Mega Millions is now at $435 million dollars, did you buy your ticket
>>29612530
>I won't ever be in an accident when using my phone
>better buy some tickets you never know
Normies everyone
>>29612549
NEET who's never driven detected
The latter is based on luck, and the former is complete skill and coordination.
>>29612591
I don't live in the US and I am young so I have no need for a car
>actually using NEET as an insult on /r9k/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29612530
Lottery tickets and payday loans are how poor people stay poor.
there's a reason they call it the "idiot tax."
>>29612530
>Paying the stupidity tax
Great job OP
>>29613165
Somebody wins you stupid self righteous fuck
>>29613165
Not really. Most poor are poor because they aren't smart and have shitty jobs. Buying lottery tickets is just a symptom of being dumb, not the reason they're poor
>>29613200
And that someone will never be you
>>29613200
But not you lmao
>>29613165
>>29613182
>>29613230
>>29613245
>parroting the idiot tax meme
Fucking idiots. It's 1 dollar to possibly win 300 million . You have to be an idiot NOT to play.
>>29613165
Would you say that to the guy that wins?
>>29613165
My friend one a million dollars a decade or so ago but i guess he was just being an idiot
>>29613276
Yes because he's most likely going to be broke in a year
>>29613272
Elliot Rodger was a smart person indeed.
>>29613276
most lottery winners blow through the money and end up in debt. Because they're stupid.
>>29612530
Can I buy one if I'm not American?
>>29613307
>most lottery winners blow through the money
FALSE
But keep parroting shit you heard without researching it yourself, MORON!
>>29613367
LIDF pls
>>29613272
1 dollar adds up. And all that money could be spent on something like stocks, where you're much more likely to make money.
Then again, the stock market takes a small amount intelligence to make money off of. Maybe they're not up to it.
I don't play the lottery anymore. I used up all my luck on the very first day I bought a lottery ticket.
>20 years old
>never bought a ticket before
>say fuck it with friend and buy us each a $2 ticket
>he busts, I win $100
>say fuck it and spend $20 on a single expensive ticket
>won $20k
And I told myself never again because thats a way better story then any I've ever heard.
>>29613276
Again, he's not going to be you.
Id kill my mother for this, and I love her dearly
>>29613716
So everything adds up. It's wants vs needs. There is no person on earth that strictly spends their money on Needs and gets no Wants. It's fucking stupid calling this the "idiot tax' because people like spending money on this type of Want. Just look at all the anime porn, figurines, vidya games, and fast food all you virgins bought with your money, and you are making fun of ppl who buy lotto ticket. You people are fucking stupid.
>>29612530
With that kind of money I'd buy a small island, build a fancy home on it, and go full neet living completely off the grid.
>>29613165
Who cares? The way I see it the money isn't being wasted it's more like a donation to schools and shit.
>powerball hit 1billion last year
>mfw the horde of lotto niggers
JUST
