in love with Kristen Schall who repetedly rejects his advances and stays with Will Forte even as he frequently tries to fuck other women.
>>29613495
That show turned to shit after the first ep. What was supposed to be a dark comedy about loneliness turned into another shitty romantic comedy.
It's perfect if you look at the first ep as a short film, ending at the point where he sees the smoke tower.
>>29614246
Why didn't Chernobyl set it off?
Nuclear plants don't fail the way you think they do
>seismic, light, radioactivity and overpressure
Presumably all of these must be present to prevent accidental discharge.
>>29614173
I'm living in reality, why does it have to invade something that's pure fantasy. In reality this will never happen. If it did, you'd probably wouldn't want to leave your house because of all the dead bodies. You'd might cut yourself and die of infection. You might catch salmonella and die. Yay it's fun to imagine all those things while you think of all the freedom of the last man on earth.
>>29614181
If all human life was wiped out somehow, except for you, and the world was exactly how it is now (minus the people):
Can you not read
>>29613495
I honestly wouldn't notice for awhile. I'd eventually when I noticed break into my neighbor's room and take his car keys to get to my local shopping square. Anything I could ever need would be right there. A medium sized Walmart (sells guns), Lowe's, Gamestop, bed store, a gym, pet store for Dogmeat, an Ollie's... loadsa stores like that all within less than a mile of each other and more a little ways out. I'd spend a lot of time locking shit up to keep the general wildlife out since I'm up in the mountains.
That shit would be my dream. Fuck killing myself. I'd be the happiest man alive. Shack up in gym or Gamestop with everything I could ever want, which is admittedly not a whole hell of a lot. My general lifestyle wouldn't change too much.
russia and israel both have fail-safes that will automatically launch nukes if all the heads of states are gone. If you were the last person on earth you'd have like 48 hours before you get radiation poisoning.
:
>what would you do?
Go to a gun shop or a military base and shoot all the guns and drive/fly all the vehicles.
>How long do you think you'd last before you offed yourself?
I don't think I would I mean I'd finally have time to do stuff I've always wanted to do. If I would then maybe in 4-5 years but anything could happen.
>describe you average day
Wake up in a nice bed, in a nice house/mansion, and make an awesome breakfast. After that I'd shoot/blow some shit up and then later in the day fly around for a bit and have a blast. Come home and have a bitchin dinner and watch a few movies. (solar panels n what not.
>>29614512
How does that work? Do the people have devices on them all the time just in case they die?
>>29614512
Are you sure they don't just say they do to scare people? The cold what's been over for a long time. Enough time for them get rid of that shitty system.
>>29614296
Beginning was great, then it sucked.
fucking hell man i wanted more alone wrecking stuff, not this social crap
>>29614296
I have seen the show. The black guy is the "New Phil" who does everything better than the now Old Phil (Tandy). Fixes everything, sleeps with multiple women, and knocks one up.
Do anybody here actually prep?
>>29613495
Fuck some hot corpses
>>29613495
Learn how to use nukes and stockpile them. Maraude around the globe in monster trucks and tanks with chainguns and missiles and whatever bullshit hardware I can find, just wrecking shit. Eat a cut of meat from every apex predator I can find (life goal of mine) and when I am no longer able to do fun things and all the fuel goes bad, blast the nukes to see how much of the earth I really would last. I mean, seems logical.
>>29614662
A little but it's more of a family thing though. Family owns a bunker in the sticks that we have food stores and other shit. The biggest problem is that it's way out in the the sticks. Bugging out to there could pose as a problem, even more so if someone finds it before we get there.
>>29614082
>>fly a plane alone
I don't see that ending well...
>>29614656
He slept with one woman (the back one) got her pregnant and then was hated by her after he announced his love for Kristen Schall once again which she denied in favor of Will forte. January Jones is with Todd and did not bang new phill and Todd cheated on her with Mary S.
So if you tally it up
Black guy-one temporary sexual relationship with black girl that ended badly
Will forte- long term relationship with Kristen Schall including lots of sex
Todd- January Jones and the older women.
>>29613495
I would bust out my reading glasses and go to the library
>>29613495
>Grab preb bag and the rest of the gear from my garage
>Climb up to my loft (you need a ladder and i can pull it in after me, basically inaccesible unless someone brings a ladder and why would they check the loft)
>It has a matress up there, books, my guitar, a small burner to cook food, and a tap for basic washing/drinking. I'd bring the food and cooking apparatus up first of course.
If you do really mean ALL human life, then i can just scavenge house to house for tinned food for a very long time indeed. I'd probably make my way down my street gathering candles, tinned food, bottled water and anything entertaining.
This is a pretty easy scenario considering there's no other humans. If i didn't know for a fact there's no other humans i'd probably go to the farm around the corner and take their guns, then tentatively look for people but in general i would keep to myself as people are more of a danger than an asset.
I also have a lot of survival books on how to make traps, plant crops, capture clean water etc.
>>29614580
I agree, I've only seen first could episodes, and very beginning was best part, I'm glad I didn't stick around to see them turn into a full cast of friends
>>29613495
>what would you do?
Go live on a big yacht, fish, collect videogames and play them, read books, watch movies, have some animal friends (dogs, small monkeys, maybe some dolphins if I can find them), try to figure out how to clone myself.
>How long do you think you'd last before you offed yourself?
Probably wouldn't commit suicide desu
>describe you average day
Grab a fishing boat from whatever port I was docked in, go out with nets and catch fish, bring fish to farm, feed all my animals that I had been keeping, retire to yacht to play vidya and watch movies.
>>29613495
One the first day I would walk to the nearest park naked and furiously masturbate while chocking myself with a belt until I pass out.
If I didn't die of erotic asphyxiation I'd go and explore the world.
>>29613495
Fuck mannequins
>>29613801
>>29613899
>and the world was exactly how it is now
Where ever I could find them, drugs. And you never said animals are wiped out; so animal companionship
Go to area 51 even though there's probably nothing there
>>29616079
>putting a fleshlight where the pussy is
isn't this a fetish
>>29616414
I'd find drugs and inject them on animals.
>>29613495
I would never off myself in this situation. I would just destroy stuff all day long. See if I could knock down a few skyscrapers. Probably live off of tuna and the like. Assuming the world isn't going to be destroyed due to people neglecting power plants and shit, this would be a truly great way to live.
>>29616539
You monster.
Have some morales!
>>29613495
Do everything I usually do : movies/games/music etc. for a while
Do everything I wouldn't be able to do : enjoy rich people's properties , fly a fucking plane , skydive . Anything is possible really.
After a while of ''finding myself'' I will settle down in the Ural mountains where i'll either embrace ascetism or get killed by a menk.
>>29613801
>No electricity
yeah cuz the gobberment is what makes electricity
I have 3TBs of music, TV, and movies backed up on different drives that are in a lead lined box. Not to mention all my physical media. It's not that hard to put together a simple generator from a car, or you could just find a generator. Hospitals already have generator systems set up. I would probably just live there.
>spend days shopping for food and things to do
>collecting cool shit
>build super comfy house
>have an arsenal of weapons
>fleet of vehicles
>build the ultimate Lego City
>figure out where to find a good sex doll
>>29614662
i'm prepared to bail out
>>29615258
>candles
Why not find a generator and power your light sources you silly willy!
Or you could just get batteries for a lamp.
>>29613801
>and the world is exactly as it is now
>cry for a few hours
>kill myself
most realistic scenario for me desu
>>29616882
Honestly that's the final gap in any prepping I need to do. I've never seen a generator in my life. Don't really see them much im the uk tb. Obviously having electricity would open up WAY more entertainment options so it would be very nice. As well as more practical lighting and maybe even central heating in a house and microwaves or whatever.
Do you power them using petrol or do you need to find those gas canisters? Because if there was an 'event' usually the petrol is all gone from stations so I guess I need to learn how to siphon it from cars.
>gather as much non-perishable food and alcohol as possible
>go to the nearby university library
>spend the next 10 years reading up on human history and scientific findings
>if that doesn't inspire me to do something, then spend the rest of my life simply existing until I get ill and die
>>29613495
Finally visit O-Block and shoot a music video there.
I would find a way to generate electricity. I would break into everyone's house (everyone is dead anyway). I would steal tons of things from stores. I would grow food. I wouldn't off myself.
I would drive motorcycles everywhere fast and do a bunch of crazy shit
I'd start taming animals, i suppose.
I would never be lonely, i would never run out of entertainment, and i would never be hungry as i would only need to migrate once in a while to find new store or whatever.
So it would be way better than it is now, as long as i wouldn't fall too ill.
>Raid all of the pharmacies in the area and collect all the opiates, benzos, and stimulants
>Break into a mansion and set up my HQ
>Binge until I'm low on drugs
>Purposely OD
I think I'd probably last a year at most.
>>29617752
Also i'd raid drugstores and such and gather lots of good shit.
>grab a car
>drive around like a maniac until I find a home I like (preferably near a gas station and store/warehouse)
>loot malls and houses for all the shit I want
>grab a bunch of generators from a DIY store
>live incredibly comfortable solitary life until I can no longer handle the loneliness (probably several months of bliss)
>drive off of a cliff listening to my favourite music
My only worry is that I would not be able to find a full size sex doll in this country.
>>29616637
But what defines morals in a world of a lonely robot?
make sure the area you choose doesnt get overun with wild animals
two things nobody is thinking of right now
>slaughtering your own meat
good luck
>using a blow torch
how are you going to play pretend in an SR-71, fire a minigun, or drive a tank if you can't even break into a military base? all that cool shit is locked up tight and you might even need a plasma cutter to get to it
>>29615223
Nah he fucked Carol too. Degenerates did itout of wedlock
I'd rifle through the personal belongings and computers of anyone I deemed I interesting in life
Do lots of drugs
Go paranoia mode (is everyone really dead? Muh aliums and religious rapture fantasies, etc)
Teach myself to drive
Idk, I'd probably last a long time
It's mostly other people and pressures that make me want to kill myself
I guess my real problem would be failing power grids, maybe I wouldn't last that long after all
>>29618010
Also decaying meat would probably cause a boom in insect populations, that get gross very fast
